⭕️ CyberMike ⭕️

We’re ready to launch the Cybertruck’s ultimate partner in crime: the CyberSUV. Crafted on the identical platform, sharing every core component and manufacturing asset, this move fully leverages our purpose-built line—engineered for 250,000 Cybertrucks per year. We simply rebalance capacity to 150,000 Cybertrucks and 100,000 CyberSUVs annually. The result? A proper three-row SUV delivering 330 miles of range, engineered with full drive-by-wire dynamics and advanced 48V architecture. Game on.

Seattle in the 90’s was epic.

@JCChristopher Oh hell no. 😂

@CyberMikeOG Could you imagine waking up to this every morning?

She won’t pay much for damages. She won’t be prosecuted we know the justice system is broken. So we can put her face everywhere and make her known. This is the modern day Karen.

@teslaownersSV @GovBobFerguson Old Bob wants to be the next Newsom

@CyberMikeOG @GovBobFerguson Same here

Sad to see Seattle business leaders closing shop and moving away. @GovBobFerguson is happy to see them leave.

@JCChristopher She looks like she was programmed to hate

@CyberMikeOG A face doesn’t look like that without years of hate.

@SoveyX I didn’t read the post but first thought was Angelina. 😬

I’m not sure what this is, but my Angelina Jolie fight-or-flight mode just kicked in.

@MikeCaleo Gene pool failure

@CyberMikeOG she looks exactly how you would expect her to look, they always do

@CartierCartell And Minnesota government employee

@CyberMikeOG Yeah, like the government employee in Colorado who keyed multiple Teslas to the tune of $25,000🤦‍♂️

@SeekUpUF Karen gone wild episode.

@CyberMikeOG Karen’s gonna Karen

@SERobinsonJr @elonmusk @dhaval_shroff Hell yeah!!🤣

@elonmusk @dhaval_shroff One bite, everyone knows the rules...

Can Tesla folks walk over across the street and get some too?

@dhaval_shroff @niccruzpatane @elonmusk I’ll take a pie 🍕

Thx @elonmusk

@ExxE8888 At least 6 month in solitary

@CyberMikeOG Fuckin cunts like that leftard should be thrown in jail to rot

@TechOperator @JVClark2 I thought that was pretty funny. Just so happens to exemplify the name. 😜

@CyberMikeOG @JVClark2 Literally “Karen” 🤣

@LewisWithrow5 Brain washed. Sadness is the way of life

@CyberMikeOG It is clear on her face that her way of thinking is how to lead a joyful life.

@Enezator That’s a sad way to get rid of the wild dogs. Internal bleeding from cooked chicken bones.

He walks around handing out roasted chicken to random dogs. 🐕🍗

Spring is here. The babies are being born.

@Tommyf902 @DriveTeslaca Sadly not much will happen

@DriveTeslaca That’s a big no no Grandmama

Here's the Sentry Mode footage of 67-year old Karen Lewis vandalizing a Cybertruck with a board and nails. She then placed the board under the front tire, presumably hoping it would be driven over. She also placed an aluminum sign under another tire, because? She has since been arrested and charged with misdemeanor damage to property.

@stevenmarkryan Yeah it cracked me up too

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