Xander Blanc

Lyric video for the title track from a debut album. youtu.be/ciCZkg4CMv4?a

@Hunter_Eagleman 4) kids your brother on the lips

Things you should NEVER do… 1) Drink and drive 2) Spend money you don’t have 3) VOTE DEMOCRAT

@libsoftiktok @OchsnerHealth I’m ok with being called mayonnaise. Let’s move on. Keep your job, dude.

Meet Maurice Sholas. He’s a children’s doctor at @OchsnerHealth. He ranted against White people and called them the “mayonnaise caucus.” He also threatened Louisiana legislators that he will “disrupt the system.” Is that a call to violence? Would you feel comfortable putting your kid’s life in his hands?

@libsoftiktok You’re a cancer.

BREAKING UPDATE: Healthcare Employee who was disappointed that Trump wasn’t ass*ssinated has been fired

@libsoftiktok @OchsnerHealth What a fucking loser.

Hi @OchsnerHealth 👋 You’re officially on notice. Get your HR team ready. You will probably need to replace a doctor soon… 👀

@jackunheard And if there's anything people truly take to heart, it's what this douchebag assumes about you. #NoOneCares

Doesn’t matter which party you vote for, if you watch Jimmy Kimmel I’m going to assume you have the lowest IQ of any group or person in the country.

@Milajoy Imagine buying that for your kid to turn them into a propaganda machine. Imagine stealing that innocence from a child. Imagine being so consumed by your politics that it becomes your whole personality.

Kid is wearing a ‘Stand with ICE’ hoodie. He tried to go into the skating rink, but they wouldn't let him in because of the hoodie. Imagine doing this to a KID. Galaxy Skate SUCKS.

I wish I could just point at someone and make their head feel like mine does all of the time.

@_7smile @LittleAmyLaLa

cant believe this is a real billboard i have to see almost every day

@anxietymsgs 2005

@Etchu_u Wahhhhhhhhhh

once again. the SNL cast is so white that they have to pull a cameo just to parody someone

@disappear30 Move far away

@anxietymsgs It hasn’t been a life worth living.

If you could choose to never have been born, would you?

@anxietymsgs Respect for people I held high.

What did you lose between 2020 - 2025

@daltonleepruitt Looks like someone got triggered by SNL again.

Welcome back, Aziz. We’ve been waiting for you. There’s nothing wrong with being bad at fingering or whatever it was you got in trouble for.

@Milajoy He was talking about emotionally, and he’s right.

Some kid on X told me yesterday that at 60, I’m too old for this platform—my generation isn’t tough enough for the heat. Back then, our playground slides were blazing-hot bare metal that burned your legs on summer days, no sides, no padding—just a straight drop onto concrete or dirt. We got scorched, we flew off, we lined up for more. You younger ones with your cushioned, air-conditioned setups will never get it. We were built in fire. Keep scrolling, kid—this old timer’s still here.

@EricLDaugh @SouthwestAir @SouthwestAir have a fucking backbone and don’t cave in to these idiots.

🚨 WOW. Southwest Airlines is facing nationwide calls to FIRE leftist flight attendant Michele Carpino after she reportedly posted “WE NEED BETTER ASSASSINS” after President Trump survived the WHCD DO THE RIGHT THING, @SouthwestAir! She does NOT belong taking care of American air travelers. Disgusting. H/t @libsoftiktok

@GuntherEagleman @StephenKing Awww a little PG joke really triggered this fucking clown.

@StephenKing Stephen, do you practice being this stupid or is it a gift from God?

Where was King Solomon's temple? Beside his ear. Haha, keep coming back. Try the chicken.

@StephenKing Don’t respond to this idiot. He fucks his dogs.

I work hard at it, G-Man.

@adamcarolla What a weak reply.

And this is why nobody reads Rolling Stone anymore

@RedWavePress Does this clown think these rallies were a no kings worldwide protest?

Bill Maher: “Oh, big week for Kings… A weird week for Kings because King Charles of England was here. Spoke to Congress. Got a standing ovation from the people who were—used to be at the ‘No Kings’ rallies.”