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@St0eve @FrancisChipp @MrStephenHowson One vowel away from an sti

@FrancisChipp @MrStephenHowson Never trust a Ste, Frank. You can thank me later.

This lot are so monumentally thick... you're selling coz you're shite. You are only relevant because sugar daddies have allowed you to spend beyond your means. For decades. How'd you think plucky little Newcastle ended up with the worlds most expensive player in Shearer? That's the entire story of your crap one-town team.

@DanLang12 Players that couldn't beat that Sunderland team? Twice. Those players?

Alot of people are calling for Howe out on here. I just want to know what actual manager they think is available right now and who would take the Newcastle job and take Newcastle forward? A lot of the players will definitely want to leave if we got rid of Howe. #NUFC

@HACKETTREF Glazers wouldnt own the club if it wasn't for Fergie's greed.

It must be painful for Sir Alex to see the club he built suffering. If he is willing he needs to be re-engaged and put in charge of the team. He can have others doing the physical aspects of the team

@jw141187 @Mark_Blades @CraigHope_DM Its Craig's job I suppose, real problem is the leaking from within the club. Has gone on forever.

@Mark_Blades @CraigHope_DM Pretty sure all of the targets we missed out on during the summer were 'leaked' by people like Craig before we actually bid for them. I get your point that clubs aren't watching for journalists to announce it but more a point of frustration at our general transfer policy.

🚨 NUFC TRANSFER BRIEFING… 🇳🇱 Major Kees Smit update 🧤 James Trafford development 💰 Left back offer likely 🇩🇰 Villa/Osula latest 🔜 Those who could go… mol.im/a/15425327

@taridesigns @FrancisChipp Tell us those stats Tariro...

@FrancisChipp How much did they buy Woltemade for? His stats against Isak who was better? This post makes no sense at all.

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Newcastle United valued Alexander Isak at £65m this summer, concerned his persistent injuries and declining form would continue. The club believed there was an administrative error when they began receiving bids well exceeding £100m for the player from Liverpool.

@CarinaKJacob @FrancisChipp Plenty bins for him

@FrancisChipp Keep crying sir. We love the rat. We will take care of him with so much love!

EXCLUSIVE🚨⚫️⚪️ Newcastle United is now officially a rat free zone ✅

@JaytiW93 @FrancisChipp Cant beat em, buy em.

@FrancisChipp Back to being a trophy free zone as well now Alex has left

@shoayaz Look up Vidic clips

I’m not taking the piss, I’ve never seen anyone like Virgil van Dijk. That performance was unbelievable man.

@SamueILFC Colossal tosser

Virgil Van Dijk appreciation post. Colossal.

@Johnnufc2001 @Mendel_Select @CraigHope_DM @AnfieldSector Hahahahahahaha

@Mendel_Select @CraigHope_DM @AnfieldSector Neither growing grass but you’ve managed to get a degree in it

🤬 Eddie Howe on chants towards Isak... 🗣️ "Whatever happens (with Isak) our supporters acted really well today because they supported the team when we were playing. They’ve always done that unbelievably well. If they want to say something afterwards, they are free to do that”

@MoSalah You legend

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

@sbzcomps Except you haven't offered 150m you just did some cheapo low ball offer and hoped it would unsettle him enough that NUFC fold.

Yeah because a boyhood Scouser who ran down his contract to leave on a free is the exact same as Isak the Swede leaving for 150 million isn’t it

@donhutch4 Hes rubbish, we don't want him

@BPJ2022 @eddiegibbs Rubbish. Wilson has left, NUFC were always going to be in the market for an extra striker this summer.

