The Throne of Cynicism

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The Throne of Cynicism

The Throne of Cynicism

@Cynics_throne

I'm half awake, in a fake empire. If you wake me the rest of the way, I get to poke you with needles.

Valparaiso Katılım Mart 2009
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Joni Askola@joni_askola·
Over the last few years, American tech oligarchs have become the greatest argument against their own existence. The sheer scale of their erratic behavior and political interference proves that extreme wealth concentration is a structural threat to society
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Jorge Ji@NaimJorge·
@Chicago_NFL Thats good enough for first round? His combine was good enough?
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The Throne of Cynicism@Cynics_throne·
@NicholasMoreano @BearsRTB Tough to argue against this. DJ had so many big time catches last year, and Rome was a top 10 pick, so he definitely needs to show he's a #1 and capable of making those same kinds of catches.
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The Throne of Cynicism@Cynics_throne·
@CeeVee3YT We can just NOT draft dudes with big red flags attached to them. That's an option, and one we should probably pursue. There's NO need to take a big risk that everyone will say was incredibly obvious and predictable, if he doesn't work out. No unforced errors, please.
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Quinten Krzysko
Quinten Krzysko@ButkusStats·
This is a me problem. But I just really dislike the idea of drafting a safety in the top 2 rounds. I think there are so many guys to be found in the mid rounds, and one of the hardest positions to reliably scout.
matthew Brown@bearsfa92825669

@ButkusStats Best route I think is going DB to DL. So DB and LB are probably the more premium picks

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The Throne of Cynicism@Cynics_throne·
@DingoRabid @TakeThatNurses To be fair to that lawyer, for a LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER to have basically no grasp of the law whatsoever... is kind of a "them" problem. Like... should ANYONE feel bad for them?
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💥 Nurse D, RN/1L
💥 Nurse D, RN/1L@TakeThatNurses·
It’s obvious why they sued him. They’re a bunch of dipshit cops who violated procedures, stole Afroman’s money, and didn’t think raiding the house of a world-famous comedic rapper with security cameras would result in them getting publicly shit on in songs
ProsecutorsPodcast@ProsecutorsPod

The Afroman story seems like one of those where everyone laughs and high fives Afroman and then in two years the Netflix documentary comes out and it's like, Oh, that's why they sued him.

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The Throne of Cynicism@Cynics_throne·
@bigtatorlover @mistergeezy So, to be clear, your issue is the support of Israel's actions... AND YET, here you are, TODAY about 3 weeks into a war with Iran that the President and his circle have OPENLY SAID that they started because Israel told them to... And you still have ZERO awareness? BRA-VO sir.
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State Take Inspector
State Take Inspector@bigtatorlover·
@mistergeezy I know this will disappoint you, oh lover of mutilated child corpses, but Trump still hasn’t matched the level of civilian deaths Israel inflicted during the Biden administration.
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hairiestcow
hairiestcow@Jean71080495992·
@mistergeezy Remember the rules: If you vote to reduce harm, you're personally accountable for everything that went wrong in Weimar Germany. If you’re a harm-maximizing "leftist", being held accountable for what you said less than 2 years ago is shitlib trickery and super duper unfair
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BearsShowYo
BearsShowYo@BearsShowYo·
At pick 25 both Dillon Thieneman and Emmanuel McNeil-Warren are available. Who are you picking?
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The Throne of Cynicism@Cynics_throne·
@BarroomNetwork Absolutely do not take him. His arms aren't just "short." They're HISTORICALLY short. If he overcomes it, good for him. But I want no part of drafting him and realizing "Yes actually arm length matters just like everyone said it does."
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Barroom | Aldo Gandia
Barroom | Aldo Gandia@BarroomNetwork·
Today's #BearsDraftQuestion: There's growing talk that Rueben Bain Jr will drop to the bottom of round one. His Combine-measured 30 7/8" arms, one of the shortest for any recent edge player, is the biggest concern. If he's available at pick #25, should the #Bears overlook arm-length and draft him?
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The Throne of Cynicism@Cynics_throne·
@TakeThatNurses I've often wondered how much his absolutely bulletproof word of mouth affects his earnings vs the ruthless lawyers that take every single cent and then bludgeon you with fees too.
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The Throne of Cynicism@Cynics_throne·
@TakeThatNurses I got a lawyer bc we were hit by a drunk driver & my lawyer ended up voluntarily not taking as much as he was entitled to. Obviously we were thrilled & had nothing but great things to say about him. Everyone we've met who claims "I HAVE AN AMAZING LAWYER" is talking about him.
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The Throne of Cynicism@Cynics_throne·
@TakeThatNurses Yeah that seems gross. Like, lawyers can make money AND ALSO say "Bro, you will never win that case. You'll get your ass kicked AND look like a massive asshole in the process."
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💥 Nurse D, RN/1L@TakeThatNurses·
@Cynics_throne Interestingly, one of the things they’re occasionally emphasizing in law school is the idea that, most of the time, we’re not really there to stand up for principle, we’re just hired by a client to represent whatever they want to pay us to represent. It’s kind of a cynical view
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The Throne of Cynicism@Cynics_throne·
@FixinYourUglies They're still convinced if she said that one sentence, that's all it would've taken to win. No one knows what that sentence is and they all have a different theory, and every theory is also a complete lie... But somehow that's her fault too.
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⚫️⚪️ Jamie is Drunk™️
Not to be a fucking bitch, but I do wonder how the “we can’t vote for Kamala because we support Gaza” crowd feels, knowing they helped elect Trump and helped ensure Israel killed more people around the world than originally expected.
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