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ENOTOOSERIOUS

ENOTOOSERIOUS

@DBigDelv

Muslim hater to the core✋🙂🤚

Katılım Şubat 2026
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AndyJnr ° Umaru 
AndyJnr ° Umaru @AndyjnrUmaru·
If I Gift you this laptop here, what are you going to use it for? be honest, dont lie to me
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ENOTOOSERIOUS@DBigDelv·
@IseekRetards @Milk_Emperor @TheOnlyGuy07 @boye4christ2006 People wey cause the ones wey dey ground so....u no go fit talk to them or even look dem with bad eyes seff but nah me wey need freedom like you nah u wan dey follow fight online?? Omo I shame once for even the few words I exchanged with you.
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ENOTOOSERIOUS@DBigDelv·
@IseekRetards @Milk_Emperor @TheOnlyGuy07 @boye4christ2006 Lol okay nah be wetin una sabi do only.....two of the three major tribes nah both cowards and hypocrites. I read somewhere that when ur might is broken you won't have the courage to look up to those that broke u rather you'll seek out those in similar situations to vent on.
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folowosele adeboye
folowosele adeboye@boye4christ2006·
Do you know that Queen of Sheba that went to visit King Solomon in the Bible died in Nigeria 💔? Her burial site is located in Oke-Eri, a small village in Ogun State, Nigeria. It functions as an active pilgrimage and tourist site.
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SLIM “D”
SLIM “D”@DavidUb20513663·
@Big_marvis Don’t use maths to dodge accountability. Egypt owes $400bn but earns enough to pay it. Nigeria owes $110bn and is using almost all revenue to service it. That's like saying "my neighbor owes N10m on a N50m salary" while you owe N2m on a N100k salary. Who's sleeping better?😂🤷🏻
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ENOTOOSERIOUS
ENOTOOSERIOUS@DBigDelv·
@elonmusk Lol grok @gork is the most intellectually dishonest AI ever all this glazing and dick riding won't change that
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JADON
JADON@whopls_·
My dealer track me come this evening.... This guy get iPad wey him de use document him debtors.... I first see my name for number 19...100k plus... The first name wey de the iPad...the guy de owe 12m...bro 12 million for igbo? 😂
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
I was just chatting with a divorced woman that I thought all along was married. Today is the first time that I am chatting with her since she started following me in 2020. Her ex-husband met her in 2014 and told her, "God said that you were his wife." They did not court and were under strict religious doctrines before their wedding. They were married for 6 years, no kids. The man suddenly started accusing her of cheating without any evidence and stopped providing for her. She walked out of the marriage in 2020, and the family returned the bride price. The man remarried and now has two children. She is still unmarried till date with no child and she's 36. In 2024, she met a man that she dated for 9 months until June 2025. It was her first time sleeping with another man since her divorce in 2020. Unfortunately, the man turned out not to be someone serious with his life, so she broke up with him. Recall that yesterday, I said women do not have scarcity of men, but they have scarcity of husbands? That's exactly what she's experiencing now and still, no man in sight as we speak. Her ex husband is remarried and now has children with another woman. Infact, he remarried a year after their divorce. I simply told her that religion ruined her and she agreed with me. For you young women, I have told to stop advising you, but I haven't stopped. And I am still doing so because I believe some of you may be able to listen to wise counsel. Open your eyes very well before you say "I do". Because once you get married, your market value automatically is tied to that man and not to other men outside. If you go and get married to an oloriburuku, an oloriburuku will be your husband. And you must stay with that oloriburuku as long as he's not a threat to your life. And even if he becomes a threat to your life and you decide to leave the marriage, it still will not make you immune from being tagged a divorcee. And most men will prefer to marry a never married woman over you. End.
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AkpanChukwu
AkpanChukwu@Believe050·
@whopls_ My own dealer dey advice me to reduce my consumption 😩😂
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Honest Slant
Honest Slant@honestslant·
@instablog9ja They were able to arrest the guy with fake alarm BUT can’t arrest the guys that real kiilllers
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ENOTOOSERIOUS@DBigDelv·
@eno_ohia @instablog9ja God will punish u and those wey no go believe....so after 999 bandit attack nah this 1 wey be false go cause disbelief. I repeat it will not be well with you and those wey support you.
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Eno Imagined
Eno Imagined@eno_ohia·
@instablog9ja If the real danger happens now, no one will believe again and no action will be taken because of people like this.
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Instablog9ja
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja·
I raised false bandits att@ck in Ogun State to gain followers — Arrested Tailor A young tailor identified as Qawiyu has admitted that he staged and posted a fake bandits att@ck video on social media simply to gain followers on TikTok. The incident, which reportedly caused panic in Atan, Ogun State, led to his arrest after the video circulated online with claims of bandit activity in the area. Speaking during interrogation at a police station, the suspect confessed that there was no real att@ck and that he only wanted to chase online popularity. “I did it because I saw people doing it to gain followers,” he said. When asked why he specifically mentioned Atan Ota in the video, Qawiyu replied, “People wrote different places. All I needed was to gain followers.” According to him, the Fulani man seen in the viral clip was not a bandit but a cattle herder who usually passed behind his shop with cows. “He used to move with his cows in our area, just behind my shop. I told him we should use it to do content. He said he cannot do it, but I insisted. I told my apprentice to do the recording,” he explained. Qawiyu disclosed that he made one recording on Monday and another on Wednesday, but deleted the second clip after noticing how fast the videos were spreading online. “The moment I noticed it’s spreading, I deleted the second one,” he stated.
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Chief Nwachinemelu 👑
Chief Nwachinemelu 👑@odogwu_ogidi·
The first thing that will happen once Peter Obi enters Aso Rock next year is, the ministries will go on a strike against him for trying to sanitise and digitise the system, and closing every loophole. The National Assembly will threaten him with impeachment proceedings, if he doesn’t revert back to the old system. The Lagos-Ibadan media will instigate national protests, be on CNN with Amanpour to analyse how weak and wicked he is. Seun Okinbaloye will be bending neck like Turkey to ask “tough” questions he couldn’t ask current APC government. At the end of the day, the system will be sanitised and the criminals will be dealt with decisively. He has done it before in Anambra state, he will do it again at the national level. Go and verify. Peter Obi is coming!
Sir Nelson@Crypto_Diet