@eddiegibbs Newcastle bidding for Sesko is admission enough that Isak is moving

🇸🇪 The Show Must Go On, Isak Must Too Newcastle’s rejection of Liverpool’s £110m bid for Alexander Isak is no act of defiance. It’s a charade. Carefully staged theatre, sloppily scripted, but ultimately going through the motions. This saga, like so many, is less negotiation and more performance. The price was never £150m, not really. It was £120m before it was £150m, and soon enough, it’ll quietly drop again. #Newcastle are a club trying to preserve face, to rewrite the optics of a departure already understood by all of the key protagonists. The message must be managed: Isak wanted out, #LFC disrespected them, and #NUFC fought valiantly to keep their star. Behind the curtain, a more honest story unfolds. Newcastle have been planning for life without #Isak for weeks if not months, courting #Sesko, #Watkins, and others after they blew-up the prospect of signing #Ekitike and João Pedro. You don’t chase multiple top-level strikers unless you’re preparing for a vacancy. The Sesko-Isak partnership fantasy is smoke. Eddie Howe plays a 4-3-3 and barely has the midfield for that. Two strikers won’t fit. Isak’s camp leaked the initial contact, fed up with Newcastle’s posturing and goalpost shifting. They were told in March a move would be sanctioned. Now, as that truth draws near, the narrative must be massaged for public digestion. Liverpool, for their part, have walked away with deliberate calm. No frenzy, no emotion. That isn’t the end, it’s a tactic. They know Isak’s resolve will win out and Newcastle’s timeline will work against them. The closer this goes to deadline day, the more frantic their scramble becomes. The buyer sits and waits. In the end, Isak will arrive at Anfield as the conclusion to a drawn-out pantomime. The player is for sale, the deal is in motion, and Newcastle’s fans are simply the last to be let in on the truth.

@nedboulting hey Ned, just wanted to drop you a thanks for everything on TDF. I got into cycling when I was 17,same year you moved from Football & you were the only familiar face to me in this new crazy world of cycling. You've been a friendly voice and author ever since. Cheers!

@LFCArchives_ @CraigHope_DM You booed Trent who wanted to progress his career and move to a bigger club. NUFC aren't 'kidnapping' the lad, he has a contract which will have a price. Pay up and they'll let you talk him.

@CraigHope_DM Kidnapping the lad who helped yous win ye first trophy in 70 years because he wants to progress his career doesn’t look good for potential signings. Release him from his pain

🚨 ISAK LATEST 🚨 🔚 Some team-mates believe exit is likely, if Liverpool pay record fee ❌ NUFC owners want to keep best players, a message reiterated today 🤔 But… with Isak ruling himself out of tour, it’s a complex situation 👇 New details 👇 dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

@cturnbull1968 Hahahahahaha fascist, but wants socialism for himself. Gold.

The fascist dude that got fired from his job, after acting like a total douche, when he debated Mehdi Hasan, started a fundraiser to help him pay bills while he searches for a new job. It turns out he lost his job back in January.

@avfcbreaking Cheating

PSR on TalkSPORT #AVFC

Aston Villa can confirm the club has written to the PGMOL to raise concerns over the selection process of match officials following today’s game with Manchester United at Old Trafford. With such high stakes surrounding today’s fixture, the club believe a more experienced referee should have been appointed. Of the 10 referees to officiate across the Premier League today, Mr. Bramall was the 2nd least experienced. The decision to disallow Morgan Rogers' goal, which would have given the club a 1-0 lead with 17 minutes remaining in the match, was a major contributing factor to the club not qualifying for the Champions League. As per the standards that have been established over the course of the season, a decision to whistle early is clearly inconsistent with current refereeing guidelines. VAR exists to ensure that these types of situations receive the scrutiny they deserve. Unfortunately, the technology was not allowed to serve its purpose. Ultimately, we acknowledge that the outcome for us will not change, but we believe that it is important to address the selection methodology to ensure that high stakes matches are treated as such with regards to officiating and to ensure that the implemented VAR technology is allowed to be effective.

@EK_Legend_pt3 @jofinck1086 @4HumanUnity @DonaldJTrumpJr Wrong.

@jofinck1086 @4HumanUnity @DonaldJTrumpJr She’s the only twat that goes around telling people to call her Dr. Jill. Nobody else with her degree wants to be called that. In fact, they’d find it embarrassing.

What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???