CthulhuForPrez

An LAPD volunteer officer was stung dozens of times and lost his footing as he was assisting with the response to a bee swarm in Encino abc7.la/455yvuA

@ABC7 Family is asking please not to send flowers.

@JamesTheFourth What’s the top-right pic from, image search’s got nothing.

@AwakenedOutlaw Clockwise from top right 1.Offensive how? 2.Mocking a restaurant that refused to cater gay weddings 3.Mocking Spaghettios 4.Mocking the Vatican’s rhetoric 5.Joke playing on ped and paed sounding alike 6.One of several jokes based on old character limit, part 1

I hear that Patton Oswalt is a particularly awful little manlette.

you can hem and haw and wring your hands and obstruct reality as much as you want but at the end of the day extrajudicial execution is not the response to someone making a scene in public, it just isn’t

@highbrow_nobrow @MoscowTimes A week after they all move in, they’re all shot for constantly bitching about all the foreigners who don’t speak American.

NEW: Russian authorities will launch construction of a village outside Moscow for conservative-minded Americans and Canadians next year, the state-run RIA Novosti news agency reported Thursday. @MoscowTimes theintellectualist.com/members/the-in…

@TheOnion @PeterClines Reminds me of a line from “The Complete History of America (abridged)” “From the moment I saw her, I wanted to make love to her in the worst way: standing up, in a hammock.”

Man Tries To Sneak Out Of Hammock Morning After Sex bit.ly/3VVMz5P

Mystery solved

don’t fuck with the people who feed you. solidarity with the farmworkers, always and forever!

@MamaLovedMeBest @LVolsonic66 @FattyGrissle @amanda4everr @JoseCuervo Say the quiet part out loud, coward *dismissive farting noises

@CthulhuPrez @LVolsonic66 @FattyGrissle @amanda4everr @JoseCuervo Nope. The word is not bad. That's the cancel culture response to anyone who uses it. Mass hysteria over nothing.

When your phone does nothing, you’re up for anything.🕺That's why Cuervo and Haley Lu Richardson are giving away hundreds of Cuervo Dumb Phones so you can unplug and really #GoOffThisCinco. Plus, Cuervo might even pay for a round of drinks to get the party started.

@TrishtheDish_7 @lydiakiesling Clearly, the only possible way to end homelessness 🙄🙄🙄

@lydiakiesling So give them your house

@MamaLovedMeBest @LVolsonic66 @FattyGrissle @amanda4everr @JoseCuervo …you don’t think it’s a bad word, then proceed to list a slew of reasons WHY it’s a bad word 🤡🤡🤡

@CthulhuPrez @LVolsonic66 @FattyGrissle @amanda4everr @JoseCuervo I don't even think it's a bad word. But I do know that you can get kicked off of any media platform, fired from a job or beat up in the street for mouthing it. So, I'll play the silly game.

@MamaLovedMeBest @LVolsonic66 @FattyGrissle @amanda4everr @JoseCuervo

@LVolsonic66 @FattyGrissle @amanda4everr @JoseCuervo It's as offensive is the word that we now label "the N-word". Men and women do not need a qualifier before them. The word you're looking for is normal.

@WYW33_Official @tomruegger gizmodo.com/david-zaslav-w…

@tomruegger This is funny, but I don’t think writers deserve a union, they get paid very well already, and get to write all day, if you aren’t happy with doing the thing you get paid for, and willing to put in those hours for that type of job, then you don’t deserve to be a paid writer

The Writers Guild of America Strike: Actual sign spotted on the picket line...

Comic I've been working on. Read from left to right. The View From The Laundry Room [1/8]

@EarnMayo It’s a fucking zebra, tough guy.

It’s kill be or be killed out here. As humans our survival instinct is our oldest emotion dating back millions of years. I refuse to go against my evolutionary biology to appease the woke mob.