Daniel Saunders

This is how Andrew Cotter and Hazel Irvine commentated the opening ceremony for the BBC

Credit to @nerineskinner for lining up the perfect understudy tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/nerin…

In February I took this selfie, which shows a 5cm chest wound inflicted by an immigrant, causing me internal bleeding & heavy bruising. He was a cardiac electrophysiologist at St George’s Hospital, Tooting, London, & the pacemaker-defibrillator he expertly fitted saved my life.❤️

Fifteen years minus one day between these photos. Taken at the Rhone glacier in Switzerland today. Not gonna lie, it made me cry.

Too many people think Frankenstein is the monster, not the author

Frankenstein: "Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to write a story about you!" And thus, Frankenstein's not-so-popular Mary Shelley biography was born.

Never even liked tennis anyway.

Tricking AI replybots on LinkedIn is genius

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For those visiting for @edfringe... it's always like this 🙃

THE WAY THEY SKIPPED FROM 2008 STRAIGHT TO NOW SO THEY WOULDN’T HAVE TO SHOW LONDON NEXT LEVEL GOD TIER

@JamieGrayPhoto I guess that's what was meant in the 1800s when they described the tower as "temporary"

@DJKSaunders It’s worth a try

So... How many tonnes of fireworks is the Eiffel Tower currently holding up? 🎇 #OpeningCeremony

@JamieGrayPhoto Maybe that's how the stranded Boeing astronauts are coming back?

@DJKSaunders It’s gonna blast into space 🔥

Very much regretting the plan of making dinner during the athletes parade in the middle of the ceremony 🤦‍♂️ Absolutely starving #OpeningCeremony

Sorry