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@lady_valor_07 Well, no, until you mentioned it just now. Thanks loads. (Kidding. No, I don't think about it much yet. I'm 66.)

When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious..

@TheBlademaker Always did love Bowies

We’ll already have to give 2 away. Reply Bowie if you want the Bowie. Reply Chefs knife if you want the chefs knife. Will pick the winners as soon as I finish the blades. Will post progress.

@lady_valor_07 For me that would have been.... "Almost all of it"

What’s the phase of life called, when you don’t want to leave the house? And you don’t want anyone coming over to the house.

@Theonenameddamn Most of the stuff women do is done to impress/annoy/complete with other women. Eventually you remember we're here.

Men think that women dress for the male gaze but if men didn't exist, i would probably dress sluttier

@babybrune0 66

Qui a vraiment plus de 30 ans sur X 😇 j'aimerais voir quelques vieux messieurs

@AshokJa44147796 Well, you can.

体脂肪8％の体でもせー的に見れる？

@dashafut Like, whatever you post, I see in English. I assume my reply will appear to be in Russian. It's been amazing, and amusing.

А что за фишка с иностранцами в твиттере? Я опять что-то пропустила? Типа спрашиваешь и они находят и видят мой твит?

@Fat_Electrician That's why I collect weapons.

I hate to break it to people my age, but in 30 years your adult kids are going to look at your Funko Pops, Labubus, action figures, and Warhammer 40K collections the same way we look at boomer ceramic angel collections. That shit is going straight to the thrift store when you die.

@AshokJa44147796 Beautiful.

仁王像みたいな背中してても愛せますか？？

@cockoroach_mom You need a place that is your"office". It's off limits to anyone else. Then get one of these: embrava.com/products. Rules are: Green light, come in quietly. Red light, I am busy. You'll have to wait. Blinking red light, I am on the phone. Emergency only. It's what I use.

Как, бля, донести до близких, что работа из дома за компом — это тоже, бля, работа, с дедлайнами и ответственностью? Что я не могу когда угодно отвлекаться на разговоры и бытовые дела? И чтоб до них дошло и никто не обиделся??

@DocStrangelove2 At a minimum, he should be required to clean up the mess he made. And fined at least the amount of money for the cleanup materials and the time of whomever has to escort him to each site and watch him.

I just want to say for all our Japanese friends out there that we do not condone this at all, and completely encourage you to smash his hands with hammers.

@Matt_Pinner Never worked at McD. Worked at Jack in the Box, but it was my 4th or 5th job. Started working when I was 12.

Is there anyone Who did NOT work at McDonalds?

@cb_doge Is it possible to have negative credibility?

At this point, legacy media has no credibility left.

@c0untrylilly Where am I from, or where do I live? My dad was a Marine, I was Air Force. I'm not really "from" anywhere.

good evening gentlemen 🧡 your nashville girl is curious... where are you from?

@planefag I can support that

when I am King, the gears of the oscillating mechanism in table fans will legally be required to be milled out of chrome-moly steel

@lilycoy__ My rule is, if you can afford it and it makes you happy, there's no reason not to.

@youlooklikeamom We certainly don't want the birds walking around all dirty.

Bird bath blew away. Have to go look for it

@hshLauraJ Maybe she's rude or self-absorbed.

Maybe he’s not interesting enough??? 🤔🤔🤔

@TimothyImholt Why not?

Dare I do this to my jeep?

@Rapunzel_hnn Depends on the reason for cheating.

Do you believe once a cheater, always a cheater?