Omar Hassan 🔗🗿🇹🇿🇿🇲

Kizungu ni kizungumukuti pale Linda Tumbo. It seems Sifuna migrated with everything including the DJ and English!

His name was Chris Gardner. In 1981 he was a medical supply salesman in San Francisco. He had a wife, a baby son, and about $10,000 in debt he couldn't climb out of. One day he saw a man parking a Ferrari outside a building downtown. He walked up to him. He asked two questions: what do you do, and how do you do it? The man was a stockbroker. Gardner went home that night and told his wife he wanted to become one. She left. He enrolled in a training program at Dean Witter Reynolds that paid almost nothing. He had to move out of their apartment. He had no place to live with his son. For nearly a year, Chris Gardner and his toddler son slept wherever they could. Shelters. Bathrooms. Parks. The floor of a subway station. Every morning he put his son in daycare, put on his best suit, and walked into the office like nothing was wrong. Nobody at Dean Witter knew. He became their top trainee. Got hired. Worked. In 1987 he started his own firm. By the mid-1990s he was a millionaire. He wrote a book. Will Smith played him in the movie. He tells the story in speeches now and always ends the same way. He looks at the audience and says: "The cavalry ain't coming. You have to be your own cavalry."

@Global_Folder Mentally illness is real in KE

Kenyan Gospel singer, Embarambamba, kicks off an attempt to break a world record by sleeping in mud for six days and six nights👀

@StandardKenya @MikeSonko is overrated with stolen county cash. SMH

Former boxing champion Conjestina Achieng’ was spotted in Yala begging for financial assistance from members of the public, in a disturbing viral video. tnx.africa/county/article…

@lady_valor_07 Wow this mf looks scary asf

$10,000,000 to never listen to a Jay Z song again. Are you taking the offer?

@Just_memeKe Shaolin

Charlie Chaplin Charlene ??

The reason why Ruto Must Go. Chukueni kura

Sasa kwa mfano huyu akiamka apate hii kibanda haiko atalaumu nani?

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@SMusilakimeu Nakuru

Name the town.

@ItsLeecapalot The mummy returns

Hata uvae kama charlie Chaplin kura yangu haupati mamu 😂😂

@WillieOeba @mfalmemwafrica Continuing to stay there is worse. All should have stood up & left the freakshow.

Huku watu walinwangalia tu zero applause Reminds me of Mtemi Bokono “Batu, wapi watu? , haya watu wako. Wapi makofi ?”

@rumilyrics Empowered

The first you see describes who you are

At only 59yrs of age Ruto amekuwa mzee kama Moi at 80

Dead Silence: Ruto Gets Humiliated at the Kalasha Awards Save for one misguided muzungu, nobody clapped. The British-backed war criminal and mass murderer William Ruto slithered into a packed Kalasha Awards ceremony like the unwanted ghost he has become. Despite the MC’s desperate, cringeworthy attempts to whip up fake excitement for this “special guest,” the room remained ice-cold. Doom and gloom. Pure embarrassment. This is the same blood-stained hustler who has spent years ruthlessly abducting, butchering, and dragging the youth - the very generation filling that hall, into rat-infested cells on trumped-up charges. Yet here he was, shamelessly trying to grin and glad-hand his way back into their good graces. The silence was deafening. The contempt was palpable. What a humiliating spectacle. Even the corrupt diplomats from the US, UK, EU, and those degenerate Arab autocracies must be sweating right now, struggling to polish this fading puppet’s image to their home countries. While French dictator @EmmanuelMacron prepares to host a colonial conference in Nairobi, their favorite African errand boy is busy becoming a national pariah - too toxic even for a room full of celebrities to pretend to applaud. The mask has fully slipped. The people are no longer buying the performance. Ruto walked into a crowded hall and discovered what millions of Kenyans have known for years: he is unwanted, unwelcome, and increasingly irrelevant. The silence wasn’t awkward. It was justice.

@niyetsel Prosperity

Whatever you write under this tweet, you will receive everything you wish for from the universe on May 5th.

@CopShakurkihara @doginde 👹 incarnate himuselfu

The EACC chairperson is a pastor. In the past two weeks, I have reported two corruption cases. One involves pure theft at Kenya Prisons, where a syndicate of individuals is stealing money in the form of fake allowances. The other involves a nominated Nyamira MCA who is receiving taxpayers’ money while in the USA. She faked sick leave and is currently in America working. The EACC has not acted. Pastor David Oginde, do your work or go home.

This is Mercy Wanjiru walitoka church na mama yake then akapigiwa simu na rafiki akaambiwa Kuja tupige Sherehe hapa tunnel Mombasa road. Mercy was so happy akaenda. The following day, she was found brutally tortured and unconscious about three kilometres from the club where the birthday party had taken place, she had a deep cut on the head and lower abdomen. Both her arms were also broken. CCTV footage showed Mercy enjoying time with her friends at the club before one of them is seen leaving and boarding an Uber, leaving her behind. She is later seen trying to convince a boda boda rider to take her home, but they failed to agree on the fare. The rider is then seen picking up another customer, leaving Mercy behind. No one knows what happened in btw until she was found the next day tortured and unconscious where she was taken to hospital and has been in the ICU since then until she passed on. The family is seeking justice.