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Should i go to Nashville for Commanders v Titans this year even though a new stadium is being built?

Not to join the “dating apps suck” bandwagon but i swiped right on a woman back in early February. She finally swiped right on me Memorial Day Sunday. Kind of ridiculous that it took 4 months to show up in her stack

@buckeyeboobs I feel like we talked about this previously

@DArkMEATHOOK You wouldn’t like what I’ve been doing bc it’s all horror stuff (one track mind haha) but I do have an idea for something!

My new thing has been getting high and painting while watching basketball. Guess I should stop bc I accidentally drank my dirty paint water tonight

@sarah_micheleg PARTY

so the nats are above .500, what do we do

@breedelio You’re a JINX

ignore the smile, cubs made it go away quickly

@Betsycashmoney I’m talking to someone with a maine coon cat

Some random free dating advice for men: Nearly every single straight female I know (age range 15-65+) has a crush on Joe Burrow. It's not because of his looks. It's because of that random clip where Cowherd asked his fav breed of dog & he replied "I'm actually a cat guy..." 🤷‍♀️

@prettycritical Why my dumb ass think this was Williamsburg, VA?!

857 comments. DELICIOUS😈

@RealistSpeaking Eh. It’s an arena. Basketball arenas for the most part aren’t too special

Went to Rocket Arena earlier this season as I was in Cleveland and that Arena trash. I was in row 1 in the upper deck and the seats are awful. Paid like $35 to watch them play the Twolves.

@3YearLetterman youtu.be/jUh_u8jNURo?si…

Posting a Memorial Day thirst trap is truly next level

@thevoiceofevan I always wondered that. I could be wrong but I don’t remember them playing ever on Memorial Day

This might be a hot take but the Washington Nationals should have a home game every year on Memorial Day

.@Nationals

@rsgnl If i order on my feet, 90% of the time i’m not tipping you

I’ve decided that I’m done tipping on counter service. So tired of hitting $2 here or $4 there on Square/Clover screens. Adds up to be such a huge waste of money just to avoid social anxiety. Life is already expensive enough!

@gabbgoudy @Phillies So much y

yes/no? chocolate covered berries at a ball game? 📍@phillies

Who remembers this classic? Someone needs to remake this with the current squad.

Daily Walkoff Nationals #633 (P) "Walk It Out" 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

@GregFinberg I’m good not adding a 40+ LeBron

I won’t tell Wizards fans to not get excited about the LeBron or Giannis reports. That’s what makes fandom fun. But I will caution that those reports happen every offseason. Sure, the Wizards have the money/assets to make those moves. But I highly doubt anything materializes.

@noyeahobviously Maybe not the same thing but i’ll buy a shirt or something for vacation, and where it there. If people like it, maybe i add it to my at home rotation

Do y’all ever test run outfits? For example, I got an outfit for a specific thing I’m doing and I’m wearing out in a much lower stakes environment right now to see how well it’s received and how comfortable I am. 3 hours in and it is passing, btw

A child who reads football programmes, gaming guides and the back of cereal boxes is not a reluctant reader. They are a reader who has not been given credit for it. The definition of reading we use in schools is very narrow. The definition children actually use is much wider. We keep measuring one and ignoring the other. Then wondering why so many children think reading isn't for them.