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Is this a purse ?

@kittenaround_51 Cops were cool as shit on this investigation

When hitting the bar irresponsibly at the airport isn't a good idea.

@willgchase @breedelio

@DArkMEATHOOK @breedelio I never said that

So that sucked

Other assignments. “Hey professor. Can you confirm in writing that this is our test? I don’t want to turn this in and be accused of cheating like what happened a month ago.” Every damn time for every assignment

Right with me. Like you made a mistake that could’ve potentially had me expelled for academic dishonesty. And not only do you think i have low morals and cheat, you think I’m stupid too. Anyways, back to the tweet, i would ask her to confirm in writing future problem sets and

I’d use it to become a menace. Years ago in college, I was accused of trying to pass off a previous year’s problem set as a current year’s problem set (i was slightly late to class so i didn’t get one passed out to me. Professor told us “if you didn’t get a problem set, pick

@Iamivy05 Ctfu

This Lil girl at the boardwalk ran up to me crying cuz she couldn’t find Her Moms.. i asked Her what she look like and she said “she’s a beautiful woman wit pretty blonde hair” soon as she said that Her Moms pulls up.. and i’m glad she did cus she wasn’t beautiful at all.. WE WAS GONNA BE LOOKIN ALL FUCKING DAY 😩

@AlliAlliG Make that 201

Anyway, 19,000 people liked this tweet. I have like 200 new followers. Hope you’re all nice!!!

@willgchase I literally DM’s you about her

@DArkMEATHOOK You take this back

Blocked

@mikealfred A

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $50M net worth. 850 credit score. Private jet. Option B: Married. 2 kids. $3M net worth. Drive a Toyota. 10 BTC in cold storage. 500 credit score. Fly Southwest. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@willgchase You wouldn’t even know about her if it wasn’t for me

@DArkMEATHOOK No

@ick_real I lost my library card because I’m stupid

How many people actually have library cards as adults? 🥸

The real baseball fans don’t need a caption. They just need the image. Name the one photo that proves you’re one of them. I’ll wait.

the reason the Nats lost badly today was cause @breedelio stayed home. Hopefully she is at Wrigley for tomorrow’s game. #CurseOfTheBreebino

What if I’m not evil