David O'Leary

Absolutely absurd

Rashford? We must be stuck for a Left Wing option this summer.

@brownejoe08 @GaryHackett10 @TacticallyMatt 😂😂😂

@GaryHackett10 @TacticallyMatt I was just joking to be honest I have too much time on my hands and Spanish beer

Cameraman had an awful time here 😞

Arsenal v Atletico Madrid in the semi finals will have people's head on Mars if we get there.

We have a guy at my firm. Let’s call him David. David is a senior manager, always the first to crack a joke, buys the team lunch on Fridays, and dresses impeccably. A true "stand-up guy" who seems to have his entire life figured out. But nobody knew that for the past 8 months, David has been going home to a completely empty 1-bedroom apartment, sleeping on a single mattress on the floor. His colleagues just assume his family relocated abroad. The truth? Family court stripped him of everything. He spent 12 years breaking his back to build a beautiful home for his wife and two daughters. When the marriage crashed, the court ordered him out to "maintain stability for the kids." He left with just a suitcase. Now, he pays the rent for that big house, plus their school fees, while struggling to feed himself. But the money isn't even the worst part. It’s the crippling silence. David went from waking up to his daughters jumping on his bed every morning, to having to negotiate with his ex for a 5-minute WhatsApp video call. He was legally demoted to an "every other weekend" uncle. Men are carrying mountains of grief and hiding it behind office banter and hanging out with the boys. David sits at the lounge with the guys after work, laughing and buying drinks. But when he drives home, he sits in his parked car for an hour in the dark just to cry before facing his empty apartment. Society has convinced us that a man's heartbreak over losing his family isn't valid. We expect them to lose their homes, their daily access to their kids, and their peace of mind, and just show up to work on Monday in a suit like nothing happened. Check on your strong male friends. The system is breaking them in half, and they are bleeding out in absolute silence.

That Jokic pass to Hardaway in the corner is just fucking BANANAS

@GriftReport Or, now here's the fuckinh CRAZY IDEA - stop feeding him the shit he's clearly eating and feed him properly? Make him exercise? Ya know...what everyone fucking else does.

Katie Price says her son Harvey Price WILL die of a heart attack and BEGS the NHS to put him on fat jabs since he keeps getting bigger and bigger. Critics slam her, saying: "You just married a millionaire, why can't you just buy them yourself if its that urgent?"

@conq10 @hojaygamingyt Need to test this out Brev - could be revolutionary

@DOL17 @hojaygamingyt I didn’t

So apparently this is how you wear the AirPods Crazy, I didn't know about this

Drug test Valverde immediately. What a fucking performance.

Tell them throw the fucking lot at Leicester when the time comes.

Every single thing happening to Spurs is glorious.... Igor Tudor is a gift from the heavens!

Next season can't come quickly enough..

I can't be the ONLY one who sees what I see here at the end.....

Fair assessment. We're ( if recruitment remains solid, based off of profiles for long term gain & not manager specific ) 3 players away from solidifying as a Top 4 side. We're realistically 6 ( with 2 being HOME RUN signings ) away from being proper challengers. Facts 🙃🙃🙃

Honestly, Dalot needs studying. The absolute worst of the worst.

@theunsunghorses Head like a cylinder block

@DOL17 Good delivery there tho cas is some boy with the head

Absolutely idiotic from Bruno. He's never ever getting that ball. Braindead decision.

@odonoghuejames The incredulous look on his face 😂😂😂 buddddd you took him out from the side and behind like it's STONEWALL

@DOL17 He's dropped some stinkers in the first half of games lately. As you say, braindead. Even worse to argue it 😂

Forgiven though. All's ok. Carry on.