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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
Americans explaining to Brits how 26 °C (79 °F) isn’t hot while living in air conditioned detached houses made of wood.
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Cynical_Carpet_Cleaner
Cynical_Carpet_Cleaner@CynicalCleaner·
@Bravesguy23 They'll win 100 games and get dog walked by an 80 win Phillies team in the playoffs as is tradition.
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Braves guy (fan)
Braves guy (fan)@Bravesguy23·
Braves are definitely a possible 100 plus win team with a floor of 90 wins, but if this team peaked in April/ early May that’ll be disappointing. Ronald needs to be the guy. Austin Riley needs to bat seventh and have no pressure put on him to play to the level of his contract.
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Etan Nechin
Etan Nechin@Etanetan23·
“London is blue” when talking about Spurs and “see you in the minors” referring to the championship. I’m afraid what Americans are going to do to football
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Cynical_Carpet_Cleaner
Cynical_Carpet_Cleaner@CynicalCleaner·
@EthynEwingSzn @SuaKCravens You may be too young to remember. But, we used to have a thing in this country called shame. In a better time he would have gotten a real job. Started a family. And become a productive member of society. But that's not the world we live in anymore.
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Ethyn Ewing Szn
Ethyn Ewing Szn@EthynEwingSzn·
@SuaKCravens What, Why not? He didnt come up in the Nil era. Can u imagine what he could have made on that shit. He made autograph money yeah but thats a drop in the bucket. Short Nfl career. He didnt make a fool of his self here and he got paid. whats the issue
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Random SEC
Random SEC@therandomsec·
Hope the NCAA knows that no team will be trying in the SEC tournament from now on unless they need to win it to be in. It truly means nothing.
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Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃
Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃@runaway_vol·
the soccer world cup is in north america this summer, nobody is ready for it
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Roose
Roose@RuNoseP·
maybe Mitt Romney shouldn't have run hard right on immigration and insisted on austerity while unemployment was still 8%🤷‍♂️
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Andrew Lind
Andrew Lind@WIBWAndrew·
Well, we know now. KU is hosting, so 4-1A state baseball goes to Tointon Stadium in Manhattan. Shouldn’t change anything. If anything, it’s a nicer/newer all-around facility.
Andrew Lind@WIBWAndrew

FYI: KU could host an NCAA Regional at Hoglund. We’ll know May 24. 📍 KSHSAA state baseball is also scheduled there. 🗣️ KSHSAA told me today an alternate site at another college is secured if KU hosts. High schools have been informed. @WIBWsports @KSPrepZone

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Carl
Carl@HistoryBoomer·
By most measures, we're doing better than we ever have, and better than our European allies, but the vibes are off. Many Americans are sure that these are the worst of times. The Vibecession is real, and puzzling. From @AnnieLowrey
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The Atlantic@TheAtlantic

"People have stopped believing that the economy can be good, and have lost the willingness to admit that they are doing well. That pessimism might be harder to fix than an actual downturn," @AnnieLowrey argues. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/05/…

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Kansas Football
Kansas Football@KU_Football·
Jayhawk fans, we’re just over 100 days until our season opener against LIU on Friday, Sept. 4! We’re looking for your help in picking our kickoff time. Let us know what time we should kick off the season ⬇️
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Eric Michael Garcia
Eric Michael Garcia@EricMGarcia·
The major reason for this is that in the first Trump administration, Trump was still seen as very gauche and crass. Even after he won, he was looked upon with suspicion. Now? He IS the political mainstream. And athletes, by virtue of being young, don’t remember pre-Trump politics
Chris Williamson@CWilliamson44

Could be wrong here but feels like some athletes are even MORE comfortable associating with Trump now than in 2016 despite his CVS list of transgressions?

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Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱
Imagine insisting that the right hasn't changed since 2008 under a GOP administration whose officials talk about deporting approximately 1/3 of the American population & which prepares to pay millions to convicted rioters who tried to overturn an election
Colin Wright@SwipeWright

The White House is currently on lockdown after dozens of gunshots ring out. Reports are that a gunman has been killed by Secret Service. It's unfortunate how accurate my cartoon has become.

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Vin Mariani
Vin Mariani@BranchFl0ridian·
@DJBranham Florida, Louisiana, and Texas don’t claim the Braves
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DJ Branham 🗽
DJ Branham 🗽@DJBranham·
Sports Fandom in the south is like Abrahamic religion. Everyone worships the same deity (Atlanta Braves) is just boils down to whatever prophet (SEC School) you're willing to harm your fellow man over.
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Claudio D
Claudio D@Jacquecoobo·
North American sports needs promotion/relegation. No tanks. It'll never happen but it's the best system.
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