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@fynRuthie Friends

Apart from the Church, where else can you get a good husband?

@norbertmao What significant impact has your tenure as Justice minister made on the dispensation of justice and constitutionalism. Is there much that we can think of or we just have no options but to think you accepted the position to dine.

A ministerial appointment comes with substantial material benefits but everybody who knows me knows that I’m not in politics for money. I was offered the position in June 2021. I only took office in July 2022 after more than a year. Can a man dying of hunger wait that long when the job is his for the taking? There is something more at stake beyond the “eating” which some political low lives and trolls are obsessed with.

@kirya_ug Humans have no say in this!

The chimpanzees in Uganda are killing each other, there is a Chimpanzee civil war going on in Uganda but we have ignored it as a country. We need to step up and we intervene to stop this war before these Chimpanzees finish each other.

@norbertmao You deserve this.

This is not just bad politics. It is bad manners! Only the head of the family has the final word on who can access which room in the home. He doesn’t need lectures from a recently adopted child! Above all, when you insult your father’s visitors you’ve insulted your father.

@SpireJim wake up to the unforeseen fact of change of guard, peacefully.

Complete this sentence as you wish: On one fine morning, the country will …

@kingFahad_17 It's funny. The celebratory smile 😀

These two 😂😂😂😂

@leone_okello @Esau_Matsiko How about old bank notes! I have notes of 20k amounting to 120k from the previous currency that expired in 2011

@Esau_Matsiko Fun fact: You can take torn money to BOU and they will replace it for you for free. I've done it twice. You can literally just walk in if you wanted.

Have you ever seen anyone entering or leaving Bank of Uganda?

@UCC_Official This is a way of promoting it also! Let me go look out for it. I've not listened to it.

Public Notice: We have suspended the song “Mukube Paver” by Dynaso Wegoso following numerous complaints about its content and the dangerous imitations it triggers. All broadcasters, online platforms, and the public are directed to immediately stop airing, sharing, or promoting the song and any related content. Read the full notice below 👇🏾👇🏾 #ConnectedUg2030 | #DigitalUganda @UCC_ED @UgCERT @ConsumerUCC @Bbossa

@Gift99995 @shy_boyfriend0 You seemingly are young! Vision lived days and days before Crooze ever was.

@shy_boyfriend0 Bro u have started comparing non living things with a living things,hati noreeta vision radio omu banene kweri

Let's settle this Who is the G.O.A.T here?

@Dammi_Esq Very! They all would give me the job.

Imagine walking into a job interview today and seeing your ex on the panel, do you think you’d still get the job?

Care for a story?

@SamsonMKasumba Your posts are a yardstick!

You are on Twitter for 6 years and in those 6 years you have 23 followers and you also think you will understand what Samson Kasumba and his tweets? After a whole night in a conversation a student of law/ lawyer has finally admitted that he also first thought I wanted the killer to get bail! Finally he got my point after we talk that long. Hmmmm Good luck if you think you understand a ma on a mission to instigate the public to have honest, candid conversations on a sticky national issues.

@Chiomabtq I usually pay and board another 😂

Being sold to another taxi is an experience you can't even explain

@lynda_ddane The appearance you already have! Character, I don't know but I imagine it beats the appearance.

Not everyone will get it, but … I’d still pick character over appearance 😉 ✌🏼

@ThePreserverofU I am starting, together with my wife to be and we'll exchange these write ups. That way we'll know each other better. We are skipping 6 thou 😂

30 DAYS WRITING CHALLENGE Day 1: describe your personality Day 2: things that makes you happy Day 3: a memory Day 4: places you want to visit Day 5: your parents Day 6: single and happy Day 7: favorite movie Day 8: the power of music Day 9: write about happiness Day 10: your best friend Day 11: talk about your siblings Day 12: favourite tv series Day 13: favourite book Day 14: describe your style Day 15: if you could run away, where would you go? Day 16: someone I miss Day 17: ways to win my heart Day 18: thirty facts about myself Day 19: my first love Day 20: your celebrity crush Day 21: write about love Day 22: write about today Day 23: a letter to someone, anyone Day 24: write about a lesson you've learned Day 25: something inspired of the 11th image on your phone Day 26: your school Day 27: someone who inspires me Day 28: write about loving someone Day 29: my goals for the future Day 30: write about what do you feel when you write

@CarolPrim3 If government pays workers that less, what makes a regular Ugandan shameless by paying that to someone when it helps support them in untold ways!

But do we still have shameless people who pay their maids 200k??😳

@Md_Nitaa Not so rich, so lucky and blessed.

This is a rich family chei

@Katrich12345 @SpireJim Soon, one of us will save you from near death and you will learn that this anger is misdirected. You ought to know that our own kinsmen have lost lives at the hands of the state inspired violence.

@SpireJim I will never 4gv any munyankore/muhima &Nyarwanda. Those idiots hv tortured so much people who dont support their fellow's govt. Ne bwebuliba ddi, u idiots shitty asses u will pay. Northern style

She’s dead! For them it’s just politics, for another family it is a loved one gone - just because she held a different political opinion! How do you expect others to feel your pain when you are directly killing their own! Can we ever have peace where we’ve inflicted such pointless permanent pain on others? Would you pretend to be angry when such innocent people you’ve harmed and hurt celebrate your own pain?

@erich_mboowa Things that make being Ugandan unique! How dare they?

How do you even start a fight on a boat in the middle of a lake?🤔 This is total madness!🤨

@BalogunSonia4 Go missing for days

If I were your wife and I locked you out of the house for coming home late, what would you do as a lovely husband?