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JUST IN: Trump says he’s a big Crypto Guy 🇺🇸

JUST IN: SpaceX $SPCX joins Nasdaq 100, becomes the fourth member of the tech-heavy index to hold Bitcoin.

INCOMING: 🇷🇺 Russia’s largest bank, Sberbank, plans to launch a crypto wallet and digital asset depository by December, pending new legislation set to take effect September 1.

BITCOIN DROPS BELOW $62,000 BECAUSE MICHAEL SAYLOR SOLD $225,000,000 WORTH OF BITCOIN...

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Michael Saylor’s Strategy sells 3,588 $BTC worth $225 million.

"Bitcoin is dead" Bitcoin:

🚨 A WHALE JUST OPENED A $42,000,000 $ETH LONG. This trader has now made almost $3.5M profit in just 7 days. And his last 4 trades were all closed in profit. At the same time, $ETH longs on Bitfinex are starting to go vertical. Smart money is making a very aggressive bet on Ethereum right now.

BLOOMBERG INTELLIGENCE: There is a 60% chance the CLARITY Act will pass in JULY. 🚀

A CHINESE ENGINEER ALLEGEDLY MADE $600K IN ONE MONTH TRADING BTC MARKETS ON POLYMARKET. The setup used Claude alongside a structured execution system to identify high probability trades and scale consistent returns.

🚨 WHY PEOPLE DON’T USE CLAUDE FOR CRYPTO. Claude decodes real-time sentiment on X, predicting tomorrow's market movers. In 2026, you either use AI to front-run the crowd or you become their exit liquidity. Top 8 prompts to find your next x100:

Fuck it. 800+ people on the waitlist for Souls, including team from @a16z and more. I'm skipping the waitlist, it's open to everyone. Everything is free or $1 for the next few hours. Why we skipped the waitlist 🧵

OpenClaw can now scrape any website without getting blocked - zero bot detection, bypasses Cloudflare natively, 774x faster than BeautifulSoup. No selector maintenance. No workarounds. Just data. THIS IS AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE AND IT'S FULLY OPEN SOURCE.

🚨2026 EXPOSED: 109s of Premium AI Agents. If you missed it before, I'll give it again. Worth $4.3K+ per build — now FREE for the first 3500. Inside the file: 👇 → Booking & outreach automations → Scrapers, support agents & more → Cold email engines → Social listening dashboards → Lead gen bots → Content pipelines → Auto-scheduling assistants → AI copywriters → Form-to-CRM connectors → Data enrichment bots → Chatbot funnels → Review aggregators → Auto-reporting scripts → AI-powered survey analysers $14K+ Agency Clients, closed faster than ever. Fill it up & GET: - Comment "File" - Like & Retweet - Follow me @ai_uncovered to get DM Fast. - BOOKMARK [Must]

$400K in under a month. This OpenClaw setup on Polymarket is averaging: • ~$5 per second • ~$300 per hour • ~$7K per day Proof:@0x0eA574F3204C5c9C0cdEad90392ea0990F4D17e4-1769515653156" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@0x0eA574F3204… Copytrade → t.me/PolyGunSniperB… And it kept running even after Polymarket removed the 500ms delay. What it does: • Trades only 5-minute BTC Up/Down markets • Buys YES + NO during the first ~4 minutes • Enters when combined price drops below $1 • Locks the spread before expiry 6,823 trades. Pure arbitrage structure. No directional bias. It compounds tiny inefficiencies again and again — increasing size as balance scales. Not prediction. Not narratives. Just automation + pricing gaps.

Bro bought BTC at $126K

Fully on-chain. No roadmap. No promises. Only @base culture. Believe in BasedRocks.

Desktop charting for crypto markets github.com/flowsurface-rs…

JUST IN: $100,000,000,000 wiped out from the crypto market cap in the past 12 hours.

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