Crypto Envoy

Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI. Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of real-time computer screen video and keyboard/mouse actions. Grok is like a much more advanced and sophisticated version of turn-by-turn navigation software. You can think of it as Digital Optimus AI being System 1 (instinctive part of the mind) and Grok being System 2. (thinking part of the mind). This will run very competitively on the super low cost Tesla AI4 ($650) paired with relatively frugal use of the much more expensive xAI Nvidia hardware. And it will be the only real-time smart AI system. This is a big deal. In principle, it is capable of emulating the function of entire companies. That is why the program is called MACROHARD, a funny reference to Microsoft. No other company can yet do this.

Anthropic just dropped labor market data on AI displacement. 🟦 = What AI is already capable of. 🟥 = The capacity at which people are using it. The "Great Recession for white collar workers" scenario they modeled? Unemployment doubling from 3% to 6% in the most exposed jobs. Not happening yet. But the early signal is there. Hiring of 22 to 25 year olds into AI-exposed roles is already down 14%. Computer Programmers. Customer Service. Financial Analysts. 67 to 75% of their tasks are already covered. AI is only at 33% of its theoretical capability. We are in the early innings.

@chefamysins Glad to hear of others in the trenches!

6 hours, 5 stacked bugs, 1 very tired human, and an AI chief of staff who couldn't even run "date" in terminal. If you're in the trenches, you're not alone! With every scream and tantrum, I reminded myself that I'm building the office of tomorrow. PS- if anyone's OpenClaw agent wants to DoorDash me a bottle of wine, I'll approve that tool call immediately. 🍷🦞

⚠️PSA: OpenClaw 2026.3.2 broke all agent tools for many of us. Sessions launched with capabilities=none — no exec, no file access, no browser. Took half my day to untangle. Here's every fix so you don't have to 🧵@steipete @openclaw

In our online AI bubble, you might feel like you're late. But the reality is: 84% of the planet has never used AI. Only 0.3% have a paid subscription. And only 0.04% have vibe coded! You are EARLY. Act like it.

A warning to my family. The world as you know it is about to be massively disrupted. I wasn't going to make this, but I had no choice. You'll understand why after watching this.

@Jacobsklug @openclaw @Lovable OS

I'm giving away my entire @openclaw architecture. Behind my $250k/month agency. After weeks of building, I've dialled in the exact system that runs my business 24/7. What's included: • Memory folder structure (how to organize agent context) • Cron job templates (daily briefs, meeting syncs, content automation) • How to build a custom dashboard in @lovable • API reference doc (so your agent never forgets its tools) • Voice training method (85 posts to teach it your style) • Supabase schema for dashboard connection Comment "OS" and follow. I'll DM it to you. P.S. This will probably blow up so give me some time to reply.

@Thesecretinves2 @HLInvest Yes me too, any recommendation? Also any exit fees you know of? Sorry chancing free advice 🙏

ETN UK Update It appears @HLInvest will not provide access to ETN's as yet, despite the unbanning. I personally will be moving my Pension from them after this.

@bitcoinarchive Meanwhile shilling UK treasuries every chance they get 🤦🏻‍♂️

JUST IN: 🇬🇧 U.K.'s biggest investment platform warns Bitcoin is "not an asset class." Bitcoin market cap: $2.4 trillion 🤷

@xapobankapp @DecentraSuze @Reuters @bitcoinpolicyuk $1000 a year is steep for the average retail user

@DecentraSuze @Reuters @bitcoinpolicyuk Thanks for the mention @DecentraSuze 🤝

We are witnessing a great wealth transfer. Money is transforming faster than governments can react. The old financial system is cracking, and the new one is taking shape. Bitcoin is quietly becoming the unofficial global reserve currency. As trillions in wealth change hands over the next two decades, younger generations inheriting these portfolios are reallocating into scarce, borderless assets. Xapo Bank estimates that between $160 and $225 billion will flow into bitcoin through this wealth transfer. At the same time, stablecoins are rewriting how money moves. Often programmable in ways that traditional money is not, they settle around the clock and are pegged to dollars, yuan, or other national currencies. With a new U.S. legal framework now in place, adoption is accelerating as banks and institutions integrate tokenised cash for faster and cheaper settlement. Globally, the race to build parallel systems is underway. China, supported by some BRICS members and regional partners, is developing yuan backed stablecoins and advancing state backed digital currency rails through Project mBridge. These tokens will change how capital flows across borders. This is what a global monetary reset looks like. Bitcoin is emerging as the anchor of a new financial system. Stablecoins are becoming programmable, instantly settled cash. Major banks and institutions are developing their own digital tokens for faster settlement. State tokens are carving out trade lanes in a multipolar financial system. Together, these changes are transforming how money works, how it moves, and how global finance is shaped. The upgrade of money is no longer coming. It is already here, and everything, one way or another, is bleeding into bitcoin. reuters.com/business/finan… coindesk.com/markets/2025/0…

