Cryptiq 🟦 (Phase 1)

@tittyrespecter Not the dog too 😭

hi jade, nice nose piercing. do you like pasta? i am making pasta tomorrow. you can come over to my place and have some if you would like. your dog is invited too 😁

@Cobratate The most homosexual coffee I’ve ever seen

Gold leaf cappuccino. Only in Dubai.

@UziCryptoo Transfer it all to me and forget about it lil bro

I’m 22 and make $20-50k/month from Crypto. Life is genuinely so boring for me right now. While my friends get jobs and go to college I just sit in my room making money, but I’m by myself. I have no idea where to go or what to do from here.

@skumWgmi Nobody here has $100k

You could literally - Put $100k in a bank paying 9% interest - Live off the $6,000/month interest payment Why are people not doing this.

@motionbynick @moonpay @KITKAT @SlimJim Is this what they meant by a shitter

My toilet will make me a millionaire Let me explain: 4 days ago I put out a post that I was selling ad space on my toilet until I reached $1,000,000 It instantly went viral, with comments from huge brands like @moonpay, @KITKAT, and @SlimJim. Because of my transparent pricing model, I already have 5 figures worth of ads in the queue. Companies are seeing the value of my toilet real estate, and it’s only just getting started.

@Sourceofboxing @ringmagazine The documanhoodidit?

Deontay Wilder claims Tyson Fury cheated in 2/3 of their fights 🗣️ “The 2 of them he definitely cheated. I got proof and evidence of that…why you think he can’t come back to America now? And if I’m lying then PLEASE tell him to sue me‼️” 🎥 @ringmagazine

@Jampzey This is like one of those boomer Facebook “who committed the crime” cartoons

I NEED SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. RIGHT. NOW. Every SINGLE square inch of this neighborhood is getting buried in snow. Roofs. Lawns. Sidewalks. Cars. EVERYTHING is white and frozen. And then I look out my window… and THIS is what my neighbor’s driveway looks like. Bone. Dry. Not a flake. NOT ONE. So yeah, I’m confused. And annoyed. And asking QUESTIONS. Because HOW is their driveway the ONLY thing not getting snow?? Make it make SENSE. I already contacted the POLICE because something is NOT RIGHT here. If you know what’s going on, SPEAK UP. This is WEIRD.

@zoomyzoomm > armpits tho

> Be Gokce Guven > 26 years old > Turkish Baddie > Forbes 30 under 30 > UC Berkeley Alum > Founder of VC backed Kaldee > Commit fraud > Lie to investors > Falsify documents to US immigration > Get arrested by the Attorney General > Max jail time of 52 years

@FearedBuck ni hao

MrBeast is putting Beast Games ads inside fortune cookies at restaurants around the world, through a partnership with OpenFortune, which distributes fortune cookies across the U.S. and Europe.

@baseposting Here’s mine baseposting intern

@AgentChud New advisor @0xPolygon

@DrakeTheroux @MoistCr1TiKaL These are the two worst fits I think I’ve ever fucking seen

Went to go see Iron Lung and then suddenly a @MoistCr1TiKaL appeared!

@NeverGoon Only cause she too ugly bro

My wife could never be in Hollywood

@base I want the watch 😭

shop dot base dot org

@xenotrip @pudgypenguins

BUT WHY?

@TylerDurden Bro 😢

I remember when I thought $100,000 was a lot of money.

@BoredApeYC This the kinda shit Epstein would wear on the island

BAYC Essentials are back in stock. Plus some cozy pieces from the vault. store.boredapeyachtclub.com

@danielhangan_ Cracked the code 😭

this creator cracked a 2.1M view hack. showing her armpits. > arms down: 12k views > arms up: 2.1M views same person. same content. different body language. vulnerability signals = algorithm gold. we just added "arms up" as a UGC format at DansUGC.

@StreetFashion01 That’s fucking drip

mayor of New York Zohran Mamdani stepped out in custom Carhartt last night🙂‍↕️

@CL207 This looks incredible

milk, japan 😎😎😎 but fr tho, volcanic grass fed cow milk ?