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@Russc2606 @travos @MPSNewham Yeah cgi and sfx have come a long way

@travos @MPSNewham It’s a one off movie shoot, don’t you watch movies? How do you think movies are made ? fFS

We are aware of reports of explosions being heard in the vicinity of the #O2 in #Greenwich. This was part of a pre-planned filming event in the Canning Town #E16 area. There is no risk to the public

@bankof_amERICA Learnt*

I learned shitposting from the best My husband wrote a book on it Memesmakemillions.com

@JamieJohn86 @metoffice Saturday and into new years eve means across both days

⚠️ Yellow weather warnings issued ⚠️ Heavy rain in Wales and Northern Ireland, and heavy rain & snow in parts of Scotland on Saturday Strong winds in the south on Saturday and into New Years Eve Latest info 👉 bit.ly/WxWarning Stay #WeatherAware⚠️

@HighwaysEAST @LDNLutonAirport Eta on reopening?

@LDNLutonAirport UPDATE The #M1 remains CLOSED southbound between J11 & J10 near @LDNLutonAirport following a serious collision this morning. Severe delays on approach adding at least 2hrs to normal journey times. Please plan ahead #Bedfordshire Diversion route details: nationalhighways.co.uk/travel-updates…

3 (of 4) lanes are closed on the #M1 southbound between J11 and J10 near @LDNLutonAirport due to a collision involving a car and lorry. All emergency services are en route to the scene. Please expect delays.

@Andres63Ortiz @xai Saying to me that I'm already signed in and then throws me back to login screen 😭

@xai How do we utilize Grok?🤔

Announcing Grok! Grok is an AI modeled after the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, so intended to answer almost anything and, far harder, even suggest what questions to ask! Grok is designed to answer questions with a bit of wit and has a rebellious streak, so please don’t use it if you hate humor! A unique and fundamental advantage of Grok is that it has real-time knowledge of the world via the 𝕏 platform. It will also answer spicy questions that are rejected by most other AI systems. Grok is still a very early beta product – the best we could do with 2 months of training – so expect it to improve rapidly with each passing week with your help. Thank you, the xAI Team x.ai

@Amazefulx Fury couldn't even box with KSI cuddling him all the time... This level of boxing needs to stop being branded as professional and keep pros and influencers apart

@Creamfields Unforeseen circumstances... Like this was never planned as more cashless places for some reason can't take cash for some unknown, secret "unforeseen circumstance"

Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no cashpoints available onsite.  Please make alternative arrangements if needed.

@infraredITS @AndyPlumb4 "so yes we were* responsible"

@MrBeast Help a brudda out

Whoever has the most liked reply to this in 48 hours gets all my Twitter revenue for the next month!

@emmaaitkenF1 @sharkbaitza @LappinGraham @MartinSLewis Best one I randomly come up with was they asked about my recent accident and I asked them "how did you find out that I still wet the bed, I never mean to do it even though I'm almost 30" cut off straight away 😂

@sharkbaitza @LappinGraham @MartinSLewis If my friend gets calls saying they are calling about her recent accident she replies ‘it wasn’t an accident, I meant to hit him!’ That usually gets them off the line quick smart. 🤣

Just got a scam automated call from 'HMRC' on my mobile. Electronic voice with US accent telling me I hadn't replied to a letter and legal action was being started... "press 1 to urgently speak to an agent". Decided to play along and see what happened. Pressed 1, man answered saying HMRC, I said "Hello can you tell me which HMRC office you are part of please." That was enough. He rang off. No fun at all!

@SameeraKhan @Enigmaiesh Secretly want male attention but catch a guy checking her out and watch the inner Karen come out

@Enigmaiesh They are desperate for male attention. Watch how quickly they’d stop dressing like who*res if we had gender-segregated gyms.

Women dressing like wh*res at the gym 🚩🚩🚩

@Figensport 1

@TateTheTalisman If my phone is not in my pocket... Where did I leave it?

What am I thinking? Wrong answers only. Best answer wins 250 dollars.

@georgrosem Everyone deserves respect, hope you get yours

2023 is the year I wanna feel respected by men, and by everyone in-fact. I wonder if that’ll ever happen in my lifetime tho 😒😌

@matt_b05 @Rossmac212 Back when phones had polyphonic ringtones judging by the quality

@Rossmac212 Happened in Australia a few years ago. Poor kid was ruthlessly bullied and finally snapped. Good on him

That ending🤣🤣🤣 twitter.com/Instantregrete…

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK's monthly️ Electric Car Giveaway and you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Mokka Electric, worth over £32k! It's free to enter #ElectricCarGiveaway

@RogerKemble @EssexPoliceUK @STN_Airport Could have meant 12th

@EssexPoliceUK @STN_Airport Wednesday 2nd October ???

We led a safety operation during which a Jet2.com flight from Dalaman to Manchester was diverted to @STN_Airport tonight, Weds 2 Oct. Shortly before 9pm, we received a report of a potential threat on board. It was escorted to Stansted, where it landed safely.

@____B_S____ What one of the women is called adolphin?

@Scop3s_ Incredible mate! Hope you slept within that time haha!! You've come so far mate and you will continue to grow 👌

What started out as a 24 hour birthday stream, Finished as an 11 and a half day Subathon! I'm honestly sat here right now crying because I Love each and every one of you guys who support me! thankyou from the bottom of my heart and ill see you all very soon <3

@georgrosem I was the same in my previous relationship it's baffling that you don't notice how much you spend until you don't spend it!! See it as a payrise 😂

Doing my 2020-21 tax return is reminding me how much money I used to spend when I had a boyfriend. Jesus feel rich now 🥲