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@whemdinho7 @FootyAccums I’d need to call some sort of hotline after that bro
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Tres comunistas entran en un bar: uno pide un cóctel mixto de $15, otro un Martini de $10, y el tercero un cerveza de $6. Cuando llega la cuenta, basados en su mantra, se ven obligados a dividirla equitativamente.
La semana siguiente, los tres regresan al bar una vez más, pero esta vez piden cuentas separadas, por lo que el barman les pregunta por qué no están dividiendo la cuenta equitativamente, ya que en el comunismo, todos pagan la misma parte justa. Los tres comunistas acceden de mala gana, y una vez más dividen la cuenta en tres partes iguales.
La semana siguiente, los tres comunistas regresan, pero con una turba de devotos seguidores, y protestan contra el barman para que cambie los precios de todas sus bebidas al precio de la bebida más barata del menú.
Por miedo a que su negocio sea vandalizado o quemado, el barman accede. Así que la semana siguiente, todos los comunistas entran y disfrutan de sus bebidas a $6 con precios igualados, y celebran los éxitos del comunismo.
Los comunistas continúan con esto durante varias semanas más, hasta que un viernes regresan al bar y lo encuentran cerrado, con un cartel afuera que dice que el bar ha cerrado por quiebra.
Y eso, camaradas, es como funciona el comunismo.

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@Leg0King @popup_tddy Hear that kids, smoking makes you suck dick
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@bloodyrollocks “the next martin odegaard”
must’ve not been very good
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Never seen this bloke in my life
United Pride@UtdPride
He just Disappeared 💔. We called him the next Martin Ødegaard
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@pinkheretic @PatrioticLes @MibshaD what kind of stupid question is this? Do you really think that because he may have trauma that he shouldn’t have been born?
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@PatrioticLes @MibshaD Tell me does (or did) your husband experience emotional harm or trauma from the fact he was given up for adoption by his biological parent/s?
🇦🇺 Pink Heretic 🌻@pinkheretic
@SwampLifeCowgrl @MibshaD No fetus is aware it even exists let alone capable of experiencing harm. An adopted child experiences trauma from the fact it was given up for adoption. This can have lifelong consequences. An aborted fetus has experienced no harm.
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How did bro recognize him? 😭😭😭
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🇦🇷🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: A fan spotted Gonzalo Higuain at a sports store in Miami.
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@kittygang_4ever @adelethelaptop this can’t even be engagement bait because ur not verified, ur genuinely just this retarded 😭
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@adelethelaptop I didn’t comment on her body i commented on her ugly face
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Is it a rule that all MAGA have to be this fucking ugly???

Allie ✞@allie__voss
After her train wreck of a last album can we maybe take a year off
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@ashprivdiary again, another situation of lefties being too stupid to comprehend the point that’s being made to spread their own twisted agenda. This is a REAL event, an innocent man got MURDERED. Dark humour has NEVER revolved around real events like so (at least in my eyes)
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what’s wrong i thought yall loved dark humour
Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas
Women post video using Charlie Kirk assassination sounds for outfit transition… this is gross. The “empathy” side btw.
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@daily_romania reminds me of that hilarious African guy that said ‘corruption is only bad if I’m not involved, but if I’m involved, I DEFEND IT’ 😭
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