Devolver Slopcelot

Now, we're getting into the fun bit. As best as I can tell, there are two main networks: Parapolitics Guys (Green, older, nastier, more cautious, more vengeful. Most if not all have LONG standing personal beef with me) Jay Klonny Glenn C Elegans Lambo and then Irony Guys (Purple, Spongebob gif crowd, younger, dumber, mostly just want to cause chaos): MarkHarden911 SimpsBiden TommyFushigi Lambo PerishNeocon Jake Chinatown BasedMoralFag Maoist Landlord Now, all the parapolitics guys follow maoist and vice versa, but this is a relatively recent development. The only actual person that seems to be genuinely part of both groups is Lambo. C Elegans is also apparently connected to MarkHarden911, the account using a pic of my brother as the PFP, who also was the person who ran the account pretending to be me in order to make bomb threats and admit to being a pedophile. Classy. current working theory here is that Lambo saw the drama involving me and the purple group, and informed the green group. The green group then proceeded to provide Maoist with a packet of my information (the only person who had successfully doxxed me up until this point was Jay, and he had my dox on ice ready to go, following a brokered truce). My guess is that rather than make clear it was them AGAIN, the green group decided to coordinate in the background to engineer a war between me and the purple group, occasionally using false flags like the DMCA strike to keep me engaged with conflict with maoist every time I tried to end the conflict This is why maoist was so fucking confused about the DMCA thing, and Klonny fucking flipped out when he saw his name on the wall, and instantly started going "Oh so YOU THINK I FILED THE DMCA STRIKE, HUH?" despite him literally not even being in the consideration for who i thought might have done it. Meanwhile UAE Falcon Finance is in the parking lot throughout all this doing a rain dance

'Looksmaxxing' streamer Clavicular has been arrested for battery in Florida.

Bryan Johnson reveals 5-MeO-DMT therapy outperformed every longevity protocol he’s tried "If I compare my experience with 5-MeO to having a better diet, exercising every day, sleeping well, doing sauna, and hyperbaric oxygen therapy, this was more efficacious than all of them in terms of a reset of me as a human. It’s just incomparable" "When you sleep well you feel great, when you exercise you feel great, but nothing compares to what 5-MeO did in terms of resetting me as a human"

They cut a rat’s knee ligament CLEAN THROUGH. Gave it oral BPC-157 in drinking water. 100% recovery. Biomechanically. Functionally. Structurally. From DRINKING WATER… (PMID: 20225319) Your knee hasn’t been the SAME since that twist. Your shoulder BUCKLES when you press. Your ankle still GIVES OUT on stairs. You were the one who never sat out. Never skipped a session. Never made excuses. Now you modify EVERYTHING. And at some point you stopped believing it would heal. You just protect it now. Ligaments barely get blood flow. That’s why yours has been “almost healed” for 2 YEARS. Almost. Never fully. Never COMPLETELY. BPC-157. 15 amino acids. Already in your stomach juice. Not invented — DISCOVERED. → Severed ligament: COMPLETE recovery → Oral: IDENTICAL results to injection → Adverse effects: NONE found (PMID: 20225319) → NSAID damage reversed: ORALLY (PMID: 21295044) → Intestinal fistulas closed: via DRINKING WATER (PMID: 34267654) Ibuprofen? Numbs the signal your body needs to START healing. BPC-157 → fibroblasts activate → collagen organizes → ligament REBUILDS Week 2-3: Stiffness LOOSENING Week 4-6: Stability RETURNING Week 6-8: Loading without FEAR My knee was unstable for over a year. I could walk fine. But every squat, every cut, every unexpected step — I BRACED. Started oral BPC-157. Week 3 the joint felt noticeably tighter. Week 8 I squatted without the brace. The knee held. Not perfect — but the first time in a year it was getting STRONGER instead of just surviving. Your ligament isn’t “just like that now.” It never got the signal to FINISH. CHECK COMMENTS FOR BPC-157! Rest HOPES for healing that never comes. BPC-157 SENDS the signal to complete it. BPC-157 is not FDA-approved. Preclinical evidence. Not medical advice.

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i think its a little sad to watch all these people who took pride in the art of programming slowly die away as they realize bit by bit that its actually over

Anyone arguing that minor damage to a US aircraft, sustained while lollygagging over hostile airspace is an epoch altering event is arguing the US military is so strong that the mere damaging of one of its weapons is a great feat.