Fossil Daddy

All of them. They have more courage and grace in one finger than any faceless transphobic profile could ever hope to have in their entire, sad body.

@SUBRATA30016572 Maybe rest in piss 💦

Here lies Lindsey Graham

@prizzvi @n0thasghey Too late lol

@Fossildaddy @n0thasghey No don’t fall for rage bait!!!

Obese

I**

O think the stache is here to stay

@latininxtc @fuller_sean We're not close so no

@Fossildaddy @fuller_sean Oh? A pic of him please?

Fine, I'll join the trend, too

@KingOfJohto @n0thasghey Oh, I got rage baited 😅

@Fossildaddy @n0thasghey That’s literally him in the picture 😭😭😭😭

@ToddRyder128444 If I'm such a dummy, then why do you follow me lmao

@Fossildaddy Fossil Dummy

Being able to pull off a crop top for the first time in 20 years has been pretty rad

@n0thasghey Also 🔥🔥🔥 Fuck you

@n0thasghey That's not obese lmao

@PokhrajRoy No they were like 10

@Fossildaddy Bet they were chopped and insecure

Come kid called me an 'unc' today 🥲

@nova_wasabi13 You sure? I'm in my 40s

@Fossildaddy Naw, you still have a decade till you reach unc status!

@bulgedaddy29 Nordstrom Rack haha

@Fossildaddy Damn bud lookin snatched! Love the shorts! Where did you get them?

Someone on Instagram tried to insult me by saying I looked 30-something when I'm closer to 40-something

@iamchartreuse Not bad for 5'7"

@Fossildaddy This picture… such a funky pose but you look so tall and graceful

@SaturnYoshi @BoundaryBreak Yes, going way way back

@BoundaryBreak @Fossildaddy What? You two know each other!?

Tagged along with my long time friend @Fossildaddy to do some fossil hunting a little while back and he just posted his vlog today Would be awesome if you checked him out! Link below youtube.com/watch?v=8ypWVi…

@fuller_sean I have a real life twin brother, too

@Fossildaddy The way I can’t get over that you have a twin