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Cruzin SLC

@CruzinSLC

Mild mannered IT guy by day.. cigar enthusiast by night. 18 & over only cuz the young'uns shouldn't smoke.

Katılım Ocak 2012
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AJ@VenerableHomo·
@JoeFromTheGym Oh I crushed HARD on David Boreanaz. My exhusband introduced me to Buffy, and he too carried a flame for Angel. In fact, a few years ago he texted me this 🤣🤣🤣
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techno cryptid@JoeFromTheGym·
season 1 episode 7 "Angel": when I first started watching Buffy it was in the form of reruns on FX after school. I came in around the middle of season 3; Faith was already around, Willow was already a witch, and Angel was definitely already undead. so after I was hooked and went back to watch the ones I'd missed (on DVD, I had the whole series) I started season 1 already knowing that Buffy's first boyfriend was a vampire. I wish I could rewatch it for the first time, with no prior knowledge, because I bet it was a mind-blowing revelation back in the day. and I wish I could have a crush- one of those real overwhelming puppy love kind of crushes. I mean what can I say; I'm a hopeless romantic. but I guess there's just some things you don't get to redo
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Jayson Parker
Jayson Parker@JaysonParker801·
Come on, bud. I know you've been wanting to see this view for a long time. Go for it
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Cruzin SLC
Cruzin SLC@CruzinSLC·
@lady_valor_07 Its not even 10%. So, sadly, not enough. You would need to tip at least $100. Tipping is out of control
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson
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Jayson Parker
Jayson Parker@JaysonParker801·
Could not tell if this guy was into it or just curious about my PA
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Jewel 🌗
Jewel 🌗@OfficialJoel4_·
Prove me wrong and win $300. No word starts with "W" and ends with"W"
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Jayson Parker
Jayson Parker@JaysonParker801·
C'mon, bro. Stroke with me. Look at my fat cock as I lube it up and work it up and down, bro. Such a hot fucking cock. Look at my muscles flex as I stroke up and down my shaft, bro. Whip yours out. Let me see what you're packing
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Cruzin SLC
Cruzin SLC@CruzinSLC·
@Sec_Noem @POTUS @SecRubio @SecWar Well, killing Americans and puppies is right up you alley. Face it. Its a bullshit job he gave you to keep your mouth shut and get rid of you. You were an embarrassment
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Secretary Kristi Noem
Secretary Kristi Noem@EnvoyNoem·
Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
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Rose Smith
Rose Smith@itsrosesm·
Be honest. Do you?
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Elma
Elma@oelma__·
What's your stripper name..
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Henry
Henry@HenryFrank02·
🚨BREAKING: Actor Jon Voight just said: "Let’s be honest. Donald Trump is a tough man. He can be brash, outspoken, and unapologetic. But no one has fought harder for the heart and soul of America in my lifetime" Do you agree Voight? YES or NO? IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
Ofcourse 💯
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Cruzin SLC@CruzinSLC·
@DonaldJTrumpJr So, you are arguing the first point? The others are pretty damming. And DT has never birthed a child, so Mr. King is dead on.
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Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr.@DonaldJTrumpJr·
Well, this is news to me… unless he means birthed a child which would also hold true for every male ever. TDS is real and it’s scary.
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Amelia
Amelia@Amelia558rs·
I see 9 and you ? Be honest
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