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@CyndiSaidMed

Adopts greyhounds & loves dogs.Come for the brains, stay for the boobs. Sexy librarian wanna be. https://t.co/2NENF8Ntoe

Around Katılım Haziran 2010
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CMyBones
CMyBones@CyndiSaidMed·
Sorry, what did you say? I was dickstracted.
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AK47@NoFilterAnjali·
Living and dying, both are damn scary.
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ρꪮꪮ𝓳ꪖ 🌸@YourSomeone11·
Funny how the smell of rain feels like healing and hurting at the same time.
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Uptown Schmuck
Uptown Schmuck@SchmuckOnAHorse·
Those Centrum Silver commercials had us believing a multivitamin would make our lives awesome, but glossed over ten-hour work days and late night online searches for rugs that won't show dog vomit stains.
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ρꪮꪮ𝓳ꪖ 🌸@YourSomeone11·
Perfection is a concept invented by the mind; imperfection is the truth lived by existence.
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ρꪮꪮ𝓳ꪖ 🌸@YourSomeone11·
Not every silence is peace. Sometimes it’s just unspoken hurt learning to live quietly.
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ρꪮꪮ𝓳ꪖ 🌸@YourSomeone11·
Healing takes time when the wound came from someone you never thought would cause it.
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Forward March
Forward March@RunOldMan·
What you believe is not the problem . . . the problem is what you believe that I should believe . . .
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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey
Wait so long to do laundry that you rediscover an entire wardrobe you forgot you owned.
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HorBull™@HorBull·
@CyndiSaidMed @RunOldMan My mom hated my paternal grandparents so much. So I guess she was helping me to hate them too… but it didn’t work.
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CMyBones@CyndiSaidMed·
Help me out with something, what's something your parents said to you as a kid meant to be helpful, but effed you up. Mine: Oh jaysus, Cyn, you'd drown in a cup of water! (But in Spanish, so it was even more dramatic)
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Uptown Schmuck
Uptown Schmuck@SchmuckOnAHorse·
They're aren't enough kazoos in modern music.
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ρꪮꪮ𝓳ꪖ 🌸
ρꪮꪮ𝓳ꪖ 🌸@YourSomeone11·
Life feels heavy only when we carry imagined futures on our shoulders.
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Ⓜ️isterD
Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK·
Everyone loves people who 'speak their mind'... until they 'actually speak their mind'
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CMyBones@CyndiSaidMed·
@KeruboSk We had a family "friend" spank one of our Yorkies years ago. My husband tossed him out. That guy was just arrested for stealing an ambulance while paramedics were working on a person inside! He obviously got more stupid in the last 25 years.
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Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
Be honest...Would you ban a relative from your home if they were mean to your pet?
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Forward March
Forward March@RunOldMan·
Me:  This spa has a relaxing atmosphere. Therapist:  Marc, this is a padded cell."
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CMyBones@CyndiSaidMed·
@Camel_Crushin Oh, I'm definitely doing it wrong. Everyone looks like Robert Redford when I smoke. Not even young Robert Redford, old Robert Redford. Ugh!
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Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
I’m a firm believer that if marijuana isn’t your “thing” then you’ve been doing it wrong your entire life. I said what I said.
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CMyBones@CyndiSaidMed·
@mikereilly9111 He would have respected your feelings. Bogey was a good egg.
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Mike Reilly
Mike Reilly@mikereilly9111·
@CyndiSaidMed Sorry C M B , don't like, or condone anything gay. Even puppy dogs.
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CMyBones@CyndiSaidMed·
I had a greyhound that was my heart dog. His name was Bogey. We would tell each other secrets. On the first night of Hanukkah he would wear his Hanukkah bandana even though he was agnostic. When he was 3, he asked for a rainbow bandana for Coming Out Day. He walked in the parade that year.
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