@OmahKhemikal @fesshole Congratulations, your family must be so proud of your 9.3k impressions
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Daniel
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Worked in football and we won a cup semi-final. Colleague drove me back, ringing person after person the whole two hours home, arranging to go and celebrate. Didn't even pretend to invite me. A long, painfully awkward way to find out someone doesn't like you, but fair enough.
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@fesshole He didn't get excluded at the pub or left off a group chat. He got a real time audio tour of every person his colleague wanted to celebrate with. That's not rejection. That's a documentary.
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When you celebrate your game-winning goal as if you've clinched the championship, only to concede just 6 minutes later.. 😭
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When you look back at it, going to Ibiza with 4 games left in the league was such a stupid decision. Standards dropped then and haven't come back
joe@ImNotRealLad
Apart from Isak injury at Spurs...i think a lot of our injuries this season have come from the fact our players are clearly not fit. The amount of hamstrings and muscle injuries has been pathetic.
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*to the tune of eleanor rigby*
anthony taylor,
goes to the screen to confirm what he’s seen over there,
he has no hair
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"You were impressed with Neil Armstrong, Alan, particularly his work rate..."
Vintage Maps@vintagemapstore
Map of Neil Armstrong’s Moonwalk compared to a football pitch. From the NASA history division.
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Used to think this would happen if you put 2 discs into the PS2 at the same time
Donk@Futdonk
Someone Modded GTA San Andreas into FIFA 🤣😭
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Well it surely can't get further away from midnight can it
Faytuks Network@FaytuksNetwork
NOW - Doomsday Clock set to 85 seconds to midnight, the closest it has ever been
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@Mordy45509029 @Nogajsho We’re not lefties mate. Or righties.
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Queuing up on Xmas day to deliver gifts to the fucking royals 😂😂😂 absolutely brain dead fucking morons
Anna@tokkianami
Prince George received an Aston Villa themed gifts from well-wishers today. He’s such a confident and polite young man ❤️
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BREAKING: Gaza authorities say the Israeli army has committed 47 violations of the ceasefire, killing 38 people and wounding another 143
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/noraj5?update=…
GIF
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NO ONE WANTS THIS STOPPPP
Dexerto@Dexerto
Sam Altman’s OpenAI will use as much power as New York City and San Diego combined, per FORTUNE
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@billywoodward Looks like absolute shite mate. Hope you have a proper job to fall back on
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I created a million-dollar Pixar-quality short in just 8 days using AI.
Workflow: nano banana + midjourney + seedance + kling 2.5 + Suno + Elevenlabs
I also tested Sora 2…and the results were surprising (see below)
Excited to finally share this!
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bro has never been to a day of county cricket in his life
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian
RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids.
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But that was the gaffer @JoshPughComic
Footy Accumulators@FootyAccums
Borini on Ancelotti: 🗣️ 'JT organised a boys night out .. Carlo calls a meeting the next day, everyone was worried ... Carlo says next time invite me because I don't want to be left out' Don't leave Don Carlo out of a night out 😂 #NoTippyTappyFootball w/@BoyleSports #Ad
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Can't really play that card when your dad is Ballon d'Or winner George Weah
Paul Kennedy@pkedit
Tim Weah, the first American to score at the Bernabéu (where his father also scored): "In a hundred years, I didn't believe I'd play here. I grew up in Rosedale, playing on a small turf pitch. Coming here was definitely a dream come true"
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