Tom D'Albora

Office Space (1999) turns everyday corporate misery into comedy perfection. The awkward small talk, and printer destruction scene still hit like therapy. Wild that it bombed in theaters before becoming one of the biggest cult comedies ever on DVD.

@bryanbehar It’s concerning when someone in a position like this appears to lack even a basic grasp of U.S. History, economics, and civics. Those aren’t electives—they’re fundamentals.

A President BRAGGING about passing a test for those in cognitive decline is practically proof of his cognitive decline.

@7Veritas4 Too bad this guy seems to have missed the lessons from U.S. History, Economics 101, and Civics. A solid understanding of those subjects should really be the baseline for anyone in his position.

CANADA: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around. AMERICA: oh yeah? Our guy passed THREE dementia tests. (Allegedly)

@AndrewFeinberg You’d think U.S. History, Econ 101, and Civics would be required reading for this role… apparently not.

Serious question: Why is “Hussein” in quotes? It’s not a nickname, it’s the man’s actual middle name, just like his father.

@ABC Gosh .. I hope not!

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said Wednesday that the Justice Department's decision to investigate James Comey for his "86 47" Instagram post does not mean that everyone who posts or displays those numbers will be prosecuted. abcnews.link/vrN8jBl

@Martina @Logically_JC @ClaudetteGGibs1 Most of these dopes also failed US History in highschool. The little loser flag on his profile is proof.

@Logically_JC @ClaudetteGGibs1 lol. I know. It’s to take people seriously when they don’t know the difference between your and you’re

You’re* / an*

@cowboymiggy Opened April 20, 1912. The same week the Titanic sank. Yeah, it's odd and the seats are terrible, but I would not trade it for any other MLB Park.

i'm all for historic ballparks but whenever i see fenway i lose it. respectfully this is hilarious WHO DID THIS

@TheHillOpinion Susan Collins says that he has learned his lesson and I believe her. Seems legit to me.

Trump’s decline is an emergency: Why doesn’t Congress treat it like one? tinyurl.com/5n792ybv

@JesusChryslerII I forget .. is @Erictrump the stupid one or is it the other brother? Always seems like a race to the bottom.

Wow-check out what the dumb one posted

Real Housewives of Rhode Island. This can't be real ... Gotta love hotel TV

@RpsAgainstTrump Key word "almost"

GOP Rep. Troy Nehls: Trump is “almost the second coming” of Jesus Christ

Charleston Race Week. The view from my office.

@MaryLTrump Everything I know about religion came from that movie.

Who among us has not mistaken the holy words of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction for biblical scripture?

@herotimeszero clothes that fit

What do they have that Trump never ever will?

@theepicmap Summers are perfection. Winter weather is best described as a "bucket of hate". Spring and fall tend to be manageable.

How is it living in this part of the United States?

@MadeInTheUSANJ seems legit -

So…… First lady Melania Trump is claiming she does not know and never met Jeffrey Epstein - meanwhile:

@Partisan_12 @ProjectLincoln He's exactly the same man and couldn't manage all this nonsense without all his enablers.

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “You may have supported President Trump for 10 years like I did… but this is not the same man.” “The American people have to open their eyes and deal with reality and deal with truth.” “This is not the same man that we supported.”

@_InfoGram_ on the verge? really?

BREAKING 🚨: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump is on the verge of becoming the worst President in American history.

@factpostnews No .. Grandpa & Grandma had to go back to work because of all the cuts to Medicare and your inability to keep Social Security properly funded.

JD Vance on child care: "One of the ways that you might be able to relieve a little bit of pressure on people who are paying so much for daycare is make it so that, you know, maybe grandma and grandpa wants to help out a little bit more."

@AmyMcGrathKY Stand by ... he'll spew something more obscene and offensive in the next 24 hours.

Labeling every American of the opposition political party as an enemy to the country may be the most un-American thing any president has ever said. Dangerous.