The ancient mariner 🇮🇲

@JaneyGodley @mrjamesob I don’t want to be in the hells angels anymore, but I still want to be allowed to wear the patch, go on club runs and get all the benefits of a full patch member without paying my dues. Basically

@iamtomskinner The sexton will be cold by now. 🤔

Happy Monday you lovely lot. We are back from Tenerife and we had a wonderful time. I’ve had loads of DM’s asking about the hotel. So I will be doing a review video later for you all. But it’s dinner time and I learned this off instagram on how to do the steak. Apparently you don’t season in the pan you do it on a board after. And it is bloody delicious. Wishing you all a wonderful evening. Definitely try this when you do your steak it tastes amazing. Love to you all. Bosh❤️

@TheRealSitts I was told this by “gorgeous “ George Vyse in 1993…. And here we are…

Cabbie collecting statements for the accountant today predicts 8 years or under left for the trade 🤔 I spoke to 1 of the orgs, they reckon 5 years 😀 😳

@chrissyr8289 @SkyNews What was the Brexit you voted for then Hun ?

@SkyNews He’s totally right . We have never had the proper brexit we voted for .

Nigel Farage has hit out at plans by the government to align the UK with the EU's single market rules. trib.al/acL16ug 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@CabbieGinger What happens if the punter can’t be arsed to walk to you on the rank?

Hello johns. Just humour me, K5 TOD here in the silver begging box. Is that far enough away from me on the rank at 1Hotel to pick up, like he did? Just interested to know for future reference? Thanks. Up the Johns

@michaelblackcab @LTDAForum How do you charge at home? Do you have a fast charger? Bolted to your wall? If so, how much was it or do you use a standard 4 pin plug?

I noticed the price of diesel when filling up this morning 👎🏼 Just to let any driver know if they’re having thoughts of swapping to a TXE especially if you can charge at home. My electric & petrol £30, that’s for 6 days coming in from Bromley. That’s 1.85 % of my takings 🙏🏼

@ZackPolanski @chunkymark 2/2 don’t get me wrong it’s a great idea but the amount of man hours spent retrieving the money equating to the amount received are two completely different sets of figures. Maybe you should have a wider understanding of how tax collection works…

Let's go! Lower bills. Tax billionaires. Protect the NHS. join.greenparty.org.uk

@ZackPolanski @chunkymark You do realise that wealthy people are just going to hand the tax over don’t you? They have very expensive and very clever lawyers and accountants to get round this. Who will you be sending in to retrieve the money, HMRC? Even my accountant can run rings around them. 1/2

@hwinkler4real Inside out wallpaper.

My mother did

@ChelseaDan5 @piersmorgan @ChelseaFC By 22.00 BST on Wednesday April 22nd,,MCFC Will be top of the English Premier League and there they will stay until the end of the season & THFC playing Lincoln next season too. What a win double Arsenal spunking a 12 point lead &Spurs going down ⚒️

@piersmorgan @ChelseaFC Shut up Piers you wrong un⚽️🍻🍻🍻👌

World Champion cretins. @ChelseaFC

@sharrond62 He’s to old. 53 for an Mi6 operative? Don’t get me wrong he’s a fine talent, but I’m afraid the 007 ship has sailed for the boy from Downs Park Road E8.

Would be cool, he’d do a brilliant job

@henrywinter Everything you say Henry can be summed up in one phrase by one great sportsman… mental toughness @GeoffreyBoycott …. You’ve either got it or you haven’t got it ..Geoff certainly had it.

Arsenal have nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear cripples a good group of players. And they are good players, we’ll see that at the World Cup, three have a very realistic chance of winning it (Raya and Zubimendi with Spain, Saliba with France). Rice and Gabriel are contenders for FOTY/POTY, Dowman for YPOTY. It’s just fear holding Arsenal back. That was clear with their nervy response to a more confident Bournemouth. Fear inhibits attacking instincts; wide players check back rather than attack, midfielders pause before releasing, defenders pass the ball between them rather than progress it quicker. Fear stalks the crowd. Fans can help dispel the fear by staying to the end and not booing a team top of the table. But really it's down to Mikel Arteta to confront this fear threatening to ruin Arsenal's season. How? Partly through body language: Arteta looks almost anxious in the technical area, transmitting doubt rather than defiance. Partly through selection: give the fearless Max Dowman a start wide, believe in Eberechi Eze more (nb injuries). Partly tactical: adopt a more front-foot philosophy, tell wingers to take on their full-backs, tell Raya to distribute the ball quicker; attack, make the opposition fearful, get Viktor Gyokeres in behind. Partly messaging: make it simpler, stating belief in the players, and less scripted “bring your dinner”; learn from Pep's mastery of press conferences. No need to panic. Still top. Still have good players. Just have to fight the fear. And believe. #AFC

@Denise_fergus @TheLouisEmerick He’s 78 apparently. Not that that explains it or excuses him , but man alive, not what you expect from someone of that age.

Wow so the scumbag who has twice vandalised my son's headstone is now going down the route of mental health when he drives 25 mins 2 to 3 times a week to visit a grave close to were James is, he cannot be questioned All I want to know is were he has put the heads of the angels

@Arsenal 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

@Jgs_x Just leaves it there because he’s so thick that he genuinely can’t understand the working mechanics of an umbrella umbrella or just leaves it because he’s a total arrogant Cunt ?

@HaveringHammer I did that with SoA. Three or four episodes, I thought it was a pastiche, not to be taken seriously then I was told that it wasn’t and I should I fucked it off immediately. Ridiculous program. But I understand it won awards and everything.

I’ve just been given Netflix ( I know I’m late to getting it ) by VirginMedia. The first show I’ve started watching is Breaking Bad ( I know I’m late to watching that too ) My question is should I stick with it as I’m 3 shows in and not sure what all the fuss was about yet?

@AwayDaysFB @terrychristian It was only because it was one of only two live games on TV the other being England versus Scotland. If the European cup involves a British team or played on British soil, it would also be shown live and that was it.

He’s absolutely right on this 👏

@karl1953howman Two way stretch Kind hearts and Coronets Oh, Mr Porter.. in fact anything with Will Hay A hard days night

The Third Man, Oliver Twist, Our Man in Havana, Casablanca, Citizen Kane…………

@pennant83 @DjLeeButler Slot was described in De Telegraaf as being, and I quote, “ a poor man’s Erik ten Hag”…

I was a Liverpool fan way before I became a pro footballer. As someone who genuinely cares & watches every single game… This is a disaster. Slot, you won the league last year with a style of play and DNA of Liverpool that Klopp built. This team is now close to unrecognisable…

@CleansedTweets @Grahamthecabbie Ken Livingstone travelled on accompanied on the tube everywhere whilst having actual loyalist terrorists plotting his assassination.

Boris Johnson cycling to work as Mayor in 2016. Ten years later, Mayor Sadiq Khan travels to work in an armoured Range Rover, while claiming London is safer than ever. 🤔

@dommaguire @CleansedTweets He did though.. he cycled everywhere he was a bloody nuisance on that bicycle but he still cycled everywhere.

@CleansedTweets Boris never cycled to work. These were photo-ops, just like his jogging ones. Guy's a fucking fraud, a liar, an adulterer and the worst PM we ever had.