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Shoutout to the guy at the darts who was just caught picking his nose on camera and clearly said ‘oh no, my nose!’ #PDCWorldChampionship

‘It’s terminal. We’re going to have to put him down here in front of everyone’ #LateLateToyShow

No way this kid is seven years old. I bought a 2016 Toyota Yaris off him last week. #LateLateToyShow

That mullet kid just wandered in off the street #LateLateToyShow

He’s taking the divorce well, then #LateLateToyShow

@ATRightMovies Can we stop with these posts?

Without saying The Matrix Reloaded, name a great JADA PNKETT SMITH role...

@derekryanx @FitFounder lol what a fucking loser

@FitFounder An increased testosterone level won’t help you when your giving an account to Jesus on judgement day

Guys, We need to increase our testosterone levels.

Some all-timer ‘big Irish head’s on this. #TraitorsIRL

@tferriss From James Clear’s latest newsletter.

“And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.” — John Steinbeck, East of Eden

@alaynatreene Diddler on the Roof

POTUS is on the roof of the White House— asked why he’s up there, he shouts back to us through his hands: “just taking a little walk”

Yeah, this 100% never happened.

Yeah, and I can't believe Stephen Gately was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.

@peterjmcgann No garlic mayo in the house?

Just ate a stockpot like a yoghurt

@conor_es This is brilliant.

Stage of Christmas Day: My father-in-law just asked if I have a Tesco clubcard.

@fionnregan @autumndewilde Dogwood Blossom or Riverside Heights (or both)

@alifarhat79 You’re such a fucking loser.

Trump immediately after taking office

METALLICAST was right there!

Me listening to the original recording of ‘Still Crazy After All These Years’

Alan Cumming? Good for him!