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Cryptic Cowboy

@Cryptic_Cowboy_

Dying is easy; Comedy is hard.

Greater Napanee, Ontario Katılım Nisan 2017
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Nasty Knuckles
Nasty Knuckles@NastyKnuckles·
Patience is pivotal for Matvei Michkov’s development
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Hockeygobler
Hockeygobler@hockeygobler·
@NastyKnuckles @chrispronger @dnastyworld @rileycote32 I don’t care if Jesus Christ himself said it, when I hear “fans want him to play 25 minutes a night” my brain glazes over… you guys should talk about how a tocchet team has succeeded offensively once in ten years and this is tocchets 4th high profile development cluster fuck
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randy beans
randy beans@randy_beans2003·
@PredsNHL A team called the predators doing a pride night. The jokes write themselves.
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PHLY Flyers
PHLY Flyers@PHLY_Flyers·
"It's nice to know that fans can still get this mad about a Flyers game, because it shows that people still care." - @charlieo_conn on last night's disappointing loss to the Blue Jackets
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Cryptic Cowboy@Cryptic_Cowboy_·
The Flyers top brass signing T.J. Hughes would be interesting. Far from ground breaking but none the less - Interesting. PS5 would be ok with it.
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Cryptic Cowboy@Cryptic_Cowboy_·
@RonoAnalyst TSN: And with the 15th overall pick, here come Danny Briere, Keith Jones and Brett "fat head " Flair. Oh and look there! It's Dan Hilferty!!
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Rono
Rono@RonoAnalyst·
The Flyers are having the worst possible season they could have. ~15th pick.
Vladař overperformed, so the FO will think there’s a chance at the PO next year.
Michkov regressed.
Dvorak got a contract through 2031.
The veterans are playing big minutes. Just Purgatory Flyers.
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James Lucas
James Lucas@JamesLucasIT·
This is a New York City newsstand in the 1930s Genuine question: why no overweight people?
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Cryptic Cowboy
Cryptic Cowboy@Cryptic_Cowboy_·
So I see that "today's " average woke hockey fan is up in arms over McDavid knocking over sticks at practice. You people would have lost it over a guy like Phil Esposito.
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Cryptic Cowboy@Cryptic_Cowboy_·
@ChesterM222 IF this upsets you weak woke people...lol You would have lost your programmed minds over Phil Esposito.
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Cryptic Cowboy
Cryptic Cowboy@Cryptic_Cowboy_·
Flyer fans are gravely delusional and maybe should get a check in the mail for mental disability to think a player would choose the Flyers at this point in time. There was a time when many wanted to be here because of Snider and his over payments and excellent treatment.
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Cryptic Cowboy
Cryptic Cowboy@Cryptic_Cowboy_·
This Flyers and Matthews trade talk is like talking about landing on the moon with a magic bus. Ain't happening and IF he was to be traded - Would be to a Western team. Seems like us Flyer fans will be having a long summer with the skillful writing skills of our beat writers.
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