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@TrendingBitcoin You mean that women they nick named the Kiss of death lmao!

🇺🇸 CATHIE WOOD SAYS, “BITCOIN IS HANDS DOWN BETTER THAN GOLD.”

Why do men lie more than women?

@MichaelAArouet right go back to school please.

The UK urgently needs a wealth tax. It will fix this.

@Polymarket You guys take this april fools thing very seriously

JUST IN: Tesla reveals it sold nearly 10k milkshakes in Q1, generating ~$100,000 in revenue.

@unusual_whales "house rich and cash poor" except on a national, trillion-dollar scale.

US household net worth is at an all time high of $184.1 trillion in Q4, per Bloomberg.

@rabbitholebot Allmost there just a little deeper....

Central banks in every country are compromised. All controlled by the Rothschilds.

@notthreadguy Grift guy

i’ve lived in nyc for two months and haven’t seen a single person under 30

@BinaryBart @CryptoJelleNL It's not really a joke it's just reality, so bad joke.

@CryptoJelleNL "Listen, it's a good joke - it's a great joke even - but I need you to stop anyway." Don't give them ideas

BREAKING: Dutch government announces a tax on paid taxes! Starting today, Dutch taxpayers will be paying 20% additional tax on top of their yearly tax bill. It is unclear if that 20% tax is then again taxed at 20%.

@0xcoinn well you know memes

No way the average hold time is 58 secs in sol lol

@TheBTCTherapist Can you imagine all the hackers carrying these things around.

“Theoretical attacks using future quantum computers that do not yet exist.”

The moment you realized that the money you saved in the bank which is paying you a measly interest rate is depreciating by over 2% annually. Investing is your way out.

@RespectfulMemes Allmost there go a little deeper.

JUST IN: OpenAI raises $122,000,000,000 at $852 billion valuation.

CRAZY: 🇺🇸$4T+ JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon on Coinbase: “If they want to be a bank, so be it.”

@BillyM2k copy paste it real quick

i kinda feel like openai is cooked

@WOLF_Bitcoin_ @JAN3com @Excellion Yeh this excess energy is clearly in abundance across the globe 🤡 literally what wars are being fought over🤣

🚨 HUGE: @JAN3com CEO SAMSON MOW (@Excellion) SAID, "Bitcoin really changes the dynamic for energy-rich, poor countries... which there are MANY of. You can mine Bitcoin with stranded/excess energy, and sell it globally in a 24/7 market!"

@unusual_whales In other news water is wet

"Warren Buffett cautioned that he’s seeing signs of fragility emerging in the banking system as it has become more connected to non-bank players," per Bloomberg.

@Bete_4 @unusual_whales First lol...

@unusual_whales Private credit has been booming, maybe this is the first crack

Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase, has started cutting the bank’s $27 billion exposure to private lender loans, per Bloomberg.

Litecoin is NOT a privacy coin. MWEB privacy is optional and not default; the vast majority of LTC transactions are fully public and traceable. You literally cannot measure meaningful “social activity” on real privacy coins like $XMR or $ZEC because their ledgers are private by design. This is straight-up misleading marketing hype.

🚨DATA: LITECOIN SEES MORE SOCIAL ACTIVITY THAN ANY OTHER PRIVACY PLATFORM Despite being known for much more than privacy functionality, a new study from CryptoDep shows that @Litecoin has more social activity than any leading privacy blockchains. It has outpaced the likes of $STRK, $ZEC, $XMR and many others.

@litecoin Right and it's not litecoin.

eventually people come back to the coins that actually work.