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@DrAlbertFM @itvfootball Luke Young and Tissue Paper Knees 😂

@itvfootball Luke Young and Ledley King in midfield. Luckily just rewatched it yesterday

🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Can you name the missing men from the last time England faced Argentina back in 2005?

@CommodoreBlog I only ever had two cartridge games for my C64. One was Shadow of the Beast, the other one was... Kickman (!)

Verify your age with a game video.

@Furious_red_ He was/is a poor free kick taker. Abysmal stats. When he did score them they looked great, but he missed far too many.

Ronaldo used to hit knuckleballs so often they were like penalties 😭😭😭

@CrazyCraven01 @pxrcywxst I tend to think of Scotland as 'Glorious Failure' rather than 'Pure Disappointment' 😂

Argentina v England in the semis both teams COMBINED have faced less top 10 nations than Scotland did sound

@exQUIZitely Neither were as good as Zeus: Master of Olympus

Were you a fan of this one? One of the best strategy/city-building games of the last millennium: Pharaoh (1999), by Impressions Games. Deciding between this one and Caesar III (also by Impressions Games) was tough. I lean ever so slightly toward Pharaoh, but it’s very close. Maybe it’s just the setting - ancient Egypt instead of yet another “build an empire in Europe” variant. Pharaoh felt more exciting and fresh with its different cultural background. Players guide a dynasty across 15 centuries of ancient Egypt, starting with a small village and rising to massive cities. Core gameplay revolves around resource management, housing evolution, farming, trade, and constructing monumental wonders like pyramids. The connection to Caesar III is clear, with the key focus on micro-management. Your people need food, goods, healthcare, and a few more things to stay happy. You also prepare to defend against invaders or the occasional disaster, which increase in the later stages. It was highly praised for its historical depth and atmospheric soundtrack (sometimes just watching your people go about their day and listening to the sounds was almost hypnotic). If you liked “build an empire” games, Impressions was one of the kings of the 90s.

BURN SMASH

@Lio_Sid Dudes were just having a friendly but private bro chat. Get over yourself.

Another scandal, Pickford clearly covers his mouth while he talks to the Norwegian player. But the rules doesn't work like that for England.

@MMajeedX Baller

🎙️الصحفي: إيرلينغ، ماذا قلت لجود (بيلينغهام) في النهاية؟ يبدو أنكما تبادلتما بعض الأحاديث خلال المباراة وبعدها، وهل تود أن تراه هو وبعض زملائك في مانشستر سيتي يذهبون الآن ويفوزون بكأس العالم؟ 🗣️إيرلينغ هالاند: أعني، جود صديق جيد. لقد قضينا سنتين رائعتين معاً في دورتموند، لذا نحن نبقى على اتصال دائم، وهو شخص رائع حقاً. لقد قلت هذا لمرات عديدة، لقد استمتعنا كثيراً معاً. ولست متفاجئاً بأنه سجل هدفين اليوم، وبأدائه بالطريقة التي يلعب بها. الشيء الوحيد هو أنه يتعرض أحياناً، على ما أعتقد، للكثير من الانتقادات لأنه لا يسجل أهدافاً كافية أو ما شابه، وأعتقد أنه لا يستحق ذلك حقاً لأنني أراه أحد أفضل اللاعبين في العالم؛ إنه لاعب خط وسط ومع ذلك يسجل الأهداف، ولا يزال ينجح في مراوغة كل لاعب على أرض الملعب، لذلك هذا مجرد ثناء وتقدير لجود. أعتقد أنه لا يصدق، وإنجلترا محظوظة، ومدريد محظوظة، لأن الجميع يتمنى وجود لاعب كجود في فريقهم. 🎙️الصحفي: وأنت تريد من شبان السيتي (زملائك في الفريق) أن يفوزوا باللقب الآن؟ 🚨🗣️ إيرلينغ هالاند: نعم، لم لا؟ أعتقد أن لدي بعض زملائي من السيتي في إنجلترا، وفي فرنسا، وإسبانيا، لذا بالطبع أريد لإنجلترا أن تبلي بلاءً حسناً. أنا أدعم... أعتقد أنني حصلت على قميص منتخب إنجلترا قبل أن أحصل على قميص النرويج عندما كنت صغيراً، لذا بالطبع أريد لإنجلترا أن تبلي بلاءً حسناً لأنها بلد جميل، وقميصهم جميل أيضاً.

@SarahHayesaxzx That's because you weren't skinny dipping

I don't think it worked 😔

@MoreeSpinne @AndreasAasheim @SHIBfinityfox @cryptojourneyrs But did they take the free kick awarded or did Norway in fact have a drop ball instead?

@AndreasAasheim @SHIBfinityfox @cryptojourneyrs Dude. The English got a free kick. Norway had the possession. Do you know the rules?

How do you stop the game for that?! Two English players run into each other. 🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Norwegian player gets a YELLOW?! WILD.

Love this man

They're rowing home They're rowing home Norway's rowing home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@RhysCarefree @PhilMcMurray Got a hole in one back in 2012 though tbf

@PhilMcMurray You’re a shit comedian

You don’t fall like that unless you want to go down. Joke of a decision, Anderson has flopped and they’ve fallen for it. Haaland just making half a yard, you see that every corner.

Let’s go England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@chris_kammy Did you tell him you don't know what's going on Geoff and he said he doesn't know what's going on either? 😂

Had a word with Donald & there will be no dodgy decisions this evening 🤣😂

@alphafox Nice to see a lucha libre in there

I didn't realize this till recently, but literally anyone can get a black belt - it means almost nothing.

@HardlyLoose Somewhere between yellow and green

For driving Experts which of this line is correct ?

@fesshole Me too

When I eat a gingerbread man I always start with the head as to not cause the savoury fellow any unnecessary suffering by decapitating his limbs.

@pascalwager_ @MagusAeon @Abomination81 All of them. Depends what country you're in.

@MagusAeon @Abomination81 Which banking institution lends out a loan for a car on simple interest lmfao

My mother thinks a 5% loan on $10,000 car means you will have to pay back $10,500. I literally don't know how Boomers made it this far.

@dontstopmirage Like when I nail Claude all day at work then get home and I've burned through my 5 hours of tokens with just 3 prompts 😂

A 24-year-old in his garage built a 4x RTX 4090 home lab and now runs 70B models at 35 tokens/sec for $0.18 per hour. No cloud bills. No rate limits. Full privacy. He spent $18,400 on GPUs, power, and a used server chassis. Power draw hits 1.8kW at load. His electric bill jumped $340 last month. The wins: Local Llama 3.1 70B with full context. Private RAG over his own docs. Fine-tuning runs overnight. Zero vendor lock-in. The pain: Noise like a jet engine. Heat turns the garage into a sauna. One PSU failure and the whole rig goes down. Scaling beyond 4 cards means new electrical work and serious cooling. He still runs it every day. The models answer faster than any API, and nothing leaves his network. Four glowing 4090s in the dark. The fan roar never stops. The power meter spins. Worth it.