Crypto Pallas's Cat

@0xJezza There’s no way it actually dropped by ~90% overnight in March of this year. Does this chart maybe not include some new router contracts like UniV4 or something

@TheJerzWay I'd rather take my chances with the tax man than the Kheibar Shekans though

Aussie crypto holder sitting on $2.1M in unrealized gains. ATO would take $987K if he sold. His plan: "Just hold and hope." Hope isn't a strategy. We moved him to UAE first. 0% personal income tax. 0% capital gains. Sold after establishing residency. From $987K tax bill to $0. His mate back home: "Must be nice being a criminal." He's not a criminal. He sold in the right jurisdiction. That's not evasion. That's sequencing.

How do I max long everything on the Iranian stock market.. @HyperliquidX? @tradexyz? @ventuals?

@kvetchernapa @jennifersrude “N”?

@jennifersrude N amen!

women don’t want disgusting misogynistic losers as life partners anymore and it’s breaking the internet

@AutismCapital Loomlines undefeated

Shit.

@seconds_0 Why do you mow 3 1/2 acres? Why not have it revert to prairie and eventually woodland?

She hit a rabbit with the lawnmower.

@HonkIfUrHoary How do you diagnose the cats with toxic masculinity? There are prisons for cats?

Dr Ally Louks please marry me. Here’s what I have to offer: I am vegan, I know all the best spots to find crayfish, bats, & birds, I have a thesis that toxic men on the internet hate (cat prison programs to combat toxic masculinity), & Jack and Maple would be great friends.

@goonageddon A long-lived bird, will provide decades of entertainment, lessons in responsibility, and fond memories for the twins. a+++ move.

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

@milesarchives13 Hot dogs weren’t invented, they were discovered

if you're matching each other's vibes you can very easily reply to this

@aaronjmars What they filing charges for?! Code is law!!!!

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.

@lobotomy_user There is some forgiveness option if you can prove insolvency iirc

what the fuck am i even supposed to do here

@thoughtographic but you can also compose those two primitives and have fraud about gambling or gambling about fraud

@Aviation_Intel They did the survivorship bias meme in real life!

Battle Damaged KC-135 Seen Covered In Shrapnel Patches A KC-135 damaged in an Iranian strike has made its way to RAF Mildenhall in the UK thanks to field repairs. twz.com/air/battle-dam…

@hecubian_devil traders are happy that pookie (abbas araghchi) made it back home alive, duh

WTI Crude before the negotiations were announced: $115 WTI Crude now that things are markedly *worse* than before negotiations were announced: $105

@katyXBT why far-right though? step across the horseshoe then we can talk

Single woman. 27 years old. Far-right. Childless. Fertile, Very fertile. 6 figures in my wallet Crypto addict Gaming Looking for a man with an orderly life, to start a family. Age between 35 and 55.

@favelaoverlord “neither of you, I will join a monastery and devote my life to contemplation and prayer”

this girl literally just asked me, and I quote this verbatim: “if me and your ex switched bodies which one would you date and why?”

@JeffStorobinsky Whatever they announce, don’t forget the advice of Speaker Ghalibaf

After 11 days, DoD presser tomorrow at 8am. 90 minutes before U.S. markets open Why so early?

@JoestarCrypto @stevensarmi BNB also that cycle, closest analogue to HYPE now

@stevensarmi fr ? interesting

That’s just insane, and it never happened before And some people still think revenue isn’t important Adapt or die guys

@RnaudBertrand Chickens should be pecking at seeds, taking dust baths, and getting chased by a scraggly-looking mutt… not consuming petrochemical industry outputs

Was discussing tonight with a friend of mine who is in the business of chicken food (as in the food you feed chicken). One of the largest such businesses out there. Turns out, chickens quite literally eat oil: chicken feed requires methionine, a key amino acid produced with sulfur - itself extracted as a byproduct of oil refinement. And so, as a direct consequence of the oil shock, there's now apparently major issues in the poultry industry. Really insane to think about how deep the consequences of Trump's war on Iran go (and how dependent on oil we are): even chickens will go hungry globally because of this, and humans will inevitably follow...