If Peter Obi wins the 2027 election, his first 100 days would probably shake Nigeria in ways many people are not ready for. Not miracles. Not overnight change. But visible disruption. Here are 20 things most likely to happen early: 1. Government spending will reduce aggressively. Expect fewer convoys, fewer luxury expenses, fewer unnecessary foreign trips. 2. Ministries and agencies may face serious audits. A lot of hidden contracts and inflated budgets could suddenly become public conversations. 3. Subsidy discussions will return immediately. Nigerians may face short-term pain before any long-term structure appears. 4. The naira might react emotionally first before economically. Supporters will celebrate. Investors will watch cautiously. 5. Some politicians who survived on “connection money” may suddenly go quiet. 6. Young Nigerians will become unusually hopeful again. Social media energy alone could change national mood temporarily. 7. There’ll be strong resistance from powerful interests inside government institutions. 8. Expect tension between old political elites and a reform-driven presidency. 9. Federal appointments may become less “godfather based” and more competence focused — at least publicly. 10. ASUU, universities and education funding may receive faster attention than usual. 11. Nigerians abroad may start reconsidering returning home if policies look stable. 12. Corruption cases could increase dramatically in headlines during the first months. 13. Some governors may suddenly become “friends of transparency” overnight. 14. The civil service could experience pressure to digitize operations faster. 15. There may be attempts to cut waste in National Assembly spending, and that alone would create national drama. 16. The stock market may respond positively to stability signals, especially if foreign investors regain confidence. 17. Fuel prices may still remain painful initially, which could disappoint people expecting instant relief. 18. Media attacks against him would intensify heavily once reforms start touching powerful pockets. 19. Nigerians would become more politically divided online than ever before. Supporters and critics would clash daily. 20. The biggest change may not even be money. It may simply be Nigerians feeling like leadership is finally trying to look responsible again. A New Nigeria is Possible.

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Sola
Sola@SolaTheAnalyst·
I tried to fix a pothole on my street in Egbeda 🇳🇬 Nobody sent me. The thing was swallowing tyres and I was tired of it. I bought asphalt. Hired labourers. Came back the next morning ready to work. Area boys stopped us before we even started. “Oga, you wan do work for this street? You need to settle first.” I was not fixing a government building. I was not tapping electricity. I was filling a hole. On a public road. With my own money. I settled them. 2 years ago I reported a pothole on my street in Toronto 🇨🇦 through 311. They fixed it in 3 days. I just stood there staring at the smooth road like a mumu. Would you have settled the area boys or walked away?
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