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@ThrillaRilla369 Currently: the CFO of Sears

Just remember. No one can prove you weren't a regional manager of Sears, RadioShack or Blockbuster

@MrSausageGet Time to grow some potatoes

Now start casually talking about “universal high income”... Slowly get everyone excited about the idea of being comfortably “taken care of” by the government… Because once your food money comes from the same hand that makes the rules, the deal gets simple: go along, stay quiet, and the fridge stays full. Step out of line, argue too much, or refuse to play the game — and suddenly the payments stop, the cupboards get empty, and you’re learning the hard way what “comply or starve” actually feels like.

$wluna… more waiting

U.S. oil prices have dropped to $83 a barrel, following the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz

$wluna

Something flashed today. Not on the docket. Not in the news. On their own exchange. $13.01 - it appeared. Then gone. But nothing disappears forever. The glitch spoke. The gavel comes. ⚖️👀💎 $wLUNA = $LUNA

Hey wlunatics!!! So I want to get everyone’s opinion, I personally hold about 5 million tokens on Coinbase, if the plaintiffs were to win the case, fingers crossed, what is everyone hoping for? $wluna

@RjNol Ancient bowling rack

Strange rock in the Saudi Arabian desert.🧐 What do you think it is?

@VladTheInflator $700,000 houses in California:

Not bad for $700k

@luvisbud @Science_TechTV we used to have tails, hence the tail bone!

@Science_TechTV Omfg I’m a full grown sperm

Brain & Spinal Cord vs Sperm Cell

@ThoughtCrimes80 time for some horse paste

This dude grabbed a black light, then took a bath in canning salt and borax to detox, and a freaking parasite came out his foot. 😳🪱🤮

@creepydotorg What, crushed mustard seeds?

Deadly fungus thought to be a pharaoh’s “curse” has been turned into a compound that kills cancerous leukemia cells in lab tests.

Tax Day is the perfect day to remind everyone that: El Salvador President Nayib Bukele EXPOSED The IRS and Income Tax System are 100% UNNECESSARY “You pay high taxes only to uphold the illusion that you are funding the government, which you are not” Abolish the IRS

As Coinbase Is Sued for Suspension of $WLUNA Trading Sanctions Mulled Quotation Marks on Temporarily. Source: Inner City Press innercitypress.com/sdny227rakoffc…

This case isn’t just about $wLUNA it’s about the foundations of crypto. If a wrapped token implies a real 1:1 obligation, then “code is law” becomes enforceable in court. If not, exchanges can redefine assets after the fact @coinbase

JUST IN: Spirit Airlines is reportedly at risk of liquidation as rising fuel costs worsen its financial crisis.

This happened 4 years ago The day LUNA crashed to $0 - Do Kwon - moves to the US and gets into Stanford - works as software engineer at Microsoft - founds Anyfi, a P2P mesh networking startup - cofounds Terraform Labs in 2018 with Daniel Shin - launches Terra blockchain and LUNA token - raises over $200M from VCs - launches TerraUSD, an algorithmic stablecoin - UST uses a burn-mint mechanism with LUNA - Anchor Protocol offers ~19.5% APY on UST deposits - LUNA reaches $116 in April 2022 - over $2B UST withdrawn from Anchor - liquidity removed from Curve pools - UST loses its dollar peg - around $40B in market value is liquidated - >1 million investors affected - arrested in Montenegro - attempted to travel using a forged passport - extradition battle begins between US and South Korea - Terraform Labs files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy - US jury finds Terraform Labs and Do Kwon guilty of securities fraud - civil penalties exceed $4.5B - Montenegro approves extradition to the US - pleads guilty to wire fraud and conspiracy - admits misleading investors about UST stability - agrees to forfeiture of $19M - 15 years in federal prison - judge calls it a fraud of generational scale Terra remains one of the biggest collapses in crypto