Mel ❄️

Do not buy Apple.

@TIME he's a cunt is why

Two new polls show President Donald Trump’s approval ratings sliding. Here's why: time-magazine.visitlink.me/hTJ8Xf

the way i actually learned something omfg😭

@malcolm_reavell Burners, Yearners, Gurners, and Tax-returners

Name the TV show

@JeterLucille @Channel4News Luxembourg? tommy robinson? cheerio

@Channel4News “More than 351,000 cases were removed from the NHS waiting list in March without the patient receiving treatment” telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/1…

NHS sees biggest improvement in waiting times in 16 years channel4.com/news/nhs-sees-…

@RobertJenrick 💔 Painted over any children's murals lately?

💔

@neonkeysf @LowLevelTweets Nearly Pure Malware

@LowLevelTweets npm used to be used for installing things besides malware

nah im just not gonna run npm install anymore

I’ve just learned of the killing by Israel of one of the most courageous people I knew: rescuer Hussein Jaber from the Lebanese Civil Defence in Nabatieh. I had known him for three years and met him many times. He was always inspiring, brave and endlessly helpful for many reporters. We will not forget what Israel has done to Lebanon’s rescuers. We will not forget Hussein.

@RealNatalieRowe Maybe one of the biggest stories in UK political history, Nigel Farage's £5m bung, should be on their radar instead. Pathetic.

Like Fucking hungry Hyenas

@WhiteHouse 3.8% inflation Thank you for your attention to this SPATTER

TODAY.

Could anyone sum up where the UK is currently at any better? This is pure gold.

@thebowlerhatman Yes indeed. I love his voice and he was a sad loss. At least many of his recordings still do the rounds on the 4-extra radio drama repeats, which are always good to hear.

Thanks BAFTA for your 'in memory of' section. We have lost lots of legends. But, I am a bit upset you didn't include Ray Brooks. He had a long successful career in film & tv & brought happiness to millions of children by narrating Mr Benn.

@DrNeilStone Have you never seen Airplane? A mandatory blow job normally starts the ball rolling.

Nope I've still never managed get CoPilot to do a single useful thing for me What am I doing wrong

@WhiteHouse Demented old cunt

They will be laughing no longer!

Increasingly frantic statements from the Russian dictator following the humiliating parade experience – now admitting that he started the war in Ukraine to punish them for their desire to join the EU and that he intends to do the same to Armenia.

@WhiteHouse @FLOTUS @POTUS Where are the phones?

"At the very heart of America’s strength lies the boundless love and quiet power of mothers." - First Lady Melania Trump

@BoLoudon actually rotting like a fly-blown corpse. but, whatever.

79 is the new 39. President Trump is aging in reverse.

@DrNeilStone Unemployment for shisters?

Homeopathy never cured anything

Tommy Robinson sitting with one of the top Israeli-Mossad agents in London. Every loud “patriot” has a quiet sponsor.