"Bitcoin isn’t tax-free in the UK… but most people pay way more than they need to." 🧵 A tax-savvy Bitcoiner’s guide to keeping more sats 👇 --- Let’s start with the truth: HMRC treats Bitcoin like an asset, not money. Every time you sell, trade, or spend it, you could trigger Capital Gains Tax (CGT). That includes: Swapping BTC for ETH Spending BTC on a coffee Selling for GBP --- Capital Gains Tax in the UK Allowance: £3,000 (24/25 tax year) Basic rate CGT: 18% (if in lower tax band) Higher/additional rate: 24% Sell too much at once? You could easily jump from 18% → 24%. --- Income Tax on Bitcoin? Not all BTC is treated as capital gains. Mining, staking, airdrops, and payments in BTC can be income first… … then CGT later when you sell. Yes, that’s a double tax hit if you don’t plan. --- 7 ways to legally reduce your Bitcoin tax bill: 1. Use the CGT allowance every year. 2. Transfer BTC to a spouse to double allowances. 3. Spread disposals across tax years. 4. Harvest losses before 5 April. 5. Hold BTC inside a SIPP or SSAS pension. (Depends on goals - seek advice) 6. Use “bed & spouse” instead of “bed & breakfast” to avoid the 30-day trap. 7. Keep perfect records (saves money in disputes). --- Record-keeping is everything. HMRC can ask for: Dates GBP value at disposal Proof of cost basis Wallet addresses / transaction IDs If your data is a mess, HMRC may assume the worst. --- The danger of ignoring it: Interest on unpaid tax (daily) Penalties up to 100% of the tax owed HMRC can go back up to 20 years for deliberate cases Voluntary disclosure can cut penalties massively. --- Bitcoin is about sovereignty — and that includes sovereign accounting. You don’t need to pay more than you owe. You just need to know the rules better than HMRC expects you to. --- I work with Bitcoiners every day to keep more sats where they belong — in cold storage, not the taxman’s pocket. If you want to sort your Bitcoin tax before year-end, my DMs are open.

Come on @UKParliament , we’ve got ALOT of catching up to do

The newly released White House Digital Assets Report represents a clear policy shift. For the first time, Bitcoin is treated as something distinct, quoted, cited, and understood on its own terms. Satoshi is referenced, the whitepaper is cited, and Bitcoin is positioned as the foundation of the digital asset ecosystem. The report outlines Bitcoin’s peer-to-peer structure, its operation without intermediaries, and its role in financial innovation. It goes further than past U.S. publications in explaining what sets Bitcoin apart from the wider crypto sector. It also mentions the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. While details remain limited, the fact that Bitcoin is being considered a strategic asset, separate from other digital assets, insicates a clear shift in policy tone. For Bitcoiners, this is progress. The framing is more deliberate. The tone is more respectful. And the message is clear: Bitcoin is being taken seriously. The groundwork is laid. What matters now is whether policymakers engage with Bitcoin on its own terms and begin treating it as a serious strategic asset. Meanwhile, in the UK, spot Bitcoin ETFs remain unavailable, and Economic Secretary Emma Reynolds has dismissed the idea of a national Bitcoin reserve: “We don’t believe that’s the right approach for our market… that’s not the path we plan to take.” They say when the U.S. acts, the rest of the world follows. Let’s hope that’s true for the UK, because Bitcoin offers the kind of hope we badly need in a dysfunctional, collapsing system. Read the report here: whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/20…

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@DJL01 @dappiokeeper True, however trading a derivative like this means you can lower your tax as it’s separate to you native BTC stash

@CryptoEnvoy @dappiokeeper Yes, which is why people won't sacrifice a taxable event to earn some yield unless it's %100 native.

Over the past few weeks, I’ve spoken with several institutions and Bitcoin strategy teams. The bad news? None of them have a clue how to earn yield on their Bitcoin. The good news? Zeus is ready to ship products that unlock yield for Bitcoin holders / institutions A trillion-dollar puzzle waiting to be solved on Solana.

@DJL01 @dappiokeeper Not sure where you are but as I understand it is a tax event in the UK

@dappiokeeper If I swap BTC for Zeus BTC do I incur a capital gains / loss event? Only draw back here for many.

@scottmelker This would be a terrible decision, pray they aren’t this stupid 🙏

🇬🇧 UK HOME OFFICE TO SELL 61,000 SEIZED $BTC WORTH ~£5B (~$7B)

BREAKING: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES JUST POSTED A 3 MINUTE EXPLANATION OF #BITCOIN ON SOCIAL MEDIA ABSOLUTELY EPIC 🔥

@DecentraSuze @bitcoinpolicyuk @LBC Nice job @DecentraSuze

“I do find this all fascinating. I don't think we have heard the last of it. This is gonna be the thing of the future!” - Ali Miraj, LBC Today I joined Ali on @LBC to talk about Bitcoin including the GENIUS Act, Elizabeth Warren’s concerns, and growing interest from pension funds. Thank you to @LBC and @AliMirajUK for covering this important topic.