Tony Lasagna

@DEADLINE I think it’s about time they learned how to be funny. Good for them. Hope the comedy camp kids teach them well.

Jay Leno & Adam Carolla Team Up For Comedy Fantasy Camp For Aspiring Comedians & Writers deadline.com/2023/06/jay-le…

Inspired by HBO MAX rebranding to MAX, I’ll know be known as BUILDING

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK was released 43 years ago today. One of Hollywood’s most popular films and most acclaimed sequels, the making of story is as huge as you’d expect. A THREAD 1/38

@DeDelohr @Kexta89 @drumsarelife @ReallyAmerican1 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. #Propaganda

@Kexta89 @drumsarelife @ReallyAmerican1 I guess we will see. Any opinion prior to that is propaganda!

HUMILIATED: Failed gubernatorial candidate and perpetual election denier Kari Lake attempted once again to prove in court that election irregularities were the cause of her defeat. The problem: Her "star" witness proved the exact opposite, that the election was SECURE. Jacqueline Onigkeit is the signature reviewer Lake was depending on to win this case for her. Onigkeit testified that supervisors instructed election workers to be "very cautious. You need to pay attention to what you’re doing and remember that whatever you reject or approve, you can be called in to testify," which of course is proof of how secure officials tried to make the election. Furthermore, Lake's attorney, Kurt Olsen, showed a video of an election worker rushing quickly through ballot verifications as evidence that there was little care given to security; the problem with that is the worker was fired because of their failure to exercise caution and care with ballot verification. Drop a 💙 if you agree that it's time for Kari Lake to drop the appeals and finally accept her defeat.

@wickedstudios11 @Giantstomp One page, one dollar! Endless fun. Well, it ends - then you can play it again. #cyberpunk people gonna love it.

I’m blocking every blue check mark in my feed.

@MichaelWarbur17 Also a Gillian’s Island episode.

@bertkreischer As a comedian the part of Razzle Dazzle that I really admired was the use of the mic cord as raffle tix. Low key genius.

@bradmeltzer Just kidding by the way. Big fan.

@bradmeltzer Reported for porn.

Best way to recharge your art brain? Go to Italy, eat your weight in gelato, and watch your kids take 1000 photos pointing to David’s ding-a-ling. Even they realized how beautiful this sculpture is in person. #Italy

@ScottAdamsSays No.

After my cancelling, find me at scottadams.locals.com for the good stuff. Might be the only place to find Dilbert soon.

@ScottAdamsSays Here’s my free speech, Dilbert sucks anyway and if it never appears again the culture of America has lost nothing. People need eggs though.

Has anyone checked the price of free speech lately? It’s worse than eggs.

@bertkreischer @SonyPictures @Legendary @MarkHamill @JimmyTatro I saw the first trailer. Thank god for the re-shoots. And @MarkHamill

IT’S HERE!!! And YOU guys made this happen!! Here is the OFFICIAL trailer for #TheMACHINEmovie. You can grab your tickets NOW for May 25th with a special LIVE pre show at TheMachine.Movie. See you all MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND

This is a good thing if you’re a Greyhawk fan. Check it out.

@qi7p1rc Stop being a coward, Ricki, and come face justice. If you’re such a legal genius impress us in court. Your woman represented herself with unbelievable incompetence and it was HILARIOUS! Looking forward to your courthouse comedy set.

You know there's a problem with the arrest when the prison guards don't even understand why you're there. More to come. givesendgo.com/Free_Amy

If my timeline fills up with Elon’s dog I’ll block that bitch too.

@GreyKnight7777 @CthulhuPrez @GreenKnightMA @Wasntme72420548 @kidder_angie @OregonGovBrown Just for clarity: GreyKnight was wrong about everything regarding this conviction. About literally EVERYTHING. No dropped charges. No early release. No mitigation to lesser offense. Jail, jail and more jail.

@CthulhuPrez @GreenKnightMA @Wasntme72420548 @CrumbTogether @kidder_angie @OregonGovBrown Obsessive losers need to cling to any sort of happiness they can grab hold of, I guess. Sucks to suck 🤷‍♂️😆

We would love for @OregonGovBrown to drop the mask mandate. By forcing US to enforce YOUR rule you have put us in danger, Kate. We just want to sell cookies without threats of violence.

Just took this pic in my backyard — is this a UFO?

Oh, have you heard? 46 months. And Amy must serve it all. These are the perils of representing yourself after being a public dumbass. deadstate.org/woman-who-atta…

@qi7p1rc @LaneCountyDA Sounds like you should have been in court with her. Oh, wait… you SHOULD have been in court with her. She’ll see you in 46 months if you can avoid your warrant that long. You’re next, Ricki. 😎

@LaneCountyDA Don't forget your wrongful conviction of Amy Hall using perjured affidavits and testimony. And your deprivation of rights under the civil rights act.

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