Tim Mason

@dahtgirl_ajex Our oldest thought we were clean freaks when she was growing up... till she went to college now she gets it

This is how you clean your house 👌👌

@FearedBuck Where are they flying to...?

This kid went all out for his prom with two supercars and a private jet 💀

Iran’s latest AI Lego video marks a significant pivot. Instead of taunting the US military, it reflects a new chapter in which Tehran will seek peace by reaching out directly to the American people, bypassing the US government. It's a mirror image of the US strategy of the past decades. Some of the lines are quite noteworthy and will likely resonate with the anti-establishment sentiments prevailing among American youth in particular: "I love the constitution, the way it was meant. But not the way your leaders bypass consent..."

@iamSauceGardner It could be covered under the "Comprehensive " part of your Auto Insurance. Also check the Lemon Laws in your State.

my Escalade V locked up while i was driving. they said it needs a new engine. it is a 2026 with 2k miles on it... how is this even possible?

@MAGA_X_Times You gotta show up to work... bottom line.

⚠️ language This employee was let go for habitual tardiness, he was asked to come in 1/2 hour early for a “menu test” when questioned why the employee did not send a text to notify the shift manager he was going to be late he did not have an answer, his supervisor went on to explain that not only was he late for the test but also late for the shift and he was going to be let go, his response was “you fired me and you knew I was coming when have I ever not showed up for my shift” he then went into accusations of unfair labor practices exclaiming he was being forced to study off the clock when no such direction was given, when he tried to draw another employee into his argument asking “servers were we supposed to study the menu on off the clock“ to his chagrin one of them answered “anytime" He went on to say that he’s going to file a lawsuit against the restaurant and that will be the second one, so I guess he has had practice at this. Most reputable restaurants require their employees to know the menu and follow guidelines of finer points courtesy, politeness and attentiveness, knowing the menu affords them the ability to deliver a quality dining experience.

@SpencerHakimian "We'll have this and more at 11" 😆

Active Shooter

@wavywebsurf Buy a lottery ticket NOW...

just randomly met hickhock45 at a hole in the wall pizza joint

BREAKING

@TwistdBallerina No head gear should have told you ALL you needed to know about sis and how she DO...

This shit so funny every time you watch it lmaooooo

@DocStrangelove2 It was in REAL California... there's used to be neighborhood Gun Stores

>Commando has a gunshop filled to the brim with cool milsurp, guns, and a rocket launcher >it's in California Hardest fictional reality check ever.

This is a masterclass in how to deal with an illegal stop by an ICE agent. PAXIS.app says to legally stop your vehicle, officers must have at least one of the following: 1. Reasonable suspicion 2. Probable cause 3. A valid warrant If stopped: 1. Ask one clear question “Am I being detained, or am I free to go?” * If free → leave calmly * If detained → continue 2. Provide required driving documents License, registration, insurance (if you’re driving) 3. Remain silent beyond that You have the right to remain silent. You do not have to answer questions about immigration status. Say: “I am exercising my right to remain silent.” 4. Do not consent to searches Say: “I do not consent to any searches.” 5. Do not argue or resist Stay calm. Do not escalate. Anything unlawful can be challenged later. FIGHT ICE, FIGHT TRUMP: gofundme.com/f/PAXIS

@RyanTerrence_ @mymixtapez My man is gonna be pulling bad ones HOURS after Chris and Usher have left... well played

Woman questions why men are interested in going to a Chris Brown and Usher concert!! 👀🤔

On this day in 1993, our government deployed gas canisters into the Branch Davidian compound and within hours almost 80 people were burned alive, including 28 children. The next morning, the government agents responsible for killing these Americans proudly posed with their guns on top of their still warm charred bodies. Plan accordingly... #waco #ATF #FBI #DOJ #branchdavidians #1st #2nd #texas #history

If your willing to talk smack like this you best be ready for what’s about to come

@Viralvid_89 It might be a Taco bell, but that manager had a 2 piece and a biscuit for the Mom.

Karen gets karma

@Rebels_Raiders Then there the Shoreline Crips 😆.... good luck out there, the natives are starving

I got “robbed” at Venice Beach last week A homeless guy shuffled up to me with a shopping cart and a cracked lighter “Got anything for me?” he said I looked him dead in the eyes “Brøther… do you even have your bolt carrier group properly staked?” He froze I could see it immediately… no castle nut awareness, no gas system understanding, just vibes I stepped closer “Listen carefully. If you’re running an AR, you do not cheap out on the BCG. Proper staking matters. If that gas key walks, your rifle is a paperweight.” He blinked I continued “And don’t even think about running some janky setup. Low profile gas block. Free float handguard. Get something from Bravo Company Manufacturing. Not bargain bin stuff from Palmetto State Armory.” When he tried to speak to the contrary I held up a finger “No. You’re just under informed.” He stood there perplexed, blathering to himself about CIA mind control. I turned back to him “Also dry fire. Every day. Pistol fundamentals. Trigger control. Sight picture. You don’t need ammo to get better, you need discipline.” He slowly nodded You could see it… the transformation Clarity Purpose I leaned in one last time “And don’t buy Holosun.” He dropped the lighter “Thank you,” he whispered He pushed his cart away, a changed man Sometimes it’s not about giving people money Sometimes it’s about giving them standards

@thenihiin Both Parents... Dad taught me to grill, Moma taught me everything on the stove and oven

Men who can cook .. who taught you?

@popup_tddy Lemonade

What's the best drink to have when smoking weed ?

@mistressdivy 2 are near my house and Job... I don't think this is a coincidence but I also don't want the news to be the reason everyone starts taking this seriously

We're up to 6 warehouses set on fire now across the country and I feel like it's being severely underreported.

@rushicrypto Someone set the mall down the street on fire this afternoon too

The Kimberly-Clark warehouse fire in Ontario, California, the other day caused an estimated $500 million in damages. Do we have any mathematically inclined individuals who can calculate how much more it would have cost the company if it had paid its employees a living wage?