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@fesshole And Velma has found her glasses.

I'm regularly late for work due to watching Scooby Doo in the mornings, you can't walk away before they reveal the villain

@bbcmtd Which crime have they stopped reporting?

Police report 'encouraging' 7% drop in crime bbc.in/42fa2Da

@SkyNews He really is an idiot, isn't he. Worst PM we have ever had.

Sir Keir Starmer has said attempts by Iran to destabilise British society "will not be tolerated" trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@misspaulalondon Does Zach Polenski go in M&S?

M&S stops using tape measures for its bra fittings - and staff must size women by EYE. How utterly stupid! dailymail.com/news/article-1…

@SolihullUpdates And he is racist because?...

A racist shouting 'make Britain great again' and demanding a full English breakfast caused part of the #M42 in #Solihull to close for more than 5 hours. He climbed over the railings on a bridge near Junction 5, prompting other motorists to raise the alarm. birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-…

@10DowningStreet @vonderleyen @Keir_Starmer Just ignore the Brexit vote then. Socialists hate free speech and democracy.

When the UK and the European Union work together, we all reap the benefits. In these volatile times we need to go further and faster on economic, energy and defence security.

@donaldtusk @Keir_Starmer At the moment, we couldn't defend a Harrogate Town corner so don't get your hopes up Poland.

We’ve agreed with the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom to sign the Poland-UK treaty strengthening our defence cooperation. It will take place on May 27.

@bbcmtd He probably can't wait to stick the ticket prices up again.

A wonderful afternoon for Coventry City owner Doug King. Updates: bbc.in/4uj1arO

@Sargon_of_Akkad @RupertLowe10 And Zack wants to cancel anyone right of centre. Works both ways.

Terrible, vindictive, ideological politics. Not a responsible steward of the land, but instead a partisan attack on political opponents because a percentage of the constitutency voted the wrong way. Atrocious.

@KyivIndependent Looks a nice big target for a drone

⚡️ Russian general implicated in Bucha massacre appointed Air Force commander, media reports. The general also served as commander of Russia's troop contingent in Syria. kyivindependent.com/russian-genera…

@FootyAccums Villa should be docked points.

Emery has absolutely shafted West Ham with this Villa side. 😅 Spurs now out the relegation zone! 👀

@JoePaice92 Barnyard club.

I really hope Birmingham go down next season. Bunch of pathetic players moaning at everything and going down at every chance they get. Sega had every right to take that shot.

@ZackPolanski It's Greens against normal people.

It's Greens Vs Labour/Reform/Tories. Pick your side. Join.greenparty.org.uk

The Green Party has complained about this cartoon of Zack Polanski by the The Times. They’re deeply unhappy with it. Whatever you do, do not repost!

@mfa_russia @RussianEmbassy No doubt you would stick a few tanks on there. Terrorists.

💬 #Zakharova: In May 2025, London pledged to return the illegally occupied #Chagos Archipelago to Mauritius. Smooth on paper – but reality tells a different story. Chagos proves it once again: deals with the modern day Anglo-Westerners cannot be trusted. #StopColonialism

@LeftwaffenWatch @sharrond62 Doesn't look like a wrong 'un at all.

Male pervert invades women’s locker room Women complain to staff Staff side with the pervert

@fesshole You are noted on my spreadsheet as 'Fanny like a ripped out fireplace' .

I keep a meticulous spreadsheet of every guy I've ever shagged, with a list of acts we performed, a rating and a little note. Highlights include "He was very well hung which made up for the fact he was unusually enthusiastic about Pokemon." I'm up to number 52.

@fesshole Christmas dinner (leftovers) soup is the best soup ever.

My sister gave us an amazing high powered blender. We can put a whole meal into it and drink it as a smoothie: soup, roast meat and veg, gravy, apple crumble. This is a game changer and hubby and I love it, even if roast smoothies aren't fashionable (yet).

@SophiePrestonHa @AllisonPearson It's why Keir Jew Harmer wants children to vote.

Out campaigning in Hockley today with the Reform lorry, and something deeply concerning happened on Buckingham Road. A teacher standing with a group of school children actively encouraged them to boo and give thumbs down to our vehicle. Whatever your political views, children should not be used to push political bias or be influenced in this way by those in positions of trust. Our schools should be places of education, critical thinking, and respect — not political indoctrination. Quite frankly, this sort of behaviour is deeply inappropriate and raises serious questions about neutrality within our education system. Parents deserve to know what is happening, and children should be allowed to form their own opinions free from political influence. #Hockley #Education #PoliticalNeutrality #ParentsMatter #ReformUK #Essex #LocalElections

@CuriosityonX Film it and put it on Tik Tok.

What would you do in this situation?