The Cuban Sandwich Crisis

@USATODAY Here: I expect USA today, as a result of their incontrovertible libel, to donate AT LEAST $50,000 to the Caitlin Clark Foundation. Anything less than that will be treated as a racist holocaust locked in history with zero chance of discussion or revision. caitlinclarkfoundation.org/donate/

@Nickidewbear @USATODAY Please donate to the Caitlin Clark Foundation and never read USA Today's ragebait slop ever again. They are an unserious fake newspaper only suitable for wrapping presents or lining the bottom of a hamster cage.

@CubanSando2 @USATODAY The assumption regarding her hair had nothing to do with her ethnic background. By the way, I lost relatives in the First Holocaust; and I worry every day of my life as the Second Holocaust is being perpetrated by Putin (May he rot.), the Iranian regime (May they rot.), etc..

Caitlin Clark skipped the WNBA Orange Carpet on Thursday, opting to get her hair done in her hometown of Des Moines. usatoday.com/story/sports/w…

@Nickidewbear @USATODAY Nit, I think I'm going to block you. I see you have issues with reading comprehension. USA Today clearly, without a doubt, is making up things about a basketball player to drive clicks for bucks. The player is 100% innocent in all of the fake culture wars surrounding her. Shalom.

@DropMicrodots They won't

Do you believe Boston Magazine should run a rebuttal article written by a neutral but informed party that’s a more honest account of the facts of the Karen Read case?

@SlamminBjB @MamaLama43 @MikeDury Did horseteeth really say 'terror'? I have no energy for that Cro-Magnon.

Dear @mamalama43 and @MikeDury, Mike, I addressed it to you as well, since you always answer for the Fornicatorskins. Can you ask Drama Lama how the FBI "vetts" texts? Can you ask Mama what the process is for getting the FBI to vett a text? How does She know what the FBI did? Did the FBI send her a report? And further more, if the FBI was retained by Karen Read as Lama Mohama claims, why would they exonerate the "witnesses" if the FBI were in Karen's pocket? Since Karen was in Spanish Club with the Federal Goverment, wouldn't it make sense that the FBI would "frame" Brian Albert? Can you also ask her what filters she and @JulieCar94 use when they go live? And can you tell them that the filters are causing "ghosting pixalation." thanks, Ben

@Nickidewbear @USATODAY Hair? Are you a bot? What is going on with you?

@ProFootballTalk This headline is just asking for it my gosh

Mike Vrabel, whose team plays its home games on fake grass, avoided the question on Friday of fake grass vs. real grass. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@Nickidewbear @USATODAY Hahaha what

@CubanSando2 @USATODAY It was based on Caitlin Clark’s gender, not her ethnic background.

@DoctorTurtleboy Look at that guy struck by a boat going in reverse holy moly good thing it's all on camera

Confrontation, push, fall, head hits rigged surface, knocked unconscious, dispose of body. That’s all it takes. Show me a video of someone getting hit in the arm my a taillight and the same thing happening.

Look at the way he hits the back of his head. This is what happened to John Okeefe.

My peace offering to that A-10stans.

@DoctorTurtleboy Oh my God get outta here

This is not what an unbiased reporter looks like. When I spoke to Gretchen I asked her if she thought she was biased towards one side and she said she wasn’t. I also asked her if she did shrooms and she said absolutely not.

@SlamminBjB @hesotall1 "Mike Drury" is 99.9% a registered sex offender living under an assumed name who is razor close to being sent to solitary in a supermax. I think he wants to get caught. Even actual internet trolls think that guy is dumber than a bag of rocks and should be publicly executed.

Dear Crisis, So you're saying he had a reason? LOL Dan blocked me quickly, They all do. In fact, when a new troll starts in, I immediately tell them to "just go ahead and block me" and save everybody the time and energy. Mike Dury blocks and unblocks me. He's my favorite. xoxo, Ben

Dear X, Here we have poor Dan. Dan is so dumb he is only being given "last years propaganda" from the Mcalbertiggin Public Relations committee. Dan is unaware that they have moved onto "the jury was tainted/turtleboy bad." How dumb is Dan? A friend asked him what Moth balls smelled like and Dan went outside and caught a moth. He spent days trying to spread its tiny little legs. Legend has it he's spent many a night, catching moths, trying to smell their tiny little balls. xoxo, Ben

@SlamminBjB @hesotall1 There was some back and forth before he dropped the hammer. If I recall correctly, he used epithets, slander, libel, and incantations. My hair fell out and I gained the ability to dunk a basketball. So weird.

@TomcatJunkie If they would have chosen the A-9, that thing would be flying until 2075.

The third rail of aviation Twitter is criticizing the A-10.

@LensOfMae I wish that I had those right now. I wish upon a star. The Vark is one of my faves.

Today’s mission included flying home and stopping by an estate sale. The long travel day was absolutely worth it. I couldn’t pass up this gorgeous F-111 with its swing wings. We already have a JSF F-35C model in our collection, but this one is a different version, and the level of detail is incredible. I also never pass up the chance to add more Vipers. One is a General Dynamics F-16, and the other is a ROKAF General Dynamics F-16XL. The real treasures, though, are the three unique aircraft models. We didn’t have anything like these in our collection, and I couldn’t take my eyes off them. The black one is missing an engine and its display stand, but I think we can 3D print replacement pieces. Even in their current condition, these are incredibly fascinating pieces, and I’m excited to add all of the models to our personal collection!

@hesotall1 @SlamminBjB He blocked me after trial 2 when I had my old account with thousands of followers. He was well within his right, however, because I called him up publicly and exercised my wish to fight him in a public forum using physical forms of violence.

@SlamminBjB Dear Ben, Remember poor Dan was bullied in school as a child despite being home schooled. His legal takes are more disappointing than a first pancake. It sucks to be Dan. In His service, Tall 1 PS Dan blocked me a few weeks ago :(

@SlamminBjB "Dan" is functionally disabled and needs 24 hour care for his rectum and other leaky holes

Friendly reminder: Aidan Kearney wasn’t at 34 Fairview on January 29, Karen Read was acquitted, and federal investigators have implicated the McAlberts in John O’Keefe’s murder. No amount of spin changes these facts.

@wanderlust218 No cap.

@El_Notso @stoolpresidente @USATODAY Cleaning their pet bird's cage or wiping their ass after getting lost in a dentist's office

@stoolpresidente @USATODAY Unless it is slid under your hotel room door, how is anyone getting their hands on USA Today?

What is wrong with the @USATODAY They are so blinded by their hatred of Caitlin Clark they cant even see straight. Pathetic excuses for humans and “journalists” Just stop talking about her already #boycottusatoday

@SlamminBjB @GrantSmithEllis oooh oooh it's 'Come Undone' final answer no takebacks no fakies

@GrantSmithEllis Dear @GrantSmithEllis, What would be your favorite Duran Duran song? xoxo, Ben

"British Reporter Towel is having a night!" 😂😂😂