Crow Nester 🇺🇸

@MKnowlesShow Can we get the livestream working before GTA 6?

We got Chinese robots bringing us McDonald's before GTA 6

@notoriusmattyp @LeadingReport Hey, come one. I’m oldest Gen Z. I don’t identify w/the young ones

@LeadingReport Probaly cuz Gen Z is beyond cooked mentally lmao 🤣

BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.

@LeadingReport Damn. I was just past the minimum 🫰

@itsJohnRocker Serious proposition, let the cleanup batters take steroids. That era was way more fun to watch

Baseball is back tomorrow! To celebrate, all signed merchandise is 20% off my website through the end of the month. Use code: MLB thejohnrocker.com/collections/si…

@WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecMullinDHS @AGPamBondi @DHSgov Alright. 10 million deportations minimum every year now

📸 FROM THE OVAL: @SecMullinDHS has been officially sworn in by @AGPamBondi as Secretary of Homeland Security. 🇺🇸

@TAPriceCTR79 @LibertyCappy Alright. Well, we’re in agreement. Seriously, have a good one, man lol

@Crow_Nester @LibertyCappy I can't disagree with any of that.

I bet you can't think of a single thing! Checkmate, men!

@TAPriceCTR79 @LibertyCappy Ok. I think we’re on the same side, but you’re such a smartass

@Crow_Nester @LibertyCappy

@TAPriceCTR79 @LibertyCappy I don’t know what that means. But alright, have a good one, dork

@Crow_Nester @LibertyCappy

@TAPriceCTR79 @LibertyCappy Calm down, nerd

@Crow_Nester @LibertyCappy Half the blueprint for the baby. Saying we produce half the baby is like feminists saying women make men successful. Accuracy is the only thing we have to overcome humans gynocentric nature that makes their lies and errors so easily swallowed.

@___SPAZ___ @Kenn_Fn_Powers Whhhaaaaaat?

Memories

@BasedMikeLee @Cernovich If it’s not passed, I’m seriously considering not voting this year. What’s the point? I’ve voted in every federal election since I turned 18 in 2016.

It’s hard to imagine how the SAVE America Act could be passed through reconciliation And by “hard” I mean “essentially impossible”

@AnthonyCumia Teenagers with a hard R

A pepper ball gun on a beach full of “teen” spring breakers?? I’d pay to do this.

@ExxAlerts Even the way he eats hand foods grosses me out

BREAKING: New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani says he LOVES sour cream as he chows down on a Crunch Wrap Supreme from Taco Bell. ”That’s a life question? Always sour cream.”

@GroceryPump @PressSec No SAVE America Act = illegals voting = Democrats winning = mass amnesty = single-party Democrat rule = country over = no future. Pretty simple stuff, asshole

@Crow_Nester @PressSec SAVE America has literally nothing the fuck to do with fraud or with the unpopularity of low IQ child raping GOP. Shut up.

First Lady Melania Trump Launches Fostering the Future Together, 45 Member Nations Attend the Inaugural Coalition Summit whitehouse.gov/briefings-stat…

@codepink We’ll end the blockade once they stop being a communist satellite state for our enemies

We're leaving Cuba today after a profound experience of learning about how the US blockade is causing Cubans to suffer. We return to the US with more conviction and urgency to end the US blockade on Cuba. Cuba is not alone! 🇨🇺

@GroceryPump I think it’s low IQ to use the same insult every time. Retard

Handle was created by the Trump Administration so yes very low IQ indeed.

@KrazeDegen @SawyerMerritt Weak stuff, dude

@SawyerMerritt Texas is a horrible place to put it. Would be the most expensive tornado in history

Elon says 100 million sqft is the right order of magnitude for Tesla/SpaceX's Terafab. Let's put that into perspective. 100 million square feet is equivalent to: • 3 New York Central Parks • 15 U.S. Pentagons • 2,300 acres • 3.6 square miles • 555 Walmart Supercenters • 1,736 football fields • 23 Disneyland Parks • 8.8% the size of Paris • 10 Tesla Giga Texas buildings Absolutely wild scale.

@bennyjohnson I hate the redundant phrase “criminal illegals”

Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) on Democrats who wouldn’t vote for the Laken Riley Act but will defend criminal illegals: “Why can’t you just agree that if you’re breaking the law and you’re already here illegally—deport them!”