NDN
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NDN
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L’nu Digital Collector from Mi'kma'ki, the unceded and traditional territory of the Mi’kmaq



The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

“Joe Kent under FBI INVESTIGATION.” @RepBrandonGill says the process must play out — but accountability is key. “If he was leaking classified information, he ought to be held accountable, just like anybody else would be.”




Afroman Deliberation: Prosecution and defense have now rested their cases; “They pick on Donald Trump all the time and Sleepy Joe” “It may not be tasteful, but even SNL isn’t nice. Even South Park isn’t nice. You don’t have to like what’s said about you.” The defamation case against Joe “Afroman” Foreman is now in the hands of the 10 selected jurors. The defense argued that nothing in Afroman’s songs was factual; they were commentary on society. It was highlighted that even the deputies knew it was a joke stating that they brought a Lemon Pound Cake to a Christmas Party.














