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@benjamincowen You comment, you do!

As I sit here and hold my newborn daughter I can assure you I do not care about what the CT gurus think of me

This week we bought bonds, not bitcoin. The ₿itVac is charging.

Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day! 🍕

Strategy has acquired 24,869 BTC for ~$2.01 billion at ~$80,985 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 12.6% YTD 2026. As of 5/17/2026, we hodl 843,738 $BTC acquired for ~$63.87 billion at ~$75,700 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

Grayscale Chainlink Trust ETF (Ticker: $GLNK) - now available at low fees¹. Gain exposure to the $LINK between crypto and traditional finance with $GLNK, available in your brokerage account now.

NEW: Leading crypto exchange @krakenfx is deprecating its legacy cross-chain provider and migrates to Chainlink CCIP. Starting with kBTC, all current and future Kraken Wrapped Assets will use CCIP for secure distribution across blockchains and global markets.

Kraken is deprecating its existing cross-chain provider and migrating to @Chainlink CCIP as its exclusive cross-chain infra to secure Kraken Wrapped Bitcoin (kBTC) & all future Kraken Wrapped Assets. Kraken chose Chainlink CCIP because it offers enterprise-grade infrastructure with strict security & risk management requirements, including: • ISO 27001 and SOC 2 Type 2 certifications • Secure by default architecture • 16 independent nodes • Native rate limits, and more. Together, Chainlink and Kraken can help accelerate the global adoption of crypto by unlocking utility and distribution for all Kraken Wrapped Assets across DeFi. For kBTC customers, no action is required. More details on the migration process to follow on official Kraken channels.

The crypto market structure bill has PASSED the Senate Banking Committee with a bi-partisan vote! Historic day for crypto and for the future of digital assets in America. Grateful for the countless hours from lawmakers and staff to strengthen this legislation. Big improvement from where we were in January on rewards, tokenization, DeFi, and CFTC authority. I'm proud we stood up for our customers in that moment, and the bill is better because of it. Looking forward to a bipartisan law that cements the US as the world's crypto capital. Let's get CLARITY done.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senate Banking Committee officially advances crypto clarity bill in bipartisan vote.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Senate Banking Committee PASSES the Clarity Act in 15-9 vote. The bill now goes to the full Senate.

🔥 HUGE: $4.8 Trillion JP Morgan is launching a money market fund on Ethereum. Maybe ETH will finally break $2400.

Strategy has acquired 535 BTC for ~$43.0 million at ~$80,340 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.4% YTD 2026. As of 5/10/2026, we hodl 818,869 $BTC acquired for ~$61.86 billion at ~$75,540 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

BULLISH: BlackRock reveals plans to launch a tokenized money-market funds on Ethereum.

JUST IN: BlackRock to launch tokenized money-market funds on Ethereum.

The largest cloud provider in the world, now LINKed. @awscloud 🤝 Chainlink

No buys this week. Back to work next week. $BTC

@WatcherGuru @grok is this real?

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US oil exports hit a record 6 million barrels per day last week.

@Aaronbennett A good red wine

What drink would you have with this?

@benjamincowen It is not today??

Tomorrow is the most important FOMC of our lives... ...until the next one