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I seem ok but deep down I miss NastyNasty

Take a look around. If everyone else in the spot is dancing, singing, and having an overall good time, the LAST thing you need to do is request a song from the DJ. Stop trying to make the vibe about you.

i love speaker. Big speakers are good. Floor shake. Ooga booga

a lot of people are like “everything i like is good.” not me. i like a lot of shit that fucking sucks. i love it.

@DJCEEB_ Me, and I freaking wish there was a better way. iTunes was solid, apple music is abysmal for dj purposes

DJs Who’s still got all their music in iTunes/Apple Music?

@cardboardjonny @hillmont_drive @CFThomas2 @madisontayt_ Yup

british table just stiffed on a $250 check. close the borders.

One unicersal truth is that if any camera is rolling long enough, eventually @pattonoswalt will enter frame

imagine your favorite EDM song. now imagine instead of a “drop” it had a fat guitar riff. now imagine instead of some cheesy vocal chop it was a guy singing about how he was driving a train - all while high on cocaine. a bit better isn’t it?

no amount of sound design, mixing, mastering, music theory, or software will ever make you as influential as A Weird Guy Who Makes Dope Beats

THIS GUYS CHIEFIN A BASS OVA HEYA

@DjNocturnal That's your own responsibility

DJs. Do you charge your clients for event insurance or do you include it in your pricing or is this just something that you generally have on deck?

OTT the world

Your cat is kneeding so many biscuits because it's tax season and those are write-offs

@MyFavoriteDJ Guarantee you that artist wants you to tell people

If I spend time looking through music and find a gem buried in a mountain of internet mp3’s… it will be my choice whether I share it or not. I’m not gate keeping, I am protecting my time + energy invested.

@brotherbearboi Still seething at being confronted with the reality that a mortal can command such steeze

🐻 Catch me doing my thing this spring! Tix & Info >> linktr.ee/brotherbearboi

ur afraid to commit to the bit i am a bit we are not the same

@EffinOfficial French baddadan be like Nobody badder than oui

emo baddadan be like: nobody sadder than we

at a good gig, DJing is basically a state of being continually affirmed & validated by large numbers of people. Their cheering & dancing tells you you've made another great choice & executed it well, & this typically lasts at least two hours. No wonder there are so many out there

instead of banning tiktok how about you ban the zoning laws that are ticking up rents and making us tok about affordable housing