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@Tesla_AI @elonmusk @aelluswamy @wmorrill3 Is Cybertruck ever going to get Actually Smart Summon? If the answer is no, please just tell us so we’ll know.

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@elonmusk @elonmusk @aelluswamy @wmorrill3 Is Cybertruck ever going to get Actually Smart Summon? If the answer is no, please just tell us so we’ll know.

FSD V14.3.3 is a banger

@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk @aelluswamy @wmorrill3 Is Cybertruck ever going to get Actually Smart Summon? If the answer is no, please just tell us so we’ll know.

Tesla FSD V14.3.3 just started rolling out, and it comes with the Spring Update! Actually Smart Summon’s top speed has also been increased to 8 mph (from 6 mph)! Downloading it on my Model Y right now. Software version 2026.14.6.6.

The minimum wage doesn't raise wages. It outlaws jobs below a politically chosen number and calls the resulting unemployment "progress."

@Jessed4D @dallasmavs *fans (no apostrophe) *because

@dallasmavs All the crash outs in comments aint even mav fan's 🤣🤣 I'm good with it cause the gaurds they want will be there.

We will choose 9th in the 2026 NBA Draft. #MFFL #NBADraftLottery

@cybrtrkguy You’d have to at least slow down SIGNIFICANTLY in order to safely pass through an intersection if you’re not going to stop. Again, that’s what a roundabout is. A straight-ahead 4-way intersection with no stop signs would obviously create a spike in T-bone wrecks.

@CuatroJoe Sure you can, the vehicle who approached first has right-of-way, just like they do at a stop sign

Stop Signs should be federally regulated identically to Yield Signs. Much like we’ve phased out blinking red left turn arrows with yellows. Nobody stops for a blinking red and there is no safety gain associated with it. So now they’re all yellow instead.

@SawyerMerritt @MattWallaceTech Tesla would sell maybe 7 of those. 😂

@MattWallaceTech Hear me out

Here are some color options I propose instead of Frost Blue. -Nebula Violet Metallic -Forest Ember Metallic

@PhinneusJ @Teslarati No one said anything about it being new or different. He asked what settings people are using.

@Teslarati Why is everyone showing this like it's something new? My 2018 Model 3 has had immersive sound for as long as I've had it. What's different?

Let’s see your mixer settings 🔊

@cybrtrkguy Fully autonomous driving isn’t legal yet in most places. Plus, that vehicle had different software than a normal customer-purchased Tesla… not to mention there was a whole Tesla team escorting/monitoring it. The software was later downgraded to normal after it was delivered.

So what happened to this..? Tesla delivered a single car autonomously and said that's enough

Tesla Vision allows us to deploy airbags up to 70 milliseconds earlier if your Tesla detects an unavoidable collision This can be the difference between serious injury & walking away from a crash

@cybertruck Moving my daughter to her college dorm last fall, and then moving her back home for the summer

Comment with a pic of how you’re putting your Cybertruck to work

I’m eager to work

There's no such thing as government funded, it's all taxpayer funded.

Spencer Pratt is really good at this.

Spirit Airlines died tonight at the hands of the socialist crusader, Elizabeth Warren She must be so proud to add another casket to her achievements. Tonight at 3am, Spirit turns off the lights. 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service. JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022. Shareholders, flight attendants union, literally everyone voted yes. The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%. For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%. Warren said no. She wrote letters. She pressured Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024. Her argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year. Now look at her collateral damage she dusts under the rug. 510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December. 14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight. And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms. Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back. 40,000 people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market. And the math ain’t mathing. Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%. That’s reality. Not some BS number from a “study.” So @SenWarren tell me how this saves the consumer money? Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years. Warren killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do. Then with her own blind arrogance, she tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.” A win. 14,000 people are reading termination letters tonight. And she’s taking credit. This is socialism in 2026. A senator who’s never made payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company. She saved you a billion on imaginary paper. She cost you ten times that in real life. She didn’t protect consumers from anything. 14,000+ will go from working to welfare. She will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed. Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything. She called it a win. I hope you enjoy winning.

@dallasteslaclub I have it and don’t feel like I’ve noticed any difference in the FSD.

Need that 14.3.2 wave to roll on through tonight.

Meet Matt Doogen, he’s a pilot for @united. He just changed his cover photo on Facebook to “8647” which is known to symbolize kiIIing Trump. Would you feel safe with him flying your plane? Any comment @united ?

@Elbarstardo @mastersmovie Oh, ok, so there was no toy of Goat Man. And he wasn’t in the TV cartoon? If so, that easily explains why I’ve never heard of him.

@CuatroJoe @mastersmovie Dont blame you as he was in that one golden book and that was it- very obscure character! Didn't get a toy in the 80s. There are a number of very obscure characters they are apparently using. Very interesting selection they went with.

The iconic villains of Masters of the Universe. Only in theaters June 5.

@Elbarstardo @mastersmovie As a kid, I watched a ton of He-Man and owned a ton of the toys, and somehow I’ve NEVER heard of Goat Man.

@CuatroJoe @mastersmovie He was one of beast man's minions.