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@davidpattersonx Pretty soon you'll be able to give it a blowjob too... I know you're pretty excited about that

Humanoid robots run faster than humans. The Honor Lightening robot has completed a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, at an average speed of 25.1 kph. The fastest human time in history is 57 minutes and 20 seconds, at an average speed of 22.1 kph. Humanoid robots will become even faster. Better. Stronger. Faster.

@MissJilianne You're going to want to call the police and get it in a pit maneuver. These disgusting things need to be immediately taken off the street.

Waymo did it!! Unsupervised Autonomous Vehicles are now on the freeways of Los Angeles, the second largest city in the United States.

@MissJilianne I don't remember being asked if I am going to allow these things to be on the highway at the same time as me. I had to take my driver's test and pay all kinds of money to the state just to drive and this thing just gets right on the highway with no regulation

@unusual_whales All right, you are now on my list. I hope whatever the business you're in goes belly up. This is sickening and I wish nothing but the absolute worst for you

BREAKING: We just gave Claude access to the entire options and stock market. It's the Unusual Whales MCP Server. It plugs directly into any AI assistant and gives it live, structured data on demand. Build a trading bot. Build a finance dashboard. Build whatever you want.

@gailcweiner You mean to tell me that people don't all want to lose their jobs and live huddled together for warmth?

Gen Z really don’t want AI.

@PiusGuru @cb_doge Yeah okay. Just wipe your mouth before you get out from under the desk

@cb_doge True, when the world starts harnessing energy from the galaxy, earth space and so on, everything will be free. That's the civilization scale we are moving towards

"Things will just be free in the future. Sounds nuts, but if you've got an AI or robotics economy that is anywhere close to million times the size of the current Earth economy, literally any need you possibly want can be met. If you can think of it, you can have it" 一 Elon Musk

@zapped_ai @cb_doge It's not exciting. When is this going to happen? It's not going to happen because there's no reason to give you anything for free. Why would they give you something for free? Are you an important businessman too?

@cb_doge This vision is wild, total abundance could free us to explore, create, and just live. But we gotta nail energy, access & purpose. Exciting stuff ahead!

@cb_doge @elonmusk This constant lying is getting old fast

@BenjaminDEKR I like your point, but I would be very skeptical accepting this offer. What better way to track every person in America, and then shut them down if they’ve traveled to many miles. These people are sickening And will do anything to stop human flourishing

In Elon's utopia where "everyone can have a penthouse," can everyone have a Tesla? 🤔 When does that start? Why not show how well this works with his own products? (Being serious. If his scenario is real, isn't this the next step? So, when?)

@amuse Is this how the retarded travel? Could you imagine relegating your life to a couple lines of code? I mean who has that little self-respect?

ROBOTAXI: The Uber-killer just hit the streets of Dallas. Get Tesla’s Robotaxi app now!

@LibertyCappy Federal reserve

Which one are you choosing?

@babybeginner Just like a section 8 apartment… They’re just going to have to burn down New York City and start over when this guy leaves

Dear New Yorkers who have never seen dumpsters. Let me explain what this will do. 1. They will stink. They will get all kinds of gross liquid in them and they will stink. 24/7. Wait for the summer. That’s gonna be so charming. 2. Trash will pile up over and around them. Bc it ALWAYS does. 3. Parking way up. $$$$. I know you don’t think you care but it will cost someone more money which will be passed onto you. 4. These could easily bc homeless shelters. The trash will then be tossed on the streets. 5. Rats will find a way. It will smell like food to them at all times. It will attract them. 6. It’s going to cost a bunch of money. 7. It will be UGLY. They will be covered with all kinds of gross garbage materials. Hence the stinking mentioned earlier. The beautiful streets will be packed with these. Imagine a 100 story building. How big of a dumpster do they need? 8. Will they be moved every other day like cars? How will the street sweepers get around them? 9. And other stuff I haven’t even thought of yet.

@MatrixMysteries I’m going to continue my 42 year unbroken streak I’ve never eating at this restaurant. I have no idea why you would name your restaurant after your penis, but that was my initial reason for not eating there.

An American buys a $12 sandwich from Jimmy John’s — and it’s mostly bread. What used to be a full sub now costs DOUBLE for less food. In 2016, an 8-inch was $5.50. A Giant was around $7. This isn’t just inflation — it’s customers paying more while getting less.

@pr0ud_americans I’ve always said that anybody using a driverless taxi is gay. That’s the only reason. Gay people can’t drive. Who the hell else would want to get in the back of one of those things

The job apocalypse isn't coming in 10 years. It's happening RIGHT NOW. 🚨 - Waymo: 500,000 driverless paid rides every week. No humans needed. - Amazon: Over 1 million warehouse robots sorting faster than people ever could. - China: Robot chefs cooking 100+ dishes, robot attendants pumping gas. - Boston Dynamics: Humanoids filming stunts and operating cameras. - Robots now repairing live high-voltage power lines — too dangerous for humans. This isn't sci-fi. It's today. Which job do you think will be the LAST one robots can't take? Quote/RT if you're watching this unfold 👀 #AI

@MmisterNobody Black people are going to have a field day with this in court. Lord have mercy, they’ll be WAITING for that price to change with a camera and witness hahahaha

Walmart is officially going full force and is rolling out digital price tags in all 4,600 US stores, with digital screens replacing paper price tags by the end of 2026. Every shelf. Every store. All controlled remotely from one central system. This gives Walmart the ability to change the price of any product at any moment. Based on demand, time of day, inventory levels, or whatever algorithm they choose. And the moment Walmart moves, every major retailer in the country will follow. Once everything turns digital, it's game over.

@DefiantLs We should be jailing people that are building the AI. They are openly waging war on the workers of the United States and this should be stopped. I truly do not care if you kill them if you maim them if you hang them or if they just rot in a cell, they are useless to society

Anthropic CEO warns: “50% of all tech jobs, entry-level lawyers, consultants, and finance professionals will be completely wiped out within 1–5 years.”

@Adidotdev You're not missing anything. You're using your head like you are supposed to. It's these blowjob queens that are following Elon musk around like a dog agreeing with his plan to kill us all

Everyone says AI will replace most jobs. But if there are no jobs, there’s no income. No income means no spending. So how does the economy even function? What am I missing?

@MarioNawfal That's fucking terrifying and I do not want that here. I don't want to live like this.

🇨🇳 China now has 4 companies producing 10,000+ humanoid robots a year. All 4 are Chinese. One of them builds a new robot every 30 minutes. Blink, and they’ve built another one.

@MJTruthUltra Nobody wants these things and yet they keep forcing them on us because they want us dead. They want to kill us and nobody cares. When it comes down to actually killing us, everybody's just going to say that's okay

Elon Musk: “We'll have universal high income. We're basically just issuing money to people The People: We don’t want it though Elon: But The output of Business Services will so far exceed the money supply The People: But we don’t want it though