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@MichaelFinkels5 @hanno_sauer Not even close to addressing the point of his post

@hanno_sauer The reality is, as a Police Officer you are forced to see the worst parts of society during their worst moments. Then that same society expects you to bounce back immediately and experience the same society that your friends, neighbors and family does. Citizens don’t do the same

When I talk to police officers privately, they almost always say the same thing: "you have no idea what's going on out there in the real world". To which I reply: I think the opposite is true. *You* have no idea what's going on out there, because you have self-selected into a

@LangmanVince What male player would react any differently? WNBA sucks but this is just sexism

Am I the only one who thinks that Caitlin Clark has gotten annoying?

@sidrosenberg19 @BillOReilly Wow hosting a bunch of sacks of shit equal to the product he put out there

At Citifield for the Mets/Yankees in Steve Cohen’s gorgeous suite. Great picture with my son Gabriel, @BillOReilly and Mets owner Steve Cohen. Thanks Steve!

@JomboyMedia It’s not the umps fault New York got this wrong

A.J. Hinch got ejected for arguing an out call at third base

@AlyssaRose Are you banging him?

A Cy Young Award Winner who was falsely accused and proven innocent of all charges in a court of law can’t get a contract but Marcel Ozuna can choke his wife with a cast then immediately get a DUI and play anywhere. Make it make sense.

@ClownWorld $20

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Ump got it right the runner before the home run hitter never touched home

This umpire was calling a 9U baseball game. A player came up to bat and hit a home run. What happened next is anyone’s guess. Most are saying the umpire blew up after he lost his mind and robbed a 9 year old of a home run. What do you think the call should be? Do you think k he blew it big time or do you agree with the call?

@davidpattersonx What a prick

If taxes were fair: You earn $100,000 per year and pay $30,000 in tax. Your neighbor earns $1,000,000 and pays $300,000 in tax. Your neighbor is paying 10X more than you. If taxes were fair, you should both pay $30,000, since you both receive the same government services.

@obvious_shirts The zone in this game was the size of an ocean

Just wanted to highlight how ridiculous the 1st inning of Kerry Wood’s 20K masterpiece was: - 100mph to the umps face to start the game - What HoFer Craig Biggio called his most embarrassing swing of his career - Strikes out NL batting leader Derek Bell on possibly the nastiest, definition of fall-off-the-table, curveball you’ve ever seen - Strikes out HoFer and one of the greatest fastball hitters…on three fastballs. -Just absolutely disgusting stuff - Kerry Wood Forever

@RichardHanania Stock market isn’t the economy. AI destroying jobs and saving companies money is driving the market the actual economy for people not companies is garbage

Basically, the outcome of the war with Iran has been 1) Hormuz remains closed 2) The economy (stock market) is doing fine I didn't see anyone predicting this. People critical of Trump said Hormuz would stay closed and it would be a disaster. His defenders also assumed he needed to open it. Is the lesson just that markets are much more resilient than we think, and the AI boom is so powerful we can withstand anything?

@andrewztan An Asian one

Sending 9 out of 195 graduating seniors to Stanford is insane Guess which Bay Area high school this is

@BoringBiz_ Harvard graduate dodged a bullet

This is the type of person you have to be to get hired at Citadel Ken Griffin once asked a Harvard graduate with a Citadel offer letter what he would do if he had $10 million in his bank account The young man replied that he would quit his job to travel and climb the highest peaks around the world Ken Griffin responded by saying that Citadel was not the right fit for him

@bekahj Posting this with a cult photo as your main is ironic

I’m only 57 but I remember a time when you didn’t even know what political party your friends and neighbors were. We were all just Americans and we were mostly united. What happened?

@JonFromMaspeth “Perform well in the playoffs” means needing to be in the playoffs

Hypothetical trade scenario: Yankees get: Juan Soto Mets get: Carlos Rodon, Gerritt Cole, Giancarlo Stanton, and Paul Goldschmidt This gives the Mets two good veteran SP’s, a DH who can perform well in the playoffs, and a real first baseman.

@JomboyMedia The walk of shame for ejections should be brought to all stadiums

A's hitting coach gets ejected because the umpire let Michael Wacha throw a pitch right after putting away his broken chain

@ginamilan_ I thought it was hilarious

For the record: calling someone an “expectant widow” after someone has tried to kill her husband multiple times isn’t fucking comedy.

@JebraFaushay And they live in your head rent free

Somewhere in Seattle or Portland, a sedentary, obese, liberal woman with green hair is hating on Sydney Sweeney for this. She’s on the couch wearing Cookie Monster pajama bottoms and has her hand deep in a bag of chips as she scowls at this video.

@poof_eth There are more important things in life than money and working with assholes like this was dodging a bullet

Had a Jane Street interview in 2013 that still bothers me. It was my 6th round. Final interview. The guy walks in carrying no laptop, no notebook, just a cold brew and what I later realized was a single IKEA tea candle. He writes on the whiteboard: food: $200 rent: $800 utilities: $150 candles: $3,600 family: dying Then he turns around and says, “Optimize.” I laughed because I thought it was a culture-fit bit. He did not laugh. So I said, “Well, obviously you spend less on candles.” He says, “Assume candles are non-discretionary.” Okay. I start building a model. Basic constraint satisfaction. Family survival as a soft penalty. Candles as a state variable. Maybe there’s an arbitrage where you buy wholesale paraffin and convert the $3,600 line item into inventory. He stops me. “You’re thinking like a consultant.” That’s when I knew I was in trouble. He says, “Give me a bid-ask on family dying.” I say, “What?” He says, “You’re long candles, short family. Where do you make markets?” I try to recover. I say the real issue is liquidity: rent and utilities are fixed, food is elastic, candles are emotionally inelastic. Therefore the optimal strategy is to securitize future candle enjoyment and borrow against it. He nods for the first time. Then he asks, “What time do you sell the candles?” I say, “Whenever the market is liquid?” He says, “Be more specific.” I say, “Uh… 10 a.m. Eastern?” For the first time, he smiles. He goes, “Every day?” I say, “Every day.” He says, “In size?” I say, “In size.” He says, “And what do we call that?” I say, “Market manipulation?” The room gets very quiet. He looks disappointed and writes something down. “No. We call it providing liquidity to candle ETFs during the U.S. cash open.” I try to save it. “Right. Of course. The family isn’t dying because we underfunded them. They’re just experiencing temporary price discovery.” He nods again. Then he points back at the board. I had missed it. The utility bill was $150, but candles provide light. You can zero out utilities. I update the budget: food: $200 rent: $800 utilities: $0 candles: $3,750 family: still dying, but now in a more capital-efficient way He says, “How confident are you?” I say, “0.95.” He smiles and circles candles. “0.95 huh?” Then he asks me to estimate how many leveraged longs get liquidated if we dump $3,750 of candles at 10:00:01 every morning for 90 consecutive trading days. Needless to say I did not get the offer.

@SenFettermanPA Step down already.

We were there front and center. That venue wasn’t built to accommodate an event with the line of succession for the U.S. government. After witnessing last night, drop the TDS and build the White House ballroom for events exactly like these.

@wydblaise Can we bring back whores and stop with this sex positivity

Kristin Cavallari and Alex Cooper say baseball players having girlfriends in every city is completely normal as she tells the story about a player she and her friend once shared “He sent both of us flowers on valentines day and I knew he had another girlfriend in San Francisco”