Aaron Curtright

Thank you, America, for sending us so many giant steaks! We will send you a giant rice ball from Japan! 🍙🍙🍙🍙🍙🍙🍙🍙🍙🇯🇵

@Maguro_Maznaga @DaggerAndBullet

アメリカ人、やはりニンジャを信じている

@T00ManyCommies @davidaxelrod When it’s finished, it should be christened The Chesty Puller Ballroom. It would be a reminder that it’s best to deal with the US diplomatically. Also nobody will be thinking about razing it out of spite.

@davidaxelrod Probably. Now how will they view the Ballroom?

Historians will view this as a fitting monument to self-indulgent excess and corruption.

There are a lot of things we can learn from the Japanese

@PrairieVeteran @twitter Damn Vegans

I apologize for being absent yesterday. Turns out @twitter decided that me asking a question about the size of a lasagna was "Violent Speech" and gave me a 12 hour time out. 🤭😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Ya.......lasagna is now the threat to online safety. 🤔

@BrandonRandomly @5EI374EI

@5EI374EI Try Hamburgurt

キチガイだからヨーグルトにパチパチ飴入れて食おうとしたら音が鳴るヨーグルトになって気持ち悪い😭😭

🇬🇧3月29日、英国で燃料不足のパニック買いが起きる中、女性がガソリンをレジ袋に詰めて車に積んだ。 🚨ガソリンは強力な溶剤だから、レジ袋なんて溶けちゃいます。何かの火花でも飛んだら大爆発しちゃう、もの凄く危険な行為です‼️😱 x.com/NotFarLeftAtAl…

@taroinagaki025 We definitely need to get our Japanese friends a 2nd Amendment.

日本の最終手段はこれしかないのかもしれません。

@CZ662C Sounds tasty

@CurtrightA820 餡子という小豆を砂糖で煮てペーストにしたものを、小麦粉の生地にくるんで焼き上げています。

日本語のポストが自動で英語に翻訳されて米国人に表示されると聞いて、この食べ物がどう訳されるか興味があると共に、新たな戦争の火種にならないかと思って震えている…😱

In that case we promise not to sink yours again either

@Trav_A_22 Variations of the word “fucker” can be a term of endearment depending on context and tone.

If the Japansmen want to hang in this corner they need a little bit of a guide. Lots of veterans around here. So to interact properly you need to understand how to approach the different types. You have commissioned types-very weak physically, not handsome, often bald, incredibly slow witted Enlisted types- inhuman strength, ruggedly handsome, genius iq Combat arms- literally the shoulders that hold up the free world Support- embarrassing, fat, the cause of every problem on the planet. Hope this helps out

@price_dominie Chip needs a belly rub.

Chip got stepped on by a full sized dog when he was a little puppy. While his hairline fracture healed, I had to carry him to bed. For 3 years now, he refuses to go to bed without doing a Chip-flip & being carried.

@DschlopesIsBack California!

Which state should Japan replace? 🤔

@BuffaloRon We praying for your dad or the buffalo mount?

Good morning Xitterverse friends, Dad had this mount in the shop ..cracked me up. If you could say a quick prayer for him (it is a minor procedure) but would truly be appreciated. 24hrs TNTFIU HUHAWD

@4xorr Good luck. Don’t take it personal. Black coffee is everyone’s friend.

今日から3日勤夜勤の看護師です！ 今日は朝からお局が機嫌悪そうなので挨拶したら無視されました…笑 もう仕事辞めたい… 頑張れの♡くれたら泣いて喜びます😭

@hotahotasa45082 Indistinguishable from the American left.

日本の左派 情けない姿を晒してます

@harukaawake @TommyFaceOnFire We got a two for one special with that one. Humiliating the communist Leftists and the CCP in one weekend? I don’t see any downside

The leftists tried to push "Chinamaxxing" with everything they had. Japan & America showed up and ended their ugly trend in one afternoon. We won, friends. We won. 🇯🇵🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🇺🇸

@nomaoi_official Your event reminds me of the American tradition of rodeo.

この投稿が翻訳されてアメリカにも届くって⁉️ アメリカのみんな！見てくれ‼️ 私は、400騎もの騎馬武者が市中を進軍し、ダートコースを疾走し、空を舞う神の旗を奪い合う、日本が誇る最高の伝統行事 「Soma-Nomaoi」を世界に伝えるためにXを始めたんだ！

@MrLeadslinger @TommyFaceOnFire We need to get those our Japanese friends a 2A!

Learned today that Japan has bears. Mentioned the knife and a winners attitude but that didn’t quite land.