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$SPCX 👀

Could 1 penny be Rose's bottom? oasis-network:native

Looks like 4.5% is the ceiling for now for bond yields. #US10Y

@Cointelegraph This is actually smart

⚡️ JUST IN: Strategy did not buy Bitcoin last week. Instead, Strategy slashed debt with a $1.5B buyback.

The Graph is about to breach the 50 on slow stochastic. Hasn’t don’t that since September 2025.

@saylor This is actually smart and strategic. Not mad at this.

Strategy has completed the repurchase of $1.5 billion of its 2029 Convertible Notes at an ~8% discount to par, generating an incremental 0.7% BTC Yield and lowering aggregate debt to $6.7 billion. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

ethereum:0xc944e90c64b2c07662a292be6244bdf05cda44a7 is finally dancing 🕺

@Mappy6984 Bro where/how do you find these videos

The potato 🥔

@kamikazecash Still holding + still stacking

Is anyone still stacking $BTC? I don’t think I’ve ever see the crypto community this apathetic.

Ultimate buy and hold. The 🐐 Warren Buffett told me never to bet against 🇺🇸

@KobeissiLetter @OceandocScott Nobody wants that

BREAKING: Ferrari stock, $RACE, falls over -7% after revealing the design of its first electric vehicle.

@JimChuong Terrifying

If you have an $800,000 mortgage you either have a $3m investment portfolio or you’re broke.

Stock futures this morning: 🚀 Small caps boosted to the start of the shorter week.

near:native @ $2.93 currently 👀

I will never forget Mos Def said Drake makes the music they play when you shop at Target 🤣

@PlanetOfMemes This is old but still hilarious

My reaction when I see my wife telling the kids how important it is to be patient and to apologize when being wrong.

@Mericamemed I’m crying!!!!

This sound should also play at the voting booth for people who vote democrat

The importance of investing. Break the cycle 🔄 ❌

@blaccmassxx The best Migo MOMMA!

if takeoff was on shebang