Nick Greenawalt

THIS IS INSANE. you can buy 5 pounds of silverware for $40 at $100/oz, that silver is worth $8,000! i’m buying as much as i can before the normies figure this out

@orangie Congrats orange man !

5 years later my high school sweetheart said yes 😍💍

@thesoggyblanket toilet ads

does anyone know how to make a living as an artist

@Chilearmy123 He was never playing 5D chess you guys are just massive morons who believed the lies of the most obvious grifter in history

What happened to Trump playing 5D Chess Now we're stuck with high gas prices, $60k BTC while their family made billions off Crypto, and a war no one asked for I'm not a pessimist but wtf happened lmao

@Pentosh1 You can actually just dump barrels of oil into the ocean in CA and the trade winds will carry them to China where you can pick them up

By the way, you can buy $OIL in the US for $97, and sell it in China for $150 and make a killing on arbitrage free money on the ground, all you have to do is pick it up

@TS_Secrets If you went to college and came out not knowing anybody, that’s a skill issue

My neighbor spent about $80k on his son’s college finance degree. His son graduated, filled out 105 applications, and couldn’t land a finance job. Right now, he’s managing a Jimmy John’s while he “waits for a break.” Then my neighbor said, “I’m going to introduce him to some of my friends so he can get an entry-level role.” And it hit me. If the outcome is still who you know, not what you studied… what exactly did the $80k buy?

@wongisrite lol no way! You just realized? 😂

omfg it's been a long and hazy road in crypto just realized the toilet guy is one of my favorite artists i have collected @motionbynick i'm dumb but stoked for u bro, sick lick lol

This is an absolute work of art disguised as a reel As a video creator, I cannot overstate how complex this video is in terms of script and execution

What if dungeon crawling involved more... cussing? Kill and rob your friends. From a toilet. Launching March 28 on @AbstractChain

@sama Dear devs You will lose your jobs forever and be forced to work in the coal mines But you can rest easy knowing sam Altman is grateful ❤️🙏

I have so much gratitude to people who wrote extremely complex software character-by-character. It already feels difficult to remember how much effort it really took. Thank you for getting us to this point.

@Adobe @nvidia we literally just want apps that work

Today, Adobe and @nvidia announced a strategic partnership to reinvent creative and marketing workflows with the power of AI. Adobe’s creative and marketing technology, combined with NVIDIA’s research and accelerated computing, will come together to develop next-generation Firefly models and creative, marketing, and agentic workflows to deliver best-in-class creative precision and control. Check out the full announcement from #NVIDIAGTC to see what’s ahead: adobe.ly/3NszP6W

@MAXBET5150 LOL you are a pedophile 👍

When your snowflake comments made everyone realize you’re a leftist wack job nobody big wanted to invest with you, now you’re trying to get attention by showing us big companies don’t want to invest with you. Toilet tanked the day you revealed you’re a snowflake. Defense and war crimes are very different things. But best of luck with your toilet.

I’m so washed man Can’t even get sponsored by war crime companies

@SBF_FTX @realDonaldTrump billionaire criminal in prison explains why you shouldn’t care about crimes committed by another pedophile billionaire criminal

The current spike only highlights how much oil prices have lowered under @realDonaldTrump. 🛢️: Trump (2017-2020): $58 Biden (2021-2024): $83 Trump (2025): $68 Average price over the whole of 2022: $99 Price yesterday: $100 Calm down.

@marvelgirl_eth @PooPourri Did that last year :)

@motionbynick @PooPourri i guess with that all money coming in, you about to retire her soon

if you've ever farted, this ones for you: i'm selling ad space on my toilet until i make $1,000,000 thank you to @PooPourri for buying a spot

@marvelgirl_eth @PooPourri My wife does yes

@motionbynick @PooPourri quick question: do you clean the toilet everyday to get it ready for the promo ?

@gavinpurcell @jameygannon Thank you! Total is at the end of each video. None of these vids have been paid ads except for 2! The rest is organic

@motionbynick @jameygannon hey congrats, this was a pretty fascinating idea what’s the total you’re up to? i’m not getting served the ad a ton on tt rn but seems like you’re doing well still

i love how much algorithmic social has upped the ante we are getting profound innovation in the pursuit of the most scroll-stopping brainrot lol

@gavinpurcell @jameygannon 🤝

@jameygannon i've been following this guy for a while, couple fascinating things about what he's doing all his content feels like original but it's reached me as a paid ad meanwhile, he's grown his account a ton by doing this AND making good money from the deals it's a super smart strat

@jameygannon 🫡