HATT

@pyrogoyf LEAVE ME ALONE THAT WAS A YEAR AGO

Whenever I get mad at Nyx I call their fucking bakery

Apparently I'm 5,9 now

I was born brown as shit and to think that makes like a good chunk of the world just kind of want to kill me is actually kinda funny.

I'm astonished that we prosecute even fictional characters for homosexuality. And for what? For "gross indecency?" For a common mammalian trait? Thoughtless babies, not even capable of understanding the simplest of subjects.

@phosphorslimes Fear me twillean. I will prosecute you one day

Hunt species to extinction as cavemen. Become intelligent enough to learn the error of your ways and revive them using unheard-of technology. Unironically the hardest storyline I've ever heard

@bugby7e @headphoneemoji Efficiency

@DATBHATT @headphoneemoji WHY DID YOU TAG ME AND NOT FOLLOW ME

WHITE BOY WEDNESDAY EVERYONE TAG YOUR FAVORITE WHITE BOY

@n_yxbloom @ZBexx Lazy ass fucking dragon get up and obliterate my enemies

STOP 🛑 if you’re reading this then you’ve reached the Magic: The Gathering checkpoint. You’re now obligated to share your favorite DRAGON 🐲 My fave is Balefire Dragon 🔥🔥🔥

Magic the Gathering is too easy for someone like me

@n_yxbloom Loser

@n_yxbloom The game ends in 20 minutes

Magic NEWBIES trying to create cards. Here's how I would do a zombie spawner: Spawn one zombie per turn whether it is your opponents or yours. Whomever has the most zombies by the end of the game deployed wins. Magic The Gathering Of Zombies (MTGOZ)

@Dr_MikeOx @shugosha @dennis_reichel @goatcaloguedes @Grattan_H @jvgraz Hitler denounced Marx. I am not a socialist, but it doesn't take a genius to understand that "National Socialist" doesn't actually mean socialist.

@shugosha @dennis_reichel @goatcaloguedes @OhhToBe_AGooner @Grattan_H @JCGolf1780758 @jvgraz @Ullas_PC Now what chief

Now do Israel.

When you fuck up a typo so bad you suddenly change ages

LMFAOOO

If she can't a-train people she's USELESS

@n_yxbloom OH CONGRATULATIONS LMFAOOO I DID NOT REALIZE

Cannot speak coughing up blood and arms aren't working what