Crozzy

@BoyceDrew How could we be when he picks the likes of Maguire, Solanke, Calvert-Lewin, Jordan fucking Henderson and keepers not even getting a club game.

Just watching France 2nd team rip Columbia a new one! England are no where near France is level!

@FOBRacing @EmrisRacing I’m 99!

If we can get @EmrisRacing up to 100 followers by close of play today, they’ll probably bring us a cake when they visit Your assistance in this matter is much appreciated by the team!

@Bald_Eagle_ @Beniesta_

@Beniesta_ Agreed, I swear we are the most shot shy team in the Prem!

Feel like nobody shoots from outside the box for us now 🫠 Pino vs Wolves was the last time I think we scored from outside the box and that was November 🤣

@PatTateRisen @antmiddleton And you got your head blown off in a lane.

@Crozzy1971 @antmiddleton It was an Indian.

Derbyshire vehicle attack! More ground level, local info please folks…

@SwearingSport @joeCPFC22 Diego Costa shitting himself v Damion Delaney…

Diego Costa sparring with the Chelsea kit man Billy McCulloch during their 2014 pre-season

@antmiddleton Or like waking up in Dubai dreaming of being mayor of London ?

It will go back to the Military might of old once true leadership is reinstated. All this woke madness and insanity will feel like a distant memory. Like waking from a nightmare in parliament! 👨‍🎤🛏️

@danielstorey85 Nonces will always nonces.

Just an incredible vibe for the only real retort against everything people have said is "they were more casual friends than best friends, actually".

The detail about the Arsenal match absolutely floored me and I'm not sure it's even in the top five by the end.

@oliverbrown_tel @johnmerro1 I thought he ran off with the bald Scottish fella? After he’d been through his daughter’s mate.

‘People think I ran off with my daughter’s best mate. It is nonsense.’ At home with Richard Keys and his wife Lucie. Quite the interview, all told telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@andy_lucey @WhyteleafeEagle Wetherspoons ?!

@WhyteleafeEagle Wondering how we managed to get the balloons in the ground...

On this day in 2025 for me our wonderful cup run really took off when we thrashed Fulham 3 nil at Craven Cottage. Wonderful day and if you got in the ground early like I did it was £3 a pint 🤪🤪 ❤️💙🦅 #cpfc

@BeirneLiz Oh the tragedy of it. I guess he’s able to afford the lifestyle by not paying any UK tax? Odd as he seems to have a lot to say about the UK. And mayor of London…😂 That’ll be some commute.

@Crozzy1971 He pays for himself not sponging off someone else.

‘Future mayor of London’ with family living in Dubai 🙄 Do as I say not as I do…

@BeirneLiz Not even a tiny bit ironic this he’s very anti immigrant yet is one himself?

@Crozzy1971 When London is not a shithole they may move back, I lived there for years & sad to see it as it is

@Number10cat @gazbod @RupertLowe10 Know, they’re all just lying grifting cunts.

@RupertLowe10 Getting forgetful again Rupert?

There continues to be an immense amount of fake news circulating around Restore Britain’s principles of immigration. Here is our position. Read it, and let me know if you agree… Step one. Remove the illegal migrant population. Two million? Three million? Even more? Doesn’t matter. They will all be detained, and they will all be deported. We will of course start with the third world invaders and foreign criminals - this is a day one priority. A Restore Britain Government would launch the largest deportation scheme in British history - we have the plan, we’ve already published the most comprehensive deportation scheme ever released. 100+ pages of it. We know how to do it. Now we are seeking the power to implement it. The illegals are the priority. Foreign criminals go too, but that doesn’t even need discussing anymore. They’re out the door on the first flight home. What happens to them in their own country is not our problem. Step two. Legal migrants who can’t speak English, refuse to work, claim benefits, live in social housing, hate our way of life or even actively want to do us harm? They go too - hopefully voluntarily. If not, they will be removed. Dual nationals who want to kill us? Strip them off their British citizenship and send them back. Foreign Islamists, gone. Dual national Islamists, gone. If foreigners want to live in an Islamic country, we will make that a reality for them. This would all be twinned with drastic reductions of the number of people settling in the country, and I mean drastic. It will be in the thousands, not the hundreds of thousands. Who can come? Ultra high-skilled migrants to fill gaps, and spouses of British men and women. We would ease that process, allowing Brits to bring their husband/wives into our country without the endless bureaucracy, red tape and cost - allowing them to build a family. That is positive immigration. We will encourage it. All done alongside our Red List. If a country is proven to supply us with sex pests, rapists, criminals and illegals? We will shut off entire visa routes. We will discriminate based on the evidence. Afghanistan would be top of that list. Those Afghans who came following the data breach would be removed and relocated. All of them. The asylum system would be abolished in its entirety. ILR would be scrapped. Benefits for foreign nationals would be cancelled. Social housing currently filled with foreigners would be freed for British families. The whole immigration scam would finally end. When a visa ends, that individual will be expected to leave Britain - that principle will be enforced for the first time in decades. And here’s a mad idea. Our aim would be to train the millions of healthy Brits on benefits to do these jobs. This is just so painfully obvious. If they don’t like it, they lose their universal credit. Simple. None of this is complicated. It just takes balls. The number of people living in Britain would radically reduce - millions would go during the first five years of a Restore Britain Government. Millions. Our immigration system would put one group of people at the top of the agenda. The British people. If you want all of this - vote for it. Join Restore Britain, support Restore Britain. Put us in power, and we will get it done. I promise you that.

@BatterySgt @antmiddleton 🤫

@BatterySgt @antmiddleton Oh

@xxjoshdabossxx @KingvagabondHOL @CR2SE25 @holmesdaleUSA Agree, but the frustration is we’re so close to being better, but the infrastructure just doesn’t allow it.

@Crozzy1971 @KingvagabondHOL @CR2SE25 @holmesdaleUSA These come under his faults, which is very valid and a bit of a joke even now. Like I said he had his faults but in the bigger picture we’re better off. Do agree that there is a ceiling with what we can achieve with Parish but it could’ve been a lot worse these past few years.

Parish doesn't get enough credit for freezing Textor out and not letting him get control tbh

@xxjoshdabossxx @KingvagabondHOL @CR2SE25 @holmesdaleUSA I agree about us being better off if/when he goes, but let’s please not paper over the cracks of some monumental mistakes. Who let Textor in? Who failed to sort out the MCO/Europa League debacle? Who won’t let go of his minority share which limits what the other 3 can invest?

@KingvagabondHOL @CR2SE25 @holmesdaleUSA This is spot on! He has his limitations and faults but nobody can deny that the day he leaves he will left our club in 100 times of a better position.

@pippippin6969 @antmiddleton Sheep

@Crozzy1971 @antmiddleton Bellend

@LM9721806378171 @antmiddleton He’s also not a rabid racist.

@Crozzy1971 @antmiddleton Crozzy doesn't understand pattern recognition.

@timeforgin7 @cmoods76 I’m already paying for a grown-up son 🤦🏼‍♂️

@Crozzy1971 @cmoods76 You paying? 🤣

Wishing the other half the happiest of special big birthdays today. @cmoods76 you deserve the bestest time celebrating x x x