DB Cooper

@squawksquare Iran be like

@strengthPlan You should DCA while it’s low

-$700,000 this year Tesla stock normal We will be up big end of the year 😏😏😏 #tsla

“I spent 1 year with a Tesla and realized one thing: I was 100% confident in my misinformed opinions. I used to be an EV skeptic. I was wrong. Here are the 5 things that changed my mind: Charging - I thought gas stations were better. I was wrong. Waking up every morning to a “full tank” is the single best benefit of ownership. No more stops in the rain or snow. It’s a total game-changer. One-Pedal Driving - I didn't think braking could be improved. Wrong again. Regenerative braking is so intuitive that I almost never touch the physical brake pedal. Going back to a two-pedal internal combustion engine feels clunky now. Full Self-Driving (FSD) - I said I’d never let a computer drive for me. Now? I’m convinced it drives better than I do. The improvements this year have been mind-blowing. This tech is going to provide massive mobility for the elderly and disabled. The Screen vs. Buttons - I used to tell friends, "I like knobs and buttons." I laugh at that now. Thinking I need physical buttons is like missing the BlackBerry keyboard. The touch interface is intuitive, clean, and constantly improving. Performance - I knew it would be fast, but it’s absurd. It replaced a high-end German sports car, and the Tesla handles and accelerates significantly better while still being a practical family vehicle. Ignorance was bliss because it made me feel smart, but day-to-day ownership of the Model Y proved me wrong. If you're on the fence, the experience is likely much different from what you imagine.”

@ChristianHeiens Hallelujah

Since Trump took office, over 352,000 Federal employees have been fired, resigned, or retired and were not replaced. The Federal workforce is smaller today than at any point since 1966.

@l8oss @PlanetOfMemes Cocaine? Mos def

@PlanetOfMemes Condoms Cocain a fancy credit card and a rolls up Hundy

What do you think Elon keeps in these little pockets?

@l8oss @PlanetOfMemes Condoms? Uhh he has like 12 kids I don’t think he bothers with them

@PlanetOfMemes Little straws and baggies

@TBC_on_X Bahahahahahahaha

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ is officially the Word of the Year.

Fang fang really took one for the CCP team

Tesla puts a lot of effort into ensuring that our cars don’t run over animals

This clip lives rent-free inside my head I still can't believe it's real

ELON MUSK: "If you use a gun emoji on X, Apple forces it to be a squirt gun. Then the X app turns it back into a 1911. Yes, you can actually have a 1911. We reverted Apple's change inside the app."

@JebraFaushay By sparking excitement you mean like I’d rather be shaving my eyeballs right?

Joe Biden has resurfaced, sparking excitement over a possible 2028 run.

Canada is cooked

This will have been the exact moment America died, if we can’t reverse what this monster did. Every Democrat who blindly supported this massive crime is equally culpable.

@ProudSocialist Seems as tho the U.S. raided the uranium after all One big lie

Trump: “The mission involved 155 aircraft including 4 bombers, 64 fighters, 48 refueling tankers, 13 rescue aircraft and more.” You don’t use this many aircraft for a “rescue” mission. This was a botched invasion to steal the uranium that Iran stopped. Americans are so gullible.

Chuck Norris takes over politics

🚨 BOMBSHELL: KISS cofounder Gene Simmons goes nuclear on Hollywood celebrities like Ben Stiller and Mark Ruffalo by stating, "People work hard for a living, and they don’t want to be lectured by people who live in mansions and drive Rolls-Royces. It’s time to shut the fuk up."

@jacksonhinklle You are direct proof that botched abortions lead to mental retardation

🇨🇳 China is direct proof that Communism works.

So suddenly black people and women can't get ID's? 🤔 Really, is that what she's saying? You need an ID to... Buy alcohol Buy cold medicine Buy cigarettes Adopt a pet Entering a casino Get a library card Gym membership A new phone Rent a motel room Buy spray paint Board a plane Pick up prescriptions Applying for welfare and MUCH MUCH MORE! HOW have black people & women been surviving this long? 🙄😏