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@InsaneReality That's what he gets for buying a Muslim mower

Man’s lawn mower suddenly explodes out of nowhere

@GladYuengling Nothing to fix with that one 👍

I found a queen. Agree?

@ScottPresler Breaks my heart. Don't let it discourage you Scott. You're a beacon of hope to us all. Keep it up!

If our Republican Senate is unable to pass legislation that 84% of Americans agree on, then nothing is going to get done. There is no legislation that is as popular & widely supported as the SAVE America Act.

@lillyvivvi Had to stop smoking when I hit 30. Started getting paranoid like the cop 43 blocks over knew I was driving high type paranoia

Am I the only one here who doesn’t smoke weed or drink alcohol?

@AntonioSabatoJr Fake af

BREAKING: AI-powered humanoid robot accompanies first lady Melania Trump to a White House summit on empowering children with educational technology.

@LibOrNormal anything vagina related

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@shelbystardust Looks like an OF promotion

GOOD MORNING to everyone who is so fucking tired of the enshittification of America 🇺🇸

What's the greatest threat to the US?

@TheChadLedger @JustAFlyover @0hour1 @nikitabier India, Nigeria, Pakistan. Take your pick

@JustAFlyover @0hour1 @nikitabier What country would you say is the worse for this?

Hey, @nikitabier is right, X needs to be region-locked so foreigners can talk about their own countries. How does X grow with foreign slop accounts being dumped into X every minute? It won't grow unless a change is made. So by moving them to their justified corners, it allows growth over time.

@DerrickEvans4WV @DiRuMoRo No way Precious is active duty

🚨 Soldier sparks backlash: U.S. service member says she would refuse orders involving Muslim extremists, raising serious questions about duty and command compliance. x.com/Rightanglenews…

@RealDonKeith She seems sane

Two things the right doesn't do... protest and vote in midterms. Why?

@ClownWorld A meteor would deflect off those lips

Please God, just send the meteor already.

@MFAMxROYAL I'm 38 and did the same. I would need to condition my lungs for pt

@DOGE4TheWin I did and I would be able to enlist no issues.

I’m about to be 38 and the urge to join the military is real. wtf is wrong with me

@realchasegeiser You say it as if democrats will let you rise from the ashes

Fuck the midterms. Let the party burn. Something better will emerge from the ashes.

@g0lden8ge @realchasegeiser Don't forget to take your daily dose of estrogen

@realchasegeiser Nah. I'm voting for any candidate that wants to impeach and imprison the entire administration.

@AmiriKing Bear Spray- I put that shit on everything

Looks like the McRib is back, y’all.

@kalliope813 @johnyc46 Why would masseuse be naked?

Oh lord!! ICE hit a massage parlor in Patchogue and they were running out naked!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@AmericanMama It stunned me

Stunning is not the word that I would use to describe Chelsea Clinton.

@WilliamShatner A signed limited edition William "shat" boxes should do quite well at auction

When I put my box up I’ll be expecting you to trumpet the news to that group! 😉👍🏻